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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Graphic_Depictions_Of_Violence, Major_Character_Death, Underage
  Category:
      F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi
  Fandom:
      Pocket_Monsters_|_Pokemon_-_All_Media_Types
  Character:
      Yuuki_|_Brendan_|_Ruby
  Additional Tags:
      Violence, Aftermath_of_Violence, Non-Graphic_Violence, Drug_Use, Drug
      Addiction, Implied/Referenced_Drug_Use, Drug_Dealing, Drug_Abuse,
      Implied/Referenced_Drug_Addiction, Gang_Violence, Threats_of_Violence,
      Past_Violence, Gangs, Alternate_Universe, Gangsters, Underage_Kissing,
      Incest, Sibling_Incest, Parent/Child_Incest
  Series:
      Part 6 of GTA
  Stats:
      Published: 2017-07-29 Completed: 2017-10-26 Chapters: 38/38 Words: 48550
****** Grand Theft Auto 6: Pokemon - The ex-military soldier ******
by Witchan
Summary
     After Brendan is discharged from the military, he and a best friend
     of his go to a city of Canada to settle there. However, an incident
     nearly kills the best friend, causing Brendan to go on a deep quest
     for revenge. Rated NC-17 for Graphic Violent Images throughout/Gore,
     Some Language, and Substance Abuse/Drug References.
***** Chapter 1 *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
A/N: I'm out of retirement! It's short, I know. However, that doesn't mean I'm
completely back into the fanfiction world permanently. More mysteries are left
hanging in the GTA: Pokemon timeline, and I can't just ignore them. An example
is an unknown rogue scientist, a common Pokemon character, from GTA 1. He was
responsible for letting Team Aqua and Magma attempt to destroy Hoenn with one
of his crazy inventions, and he was never mentioned again. Another example is a
common non-Pokemon character's (from a popular childhood show that aired on
Cartoon Network) disappearance in the early 2000s thanks to another common non-
Pokemon character botching a drug deal. Where did he go? A third example is a
GTA 2 scene where all prisoners from an illegal institution are freed. Most
common names were mentioned. But who are the rest? They're video game
characters, too. Last example? The most troubling GTA antagonist's mother from
another dimension in hell. In a post-GTA 5 scene, a common Pokemon character
had mentioned the mother and her daughter, the most troublesome antagonist,
reuniting. I also wrote that the mother had an army of common characters from
anime shows, cartoon shows, and video games. That means two giant teams have
merged in hell, but how will they manage to go after the most powerful team on
earth? GTA 5 had revealed the ancient balls' existence, but they're no longer
on earth.
GTA 6, GTA 7, and GTA 8 are really the last three fanfics I'm going to write.
Unlike GTA 3 and GTA 4, GTA 6 and GTA 7 will have seventy-five missions instead
of fifty. GTA 8? I'm not sure, even though it takes place a few years after GTA
5. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, my favorite GTA game of all time, has one-
hundred missions, the most of any GTA game, and GTA 1, 2, and 5 all have one-
hundred missions as well. GTA 6 takes place in 2011 and GTA 7 takes place in
2010, meaning that I'll have to erase a few trivia points from GTA 5's bonus
chapters to avoid plot holes like "(blank) is the shortest/tallest/skinniest/
heaviest protagonist" for example. Like the previous protagonists, the ones in
GTA 6, GTA 7, and GTA 8 will have personalities. Also, the common and common
non-Pokemon characters will have personalities as well. Additionally, if some
common and common non-Pokemon characters have interesting personalities and
traits from the cartoons/anime/games they're in, I'll slap those personalities
and traits on them. But if they have little or zero, I'll fix it.
GTA 6's protagonist, Brendan, is the story's only protagonist, but he won't
have any abilities. GTA 7 will have two female protagonists, and they'll have
two abilities. The abilities are new. The final antagonists from GTA 6, GTA 7,
and GTA 8 are Pokemon characters because of the GTA (number): Pokemon title.
Some antagonists from 1-5 will appear as minor or supporting characters, but
two GTA 5 antagonists will go against Brendan because of their friendship with
a GTA 6 antagonist, and a tall GTA 2/5 antagonist will freak out Brendan and
the GTA 7 protagonists because of the "I" word. And yes, GTA 6 and GTA 7 will
have common non-Pokemon antagonists. They, and common Pokemon antagonists from
GTA 6 and GTA 7, have joined the other large team in the other hell. Who are
the common non-Pokemon antagonists? Hint: In GTA 6, they're from two old Game
Boy Color games (released in 2001) and a beloved series (I've also purchased
and downloaded the two games from my Nintendo 3DS's Eshop), a one and done
anime show I've watched on Adult Swim a few years ago, and the same popular
childhood show that aired on Cartoon Network (another hint is that I friggin'
hate its disgrace of a spin-off), and in GTA 7, they're from an awesome 2006
game that Rockstar created (it's also a Grand Theft Auto clone).
In GTA 5, I've had some A/Ns saying that I'm retiring, but I'll erase them and
slap them on GTA 8, and I'll erase my "final words". Here are a few more things
I need to say. I won't rush, I repeat, won't rush. I'll carefully create a
chapter, and I won't repeat myself and make a silly error. Also, I had
purchased a Playstation 4 a few weeks ago. That means I won't focus on a
chapter most of the day, but it's not just the PS4. It's other shit on the
internet and in real life. Guess what I've purchased from the Playstation
store? Grand Theft Auto III, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, and Grand Theft Auto:
San Andreas! I've also purchased Crash Bandicoot: N-Sane Trilogy at Gamestop,
Twisted Metal: Black, an excellent childhood game, and that same Rockstar game
I've mentioned above. Speaking of Rockstar, I'll buy Manhunt in the future.
Dark content? GTA 8 > GTA 5 > GTA 2 > GTA 3 > GTA 6 > GTA 1 > GTA 7 > GTA 4.
That means GTA 8 isn't the prettiest story, but GTA 7 is the second weakest.
I've made GTA 5's overall story extremely long, counting the post-GTA 5 scenes.
I'll make most GTA 6 and GTA 7's missions and cutscenes short and not too long,
but I'll have to add important details like a common character's personality
and trait as well. Like GTA 3, GTA 6 will have less swearing and no sex. GTA 6
also has no nudity. GTA 7, however, has the same swearing tone as GTA 4, and
the story will include sex and nudity.
Before I get started, I want to say that I've fixed more errors from the
previous stories while retiring. And I want to say that I'm truly born a Grand
Theft Auto fan. When I first played Grand Theft Auto III sixteen years ago, I
didn't know what the fuck to do. I was just roaming around and causing little
chaos. Later on, I had completed the first two missions, and that was it. As
for Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, I didn't do much but roam around. Grand Theft
Auto: San Andreas, however, attracted me so deeply with its awesome story, and
I was gaining experience from playing the game, wanting to know what would
happen next. I didn't beat the game, but thanks to the power of Youtube, I was
able to watch the game's story and missions. AND, I finally own it, but on the
PS4. GTA: SA's storyline overall is undoubtedly one of the best stories in a
video game. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories is the only GTA game I've
ever 100%'d. It's good, but IMO, it's the weakest GTA game, and its final
antagonist is one of the shittiest final antagonists ever. Grand Theft Auto:
Vice City Stories is another GTA game I've beaten. It's not one of the best
games I've ever played, but I think it's criminally underrated. The story is
great. And again, I STILL can't get over Rockstar confirmed Victor's death in
GTA: Vice City. I've yet to play the other GTA games, but I'll purchase GTA V
later this year.
Enjoy the story!
The present/Honolulu, Alola/August 2, 2017; 2:33 p.m....
A thirty-two year old was fleeing from law enforcement because of a small bank
robbery he had commenced seven minutes ago. Who was he? Brendan, a 5'7 149 lbs.
Hoennien, a criminal, and a former military member. He had on black shoes,
black shorts, a black shirt with red stripes, and a green headband. He had
served Japan's military from February 2, 2009 to June 8, 2011, and he was
discharged for rightfully assaulting a fellow member.
A few cops didn't want to chase Brendan because one of them knew him a long
time ago, and he was informing a common criminal to save him. That cop was
dirty, and his female partners were dirty as well. A minute and fifty-nine
seconds later, Brendan got tired of running, and he decided to steal a random
ride. He suddenly heard gunshots and screams, and he quickly went behind a
parked vehicle.
"W-Wait..." Brendan now noticed that he didn't get shot. "I didn't get shot...
and neither bullet is hitting the car behind me..." Brendan then peeped.
"Someone's murdering the pigs!" Brendan witnessed Moon (Pokemon) slaughtering
the cops like a pro. "But why?"
Moon ended the murdering. "Hey, Brendan, the guy with the green headband and
tan! Wherever you're hiding, bring your ass over here!" Moon shouted.
"How in the world does she me?" Brendan had a confused look on his face. Now,
he headed towards Moon. "I'm Brendan," Brendan distracted Moon. "But how do you
know who I am?"
"A friend had notified me about you being in trouble," Moon replied.
"And who is this "friend"?" Brendan asked.
"Just follow me, and you'll see him," Moon replied, heading north. Brendan
followed her.
"How long have you and him known each other?" Brendan asked.
"Since October of last year. My girl and I had done dirty work for him and his
lady friends," Moon replied.
"Dirty work? I used to do a lot of dirty work six years ago," Brendan said. He
and Moon ultimately met Nanu (Pokemon), Anabel (Pokemon), and Angie (Pokemon)
behind three giant Mcdonalds dumpsters. The three weren't just generic dirty
cops. Anabel and Angie were current members of a powerful team, and they'd
mostly do dirty cop-related missions and non-dirty cop-related missions for
their bosses. Nanu didn't care about a single soul on this earth except for
Angie, Anabel, his family, and his pretend niece, and he could be
unpredictable. "Nanu!?"
"This ain't Yellowknife," Nanu didn't care about Brendan, either, but he had to
save Brendan because Brendan and Moon were similar criminals.
"Yellowknife? The capital city of Canada's Northwest Terrorities?" Moon wanted
to know why Nanu would say Yellowknife.
"Brendan was like you up there, kiddo," Nanu explained a little.
"The last time I had stayed at Yellowknife was in late June. Lots of wild stuff
had happened while I was there," Brendan said.
"Why were you robbin' a bank today?" Nanu asked.
"I was bored. Ever since I've left Yellowknife, I've committed crimes around
North America, South America, and Europe," Brendan replied. "But in 2013, some
tall and freaky lady-"
"RAGYO (Kill La Kill)!" Moon cut Brendan off. "Was it her, that fuckin'
rainbow-haired bitch!?"
"It was her. She had put me in some fake institution, but all prisoners were
rescued months later. Prior to that, we had encountered each other briefly at
Yellowknife," Brendan replied.
"Ash (Pokemon), (Professor) Burnet (Pokemon), Cheren (Pokemon), and other
friends of mine had told me that story. And you're not going to believe this.
The owner of that fake institution had came back to life and defected to my
team," Moon said.
"Long and crazy story, Brendan. You might want to buy some grub before hearing
it," Nanu said.
"Let's go to my bosses' mansion. Tell us your entire story, too," Moon said.
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The beginning of GTA 6/Rustboro City/Outside of the city's military base/June
8, 2011; 12:19 p.m.... (Japan Time Zone)
"It was fun while it lasted..." Brendan, with casual clothes, had to do it. He
had to beat up a military member for his only friend, and he was fined forty-
thousand Yen for assault, leaving him almost broke. The victim had suffered
nasty injuries, and he vowed for revenge. Brendan was lucky not to get arrested
because the victim didn't want to press charges against him.
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Near a house...
"Open up!" Brendan was knocking on a door; it was his friend's door.
His friend opened it. "Hi, Brendan!" the friend's name was Emerald (Pokemon), a
twenty-two year old 4'10 drug dealer. Due to the loss of his parents at a young
age, he was moved between his family members and was constantly bullied by his
cousins due to his short height. Because of that, he had stolen his oldest
cousin's money and drugs and abandoned his family permanently. Emerald
developed a complex about his height, having to use hair gel to style his hair
upwards to make himself look taller than he actually was and lashing out at
people for commenting about his height in a positive or negative way. In the
drug world, he could be arrogant sometimes, insulting taller drug dealers for
being poorer than him. But Brendan assaulting the victim wasn't the case.
Speaking of Brendan, Emerald had met Brendan during a drug party in mid-2008,
and Brendan was the only person that interacted with him. Unlike Brendan, who
had fighting skills thanks to some intense military training, Emerald lacked
it, relying on his weapons to defeat his enemies.
"Hey, buddy," Brendan then noticed Emerald holding lots of Yen. "What's with
the Yen, Emerald?"
"I've decided to move away!" Emerald replied.
"Because of that punk, Brodie (Pokemon)?" Brendan asked. Brodie was the person
Brendan had assaulted. Brodie wasn't just a military guy, but he was a master
of disguise, an expert thief, a drug dealer, and Brendan's rival, too.
"He's not the reason, Brendan. I'd already planned the move a month ago!"
Emerald replied. "Please go with me!"
"Sure, why not. I'm no longer in the military anyway," Brendan agreed.
"I'll sell my house before we leave. The more Yen, the better!" Emerald said.
""The more, the better". Cliche line, but it's an important line to say,"
Brendan said.
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Yellowknife, Northwest Terrorities/Outside the airport/June 8, 2011; 9:54
a.m... (Mountain Time Zone)
Yellowknife had less than 20,000 people. But despite the number, it was a
dangerous city. Not because of the name, but because of dangerous criminals
migrating it since early 2009. Some criminals had visited Yellowknife for big
drug deals, and a few would look for other criminals to start a relationship
with. However, Yellowknife was a poor man's Castelia City because Castelia
City's population was over 200,000, and most news shows had described Castelia
City as one of the worst places to live in New York and on earth.
"What should we do first, friend?" Emerald asked, walking with Brendan.
"I dunno. It's up to you," Brendan replied.
"Hmmm... We should get something to eat. I am hungry!" Emerald said.
"I'll do the paying," Brendan said.
"But it's my mandatory rule, remember?" Emerald had promised himself that he'd
buy food, and other things, for both regardless of the price.
"Oh, yeah," Brendan said.
~ Mission One: Trouble begins ~ (Boss: Emerald)
Outside of Burger King/10:33 a.m....
"That was some of the best Burger King I've ever tasted!" Emerald's stomach was
full; he had eaten three burgers and three large group of fries.
"It was," Brendan agreed; he didn't eat much.
Two female OCs suddenly appeared infront of the boys, stopping them from
walking. One had red hair and red-related clothing, and the other one had blue
hair and blue-related clothing. Both women also had expensive looking jewelry
around them, and they were taller than Brendan.
"Who are you lovely looking ladies?" Emerald asked
"Drug dealers!" the blue-haired OC replied.
"You studs look like drug dealers yourselves, am I right?" the red-haired OC
said.
"Correct, miss," Brendan said.
"If you guys want to drug deal, follow us!" the red-haired OC said, then she
and her friend headed to a random alley.
"Our leaders are fascinating people. My leader loves anything related to
history," the blue-haired OC said.
"And my leader is obsessed with Winter, Spring, Summer, and Fall!" the red-
haired OC said. "Could one of you guess what our teams are called?"
"Team Seasons and... Team Ages?" Brendan guessed.
"You are 100% right! So smart, you!" the red-haired OC said.
"Are you guys born in or outside of Canada?" the blue-haired OC asked.
"We're both from Japan. We just moved here not too long ago," Emerald replied.
"Here's a fun trivia I'd like to share! This city attracts criminals despite
its population!" the blue-haired OC said.
"Our teams have moved here since October of 2010," the red-haired OC said.
"Do both teams have enemies?" Emerald asked.
"A long-time rival gang, and a recent gang! They both suck!" the blue-haired OC
said.
"And we are here!" the red-haired OC said, entering an alley with the three.
"What kind of drugs do you girls have?" Emerald asked, showing the two $2,000.
"Coke, weed, and syringes of lsd!" the red-haired OC replied.
"I'll give you both $2,000 for the syringes of lsd!" Emerald said.
"We've got ourselves a deal!" the red-haired OC said, revealing the syringes of
lsd to the boys.
"DIE!" the blue-haired OC immediately shot Emerald's midsection five times,
greatly shocking both men. "Let's go!" she then quickly grabbed Emerald's Yen
before fleeing with her partner. Brendan couldn't chase them because the blue-
haired OC was firing bullets towards him.
"Get me to a hospital fast!" Emerald cried, clasping his injuries.
"You'll live!" Brendan said, leaving the alley with Emerald.
Brendan stood in the middle of the street, causing a random OC in a car to hit
brakes. Brendan opened the driver door before hitting the person with a hard
punch towards the head and tossing him out of his vehicle. Both men got in, and
Brendan started driving.
"Hurry, Brendan!" Emerald cried more, losing blood.
"I'm trying, buddy!" Brendan said, avoiding contact with other vehicles and
doing illegal driving.
Forty-seven seconds later, Brendan spotted a nearby hospital. He stopped the
car, and he and Emerald rushed out of it before heading straight to the
hospital. Inside, Brendan yelled, "My friend needs immediate treatment!, and
two doctors and two nurses swiftly took Emerald to a room for treatment. After
that, Brendan angrily got out of the hospital. He was so angry, he thought
about eliminating Team Ages and Team Seasons regardless of the number of the
members.
"They won't get away with their actions!" this was the beginning of Brendan's
adventure. Although, this city was fairly small, he didn't know where to find
his targets. However, he'd get some help.
Rustboro City/After being discharged from the hospital...
"Yellowknife, here I fuckin' come," Brodie was heading to the airport. While
Brendan and Emerald were at the airport, an OC military member, who was waiting
for a friend to come back from a trip, had overheard Emerald and Brendan's
conversation about them going to Yellowknife, Northwest Terrorities, and he
informed Brodie about it a little later.
Total Kills: 0
Legit Kills: 0
Non-Lethal Weapons: None
Weapons: None
Total money: $500.00
End of Chapter 1
Chapter End Notes
     And it begins!
     I had to choose a Canada-related city as a GTA story's main part of
     the story. In GTA 2, there were a few Canada-related missions, and
     those missions were part of the story.
     I've promised myself to give Brendan a personality, and his
     personality and traits will be slapped as the story progresses (I've
     done this with the other protagonists). I'll do the same with
     Emerald, more supporting characters, minor characters, and the
     antagonists, especially.
     Speaking of the antagonists, I've slapped more hints on who the two
     are, and again, they're common non-Pokemon characters. Those
     antagonists were part of my childhood as well. They are super nice
     people in the Game Boy Color games. But in the GTA: Pokemon world,
     they're antagonists.
     Oh, and the plot will get more serious as the story progresses, and
     I'll explain Brendan's assault against Brodie in a later chapter.
     About Brodie, he was originally supposed to be a supporter of Team
     Aqua and Magma in GTA 1, being their best grunt. But while making the
     first chapter of the Team Magma and Aqua saga, I've decided to scrap
     the idea and ignore Brodie through the rest of the series. But in
     this story, he has a major role as an antagonist.
     One more thing. It was revealed that Brendan was one of the many
     victims in that illegal institution from GTA 2. After completing GTA
     7's final chapter, I'll make a bonus scene, an extended version of
     GTA 2's fiftieth mission where the prisoners are freed.
     And I'll avoid a plot hole.
***** Chapter 2 *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
~ Mission Two: New targets ~ (Boss: Emerald)
Inside the same stolen car, Brendan drove back to the spot where he had last
seen the OC grunts. There, he didn't see them. But instead, he saw ordinary
citizens walking and minding their own business. "They have to be here
somewhere..." Brendan kept driving. Twenty-one seconds later, he caught the
same grunts running.
"Where are they headed to?" Brendan said, driving legally and slowing tailing
the two. He didn't want to kill the two because he assumed that they'd lead him
somewhere special. "Shoot, I don't have a weapon!" Brendan realized that he
wasn't armed. "But I might be able to steal one of their weapons."
After a minute and one second, the OCs entered their hideout. Brendan stopped
the car before leaving it. Trespassing, Brendan attacked the OCs behind, giving
them hard karate chops against their backs. More OCs came out of almost every
room in the hideout, and they immediately pointed their Rocket Launchers,
Grenade Launchers, M16 Assault Rifles, Shotguns, Desert Eagles, and M249s all
super powerful weapons, towards Brendan.
"Make another move and you are dead!" a blue-haired OC threatened.
"Damn it..." Brendan cursed, making a surrender pose.
The two OCs glanced at Brendan before equipping their weapons and putting them
closer to his head. "What brings you here? To avenge for your midget
boyfriend?" the red-haired OC asked.
"I'm here to kill you all, and Emerald's not my boyfriend!" Brendan replied,
then he spat at the OC's face.
"You're disgusting!" the red-haired OC pistol-whipped Brendan, knocking him
down. Then, she wiped the spit off her face.
"What is going on, ladies?" an attractive woman asked, coming out of her
special room with her lover and holding a creative spiked rod as a deadly
weapon. Her name was Din (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons), and her lover's
name was Nayru (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages). Din was consumed into
seasons, and she'd mention them regardless of conversation, with tragic or
joyful real-time events in the mix. She was known to be a professional dancer,
she had won all dancing events she had attended, she'd insult other dancers
outside of her team and Nayru's team, and she'd occasionally give Nayru lap
dances during privacy time. Also, she'd use her signature weapon against her
enemies. As for Nayru, she was a gifted singer, in which it'd attract lots of
people. Another common trait was her being obsessed with history. Nayru wasn't
as violent as Din, but she'd sometimes use vicious assaults towards a target. A
golden harp was considered to be rare, and Nayru was one of the few people to
ever own one.
"Him!" the red-haired OC replied.
"Step back," Din ordered, and the two OCs did. Now, she and Nayru stood close
to Brendan. "Why are you intruding, stranger?"
Brendan got up. "My best friend and I thought we'd get into a normal drug deal
with two of your girls, but we were tricked, and my best friend was almost
killed!" Brendan replied.
"Oh, boo-hoo. Our girls' actions are part of life. You can't expect anything
you've wanted to be normal," Din said.
"Din is right. Life is too unpredictable. I am Nayru, and I shall sing," Nayru
said, then she started singing a song about Brendan's fate, which was Din
beating him to death with the rod. Nayru's beautiful voice made her allies
smile. Although Brendan was still mad, he thought that Nayru's singing was the
best singing he ever heard in his life. Two minutes and two seconds later,
Nayru stopped singing. "I am the best singer in the world, and my IQ of history
is sky-high. Now, Din!"
"I call my spiked rod the "Rod of Seasons". The icons that represents winter,
spring, summer, and fall are a snowflake, a full-grown flower, a burning hot
sun, and a fallen leaf, respectively. Intruder! Prepare to die!" Din said.
Din occurred the brutal assault, hitting Brendan's forehead and chest multiple
times and dropping his health bar. Brendan was hopeless; the gang were enjoying
the savage beatings. Not only was Din assaulting Brendan, but she was laughing
at him for being weak.
"GO TO HELL, YOU BITCHES!" an angry short woman triggered her two M249s outside
the hideout, killing several grunts and hitting Din, Nayru, and a few others.
The surviving enemies fled, but Brendan was laying on the ground. Farore
(Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons/Ages) was her name. Farore had known Din
and Nayru a long time ago; she had a terrible childhood while being around
them. After shooting, she went inside, and she only saw Brendan and the several
dead grunts.
"Whoever you are, thanks..." Brendan said weakly, slowly getting up.
"You don't look so good. Let me do this if you don't mind," Farore said. She
kissed Brendan's lips, restoring his health.
"That was fast!" Brendan felt so much better. "Let's leave this place."
"If you want to work for my boss, I'll transport you to his place. We all hate
the people that almost killed you," Farore said.
"I'm in," Brendan said.
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The present/Valerie and Olympia's mansion...
"Are Din, Nayru, and Farore hot, Brendan? Have you seen them naked before?" Ash
asked, sitting with Lana (Pokemon), Mallow (Pokemon), Lusamine (Pokemon),
Lillie (Pokemon), and Wicke (Pokemon), five of the many girls in his massive
harem; Lillie's girlfriend, Mina (Pokemon), who never liked Ash, was sitting
next to her.
"Shut up, perv!" Moon said.
"I haven't seen them naked, but they don't look too bad," Brendan replied to
Ash's question.
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GTA 6/Outside of the hideout...
"Why do you hate Din, Nayru, and their girls?" Brendan said, getting inside
Farore's car with her. Then, Farore started driving.
"My childhood was trash thanks to them. I'd idolized them because of their
talent and looks, and I'd always wanted to be their friend, but they rejected
me and bullied me like a worthless human being. Last month, I found them here,
and I gave them all of my money, wanting to join their team. But they set my
money on fire, pummeled me, and threw me into the sea. Lucky for me, a current
teammate saved me from drowning," Farore replied.
"That's harsh," Brendan felt bad for Farore.
"I was stupid enough into thinking that Din and Naryu would like me someday,
and it almost costed my life... I was probably one of the dumbest people on
earth before joining my current team... Stupid, stupid, stupid..." Farore said.
"We've known each other for a few minutes, but don't call yourself stupid. It's
not healthy. Just because you've made mistakes don't mean you're stupid,"
Brendan said.
"You're right. I don't need to call myself stupid. I just need to focus on
getting revenge," Farore said.
"Din and Nayru's two girls nearly murdered Emerald, my friend, not too long
ago," Brendan said.
"Because of a fake drug deal?" Farore guessed.
"Yeah," Brendan replied.
"I've been a victim of it last year," Farore said.
"Who almost smoked you?" Brendan asked.
"A tall old man, a middle-aged blonde woman that looks European, and a young
woman with creepy eyes and pink flowers on her head, but I didn't suffer any
injuries. I was taking a vacation in Hoenn during that time," Farore replied.
"Did you kill any of them?" Brendan asked.
"Just a few of their pirates," Farore replied. "What is your name?"
"Brendan," Brendan replied.
"Farore," Farore smiled.
"Bodacious name," Brendan said.
"You think so?" Farore asked, blushing.
"Yes," Brendan replied.
"I like you, Brendan! Wow, we've been talking for a while, and we're almost at
our destination!" Farore said.
"It's nice to have a conversation with people like you. We should talk more!"
Brendan said.
"I agree!" Farore agreed.
~ Mission Three: Meeting a new boss ~ (Boss: Farore)
The hideout...
"They've fled, boss, but I've killed five of their girls and saved Brendan,
this gentleman standing next to me!" Farore informed.
Robin/Nightwing (Teen Titans) turned the other way, looking at Brendan. "Are
you one of us?" Nightwing asked. Nightwing was a natural born leader, serious
in tone, stern, strict, and obsessed with trying to hunt down and kill his
enemies. Despite that, Nightwing remained as a calm, level-headed, and
intelligent leader who would come up with clever strategies to complete
missions. In his early teens, he was a common criminal's sidekick, and he
looked up to that common criminal as a father figure. Three months after his
fifteenth birthday, his former partner was presumably deceased, and he fled to
San Francisco. At the Bay Area city, he developed a team, with two sisters
being his lovers. But a few years later, a mysterious drug lord nearly took
away his life during a big drug deal, and Nightwing became obsessed into seeing
who his new enemy was. His enemy had escaped from his retaliation, but he began
to hunt him down all over the world before confronting him in this city. The
enemy died, but Nightwing didn't want to return to his lovers and team because
he assumed that they were fine. However, he thought about returning to them
someday. Several of Nightwing's employees knew him before, and they had
mistakenly called him Robin on several occasions.
"I'm here for revenge," Brendan then explained the whole story to Nightwing.
"You've come to the right team, Brendan. We've had many rival moments with
Seasons and Ages for a few months. On January 21, 2011, my team was born here.
Other teams feared and respected us. But when Ages and Seasons confronted us,
they didn't respect and fear us. They were the opposite, wanting to run us out
of the city," Nightwing said.
"Regardless of how tough they are, I won't rest until they're all dead!"
Brendan said.
"I like that attitude, Brendan. I am Nightwing. Never call me Robin," Nightwing
said.
"The boss likes his current name better," Farore reminded.
"If you have a phone, let us exchange numbers. I'll call you if necessary,"
Nightwing said.
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The present...
"Robin was your old leader!? I've gotta bring his girls here!" Ash said.
"The perv is at it again!" Moon said.
"They haven't seen him since 2003, Moon! They must learn about this story!" Ash
said.
"Actually, I've already told them the story, and I've said that he might return
to them someday. But you can bring them here if you want," Brendan said.
"Be right back!" Ash said, then he vanished to San Francisco.
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GTA 6/At the hospital/Emerald's room...
"How are you feeling, Emerald?" Brendan asked.
"Fine, man, thanks for asking," Emerald replied, laying on his hospital bed.
"Did you kill the same women that tricked us?" Emerald asked, then Brendan told
him about their new enemies, Team Nightwing, and the rivalry between Team
Nightwing and Team Seasons/Ages. "When I get out of this hospital, I'll join
Team Nightwing, and I'll make Din and Nayru my bitches!"
"Get well soon, Emerald. I've got to go," Brendan said.
"Alright, Brendan, be careful," Emerald said.
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Outside...
"Hey, you!" a red-haired OC grunt yelled at Brendan, having two blue-haired OC
grunts by her side. "Our bosses had told us about you wanting to murder Ages
and Seasons!" after Din and Nayru had escaped with their living OCs, they told
the rest of their OCs about Brendan, his appearance, and his motive.
The OCs shot Brendan with their Handguns, lowering 16% of his health. Wanting
to take their weapons, Brendan jacked a parked car. Then, he ran the grunts
over, killing all of them and receiving a wanted level. After exiting the car,
Brendan took the weapons and ammo from the corpses. Nearby cops told Brendan to
stop, but Brendan went back inside the car before driving away from the
authority.
*call*
"I've killed three grunts, Farore, but a few cops are trying to arrest me,"
Brendan said.
"Look up," Farore said.
Brendan looked up, noticing a wanted level. "All I see is a yellow star,"
Brendan then paid attention to the road.
"It's a wanted level, Brendan. Find a pay 'n spray around the city," Farore
said.
"I see one!" Brendan noticed a pay 'n spray between a Mcdonalds and a "XXX All
Night" place. He entered it. Then, he went out with a new color. "The wanted
level disappeared, Farore, and the place didn't charge me for money!"
"That's good, but be sure to save money because another visit means you'll have
to pay them. Or you can find a police bribe to eradicate a wanted level, or
hide until it disappears," Farore said.
"How many wanted levels can I get in total?" Brendan asked.
"Six, but I don't recommend it. Six wanted levels will make the military act
super aggressive towards you," Farore reminded.
"Sensible. I'll avoid getting six or less as much as possible. I'll see you
later, Farore," Brendan said.
Total Kills: 3
Legit Kills: 0
Non-Lethal Weapons: None
Weapons: Handgun
Total money: $500.00
End of Chapter 2
Chapter End Notes
     Din and Nayru are the antagonists! Also, they're one of my many
     favorite yuri pairings and my favorite Legend of Zelda series yuri
     pairing of all time. A decade and two years ago, I had read a nice
     DinxNayru story on Adultfanfiction. It was about Din successfully
     seducing Nayru, and it was hot.
     Robin/Nightwing isn't dead! In GTA 5's last bonus chapter, I had said
     that Robin's fate was unknown, and it turns out that he's alive! Like
     Farore, all of his employee are common characters. The reason I've
     chosen the name Nightwing over Robin is because Nightwing sounds
     cooler, serious, and more leader-like.
     Speaking of Farore, she revealed that three common characters had
     tried to kill her in 2010. Those characters sound extremely familiar,
     I know. I'll try to develop more of Farore's personality because in
     both Ages and Seasons, she has zero personality. It's just her
     standing behind a counter inside a Maku Tree, and interacting with
     Link about Secrets.
     The M16 name is back! In GTA 2, 3, 4, and 5, I'd named the Assault
     Rifle the M19 instead of the M16.
     BTW, collectibles and odd job missions make a return, meaning that
     Brendan, like the previous protagonists, will 100% his adventure
***** Chapter 3 *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
Brendan had nothing to do for Nightwing, so what could he do during his free
time? This city wasn't big, but Brendan could collect any interesting
collectible for awesome prizes, and he could do any non-storyline mission for
lots of cash.
Two hours and thirty-seven minutes later...
*call*
"You're assigned to work with a teammate of yours. Meet him at the hideout,"
Nightwing said.
"I'm on my way," Brendan said, using a firetruck to drive towards the hideout.
Previously, Brendan had completed the Firefighter and Paramedic side missions
for a flame retardant award and a 50% extra health award, respectively, and he
had collected eleven Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers, nine Montreal
Canadiens jerseys, twelve Calgary Flames helmets, eight Vancouver Canucks 2011
choke signs, nine Ottawa Senators logo pucks, and fifteen Edmonton Oilers mini
sticks. That was a lot, but Brendan needed to collect more.
~ Mission Four: The wild trafficker ~ (Boss: Nightwing)
The hideout...
"Brendan, meet Drake (Pokemon; Orange Islands)," Nightwing said.
"'Sup, Brendan!" Drake was known for doing drug and weapon trafficking no
matter how long they were, and he'd do deals with anybody. When he was a child,
he used to participate in long drug and weapon trafficking with his late
father, and his father had promised the Orange Islands native to be like him in
the future. He was creative with weapons. Doing drugs, however, wasn't his
taste, and he didn't like drinking alcohol. In 2008, he had a friendship with
Cissy (Pokemon), Danny (Pokemon), Rudy (Pokemon), and Luana (Pokemon), and in
2010, he dropped it after being betrayed by them, not seeing them since. Also,
he despised rape to the extreme.
"Drake is a vital employee for weapon and drug trafficking regardless of
lengthiness. He has a small airplane waiting for him at his secret storage. And
according to Drake, grunts of Ages and Seasons had failed to stop and kill him
on four attempts. Protect him at all costs," Nightwing said.
"Got it, boss Nightwing," Brendan said.
"Have fun killing more of those scumbags, Brendan!" Farore said, seeing Brendan
and Drake leaving.
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Outside...
"Keep this bad boy!" Drake said, giving Brendan a Mac-10. "It has better damage
rate than a Handgun!" Drake then went inside his pick-up truck of drugs and
weapons.
After Brendan got in the back of the pick-up truck, Drake headed to his secret
storage. Forty-six seconds later, Brendan recognized the enemy grunts in
motorcycles. "THEY'RE HERE, DRAKE!" Brendan informed. He fired Mac-10 bullets
towards a duo to his far right, killing both. A duo in the middle of the road
shot Brendan, but Brendan counterattacked, killing both of them as well. Then,
he murdered the last two pairs.
"That's what I'm talkin' about, Brendan!" Drake said; he had saw the action
from his rear-view mirror.
"More of them are coming!" Brendan said, seeing more grunts going towards the
pick-up truck.
"We're nineteen seconds away from the secret storage, Brendan!" Drake reminded.
Brendan triggered more bullets until he and Drake made it to their destination.
However, Brendan was almost out of Mac-10 bullets. After switching weapons,
Brendan killed more. Drake opened his large storage door, then he entered his
small airplane. Drake drove it out of the storage, got out, grabbed the bags of
drugs and weapons, and then store it inside the airplane.
"They're all dead, and we're both alive! Thanks a ton, man!" Drake said.
"Be careful out there, man!" Brendan said. After Drake took off, Brendan robbed
the dead, stealing some of their Mac-10 ammo.
Twenty-one seconds after Brendan left, a heavily-wounded red-haired OC slowly
reached towards her ringing phone, then she answered it. "T-The new target h-
had killed us all, pretty Din..." the OC said weakly, then she died.
"Damn that guy! Damn him!" Din cursed; she, Nayru, and some of their OC grunts
were standing near several of their hideouts.
"I've found extra help, guys!" a blue-haired OC said, bringing Candela
(Pokemon) and Blanche (Pokemon) with her. Shortly after escaping with her
bosses and comrades from Farore's retaliation, Din and Nayru had ordered her to
look for extra help. About Candela and Blanche, who were on vacation, Candela
was brave and one of the FBI's most wanted criminals in Unova, Blanche was a
psychotic cannibal with super weird religious beliefs, and both loved to
dominate each other during sex.
"We're not really the extra help, but my satanic friend and his cult have
promised us that they'll come here shortly," Blanche said.
"Good," Nayru said.
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The hideout...
"Excellent job, Brendan," Nightwing had learned from Drake, via phone call,
that Brendan successfully protected the trafficker. "I'll call you again."
Reward: $3,000
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Two hours and sixteen minutes later...
*call*
"Your mission is not enemy-related. Three of your female co-workers need your
help," Nightwing said.
"I will not ignore them," Brendan was close to the hideout; he had done five
rampages (20 Dallas Stars fans/$500; 15 Los Angeles Kings fans/$700; 20 New
York Rangers fans/$1,000; 10 Detriot Red Wings fans/$900; 15 Colorado Avalanche
fans/$600), collected thirteen Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs, sixteen
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks, fourteen Montreal Canadiens jerseys, ten Ottawa
Senators logo pucks, thirteen Calgary Flames helmets, and nineteen Toronto
Maple Leafs large stickers.
~ Mission Five: Interesting toys ~ (Boss: Nightwing)
The Hideout...
"Buy a variety of sex toys for us, Brendan!" Samus Aran (Metriod series) said,
standing next to her lesbian partners, Female Wii Fit Trainer (Wii Fit) and
(Princess) Zelda (Legend of Zelda series; Twilight Princess version). The girls
had imaginative personalities, being a bounty hunter, the best trainer alive,
and a princess, respectively. Samus and Female Wii Fit Trainer would treat
Zelda like a real princess 99% of the time, protecting her from enemies and
giving her food, money, and presents; half of Team Nightwing would do this as
well.
"Sex toys? I always thought they looked weird," Brendan said, then he got
$1,000 from Female Wii Fit Trainer.
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At No Kids Allowed...
"A male Seasons member?" Brendan thought, seeing a red-haired OC male reading a
purchased adult magazine. "Better avoid him while being here."
After shopping for a little bit, Brendan purchased the items. Total amount:
$369.69. The grunts suddenly noticed Brendan, but Brendan left. Outside, the
grunt confronted Brendan before firing Handgun bullets at him. But Brendan
killed him moments later.
"I knew it'd happen," Brendan said.
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The hideout...
"Oh, thanks, honey!" Zelda said, getting the bags of sex toys and remaining
change from Brendan.
"Looks like you've fought an enemy grunt or two, Brendan. Let us recover you,"
Female Wii Fit Trainer said, then she, Zelda, and Samus triple-kissed Brendan,
restoring his health.
Total Kills: 83
Legit Kills: 0
Non-Lethal Weapons: None
Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10
Total money: $7,200.00
Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 30 of 50
Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 23 of 50
Calgary Flames helmets: 25 of 50
Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 21 of 50
Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 19 of 50
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 31 of 50
Rampages: 5 of 10
End of Chapter 3
Chapter End Notes
     Like the previous stories, I'm trying to get the collectibles and
     side missions out of the way first, so I can focus more on the real
     missions.
     Look who has appeared! Drake from the Orange Islands! He had appeared
     in GTA 3 as a customer, wanting the protagonist to protect him and a
     cargo of weapons and drugs. Prior to making this story, GTA 3 was his
     only appearance. And one of his traits? A thing he dislikes? Yeah, I
     had to put it there because of a common rapist from GTA 1 and 2.
     Blanche and Candela again! In the story's first A/N, I'd said that
     two GTA 5 antagonists would go hostile towards Brendan because of
     their friendship with a GTA 6 antagonist.
     Zelda, Female Wii Fit Trainer, and Samus had appeared in a post-GTA 5
     scene, but the scene had taken place elsewhere, not in Yellowknife.
     All collectibles and most non-storyline tasks are NHL (National
     Hockey League)-related, and the Vancouver Canucks collectible is a
     reference to the team choking hard in the 2011 Stanley Cup Finals,
     losing to the Boston Bruins 4-0 in Game 7 despite having home
     advantage.
***** Chapter 4 *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
11:24 p.m....
*call*
"You're going to love the next mission, Brendan. Get here fast," Nightwing
said.
"Here I come," Brendan was a bit far from the hideout; he had done Vigilante
and Taxi side missions for 50% extra Body Armor health and $6,324.17/nitro
boost, respectively, and all 10 Odd Jobs (selling twenty hockey sticks for a
Toronto Maple Leafs fan for $1,000, beating an illegal street race against
three Minnesota Wild fans for $2,000, beating a boat race against four Florida
Panthers fans for $3,000, beating a running race against three Chicago
Blackhawks fans for $1,500, disposing fifteen New York Rangers posters for a
Montreal Canadiens fan for $4,000, beating a bike race against five St. Louis
Blues fans for $3,500, beating a Roller Blade race against four Nashville
Predators fans for $1,000, helping a Pittsburgh Penguins fan taunt ten
Washington Capitols fans by holding choke signs infront of them for $5,000,
giving a variety of twenty vehicles to a car business for $800,000, and beating
an altitude race against five Tampa Bay Lightning fans for $10,000).
~ Mission Six: Trip cancelled ~ (Boss: Nightwing)
The hideout...
"B-"
"I'll tell him, Nightwing!" Bumblebee (Teen Titans) cut Nightwing off.
Bumblebee, her nickname, was one of the "cockiest" characters in the GTA:
Pokemon series, and she had a very confident and outgoing attitude. She could
be a little bossy with her teammates, but she deeply cared for them. She was
also extremely intelligent, having a large IQ. Despite working for Nightwing,
she was very independent, and she didn't like being told what to do, wanting to
do missions her own way. But she secretly respected Nightwing for his
leadership towards her other teammates, and Nightwing respected her for being
bold and smart. Also, Bumblebee was one of the several employees to know
Nightwing a long time ago. She had other traits like being cooperative and
patient. "Brendan, I've overheard a couple of Seasons and Ages scumbags
planning on leaving at 11:50 for a little trip to Bogota, wanting to sell their
weapons and drugs to the city's common drug lord. Din and Nayru's little
stooges had tried to stop our buddy, Drake, five times. And as Drake's
teammates, we'll give them a taste of our own medicine! C'mon!" Bumblebee then
grabbed Brendan's hand before leaving with him. "Sit behind me!" Bumblebee sat
on her motorcycle.
Brendan sat behind her. "Why are you dressed like a bee?" Brendan asked.
"Because I love bees!" Bumblebee replied, controlling the motorcycle.
"Makes sense," Brendan said.
"My real name is Karen Beecher," Bumblebee said.
"And the last name sounds accurate," Brendan said.
"Listen, you. I want to permanently eradicate Ages and Seasons as much as you,
Nightwing, Farore, and our other teammates do, but I'd like to break down a few
of my rules. Rule number one, DO NOT tell me what to do! I want to do shit my
own goddamn way! If I somehow get injured, don't try to save me! Let me save
myself! And rule number two, DON'T say that you're better than me! I'm better
than the world, and that's a fact!"
"I find it strange that a cocky individual is working for a leader," Brendan
said.
"Nightwing and I go way back, Brendan. He knows about my personality, and he
respects it and me. Months before he had left San Francisco in 2003, he and his
girlfriends had witnessed me taking out an opposing gang with scary weapons all
by myself, but that wasn't the only thing!" Bumblebee said.
"No wonder he had let you cut him off," Brendan said. "Mind if I ask you this
question?"
"Whatever it is, yes," Bumblebee replied.
"If you're permanently disabled, not counting brain damage, and cannot protect
yourself, would you still considered to be the best?" Brendan asked.
"What am I, an idiot!? No! Need I remind you that my IQ is tremendously large!
I'll have to use robotic hands or arms to continue my career as a criminal!"
Bumblebee replied.
"If you're so smart, answer this!" Brendan said. "What's 9638 divide by 3 times
56?"
"179,909.333!" Bumblebee replied, then Brendan used the calculator tool on his
phone to see if Bumblebee was correct.
"You're right!" Brendan was stupefied.
"Extremely high IQ genetics runs in the family, Brendan! My late boyfriend,
Herald (Teen Titans), was smart as hell, too!" Bumblebee reminded.
"His fate?" Brendan asked.
"His cousin on his dad's side of the family had killed him while he was
asleep... That idiot cousin was always jealous of Herald..." Bumblebee replied.
"I'm sorry for your loss, Bumblebee," Brendan said.
"It's alright, Brendan! The cousin was beaten, raped, and killed in prison, and
that brought me joy!" Bumblebee replied.
"I didn't need to know that part," Brendan said.
"We've made it!" Bumblebee said, stopping the motorcycle near the ocean. Then,
she and Brendan got off it before pointing at two medium-sized airplanes. "See
the boats over there? I'll burn them!" Bumblebee then used three Molotov
Cocktails against the airplanes, setting them on fire. "It's almost 11:50!"
At 11:50, Six blue-haired OC males, eight red-haired OC females, and seven
satanic grunts, with masks and as part-time bodyguards, appeared. The sudden
explosions and the fire dumbfounded all grunts. Brendan and Bumblebee began to
open fire. Brendan scored more kills than Bumblebee, but at the same time, he
didn't know who his new enemies were.
"I'm still better than you, Brendan!" Bumblebee said, watching Brendan
finishing off the last two grunts.
"I get it, Bumblebee," Brendan said, removing a satanic mask from one of the
dead satanic grunts. The satanic mask's color was dark red, it had a sharp
black nose, its brown horns were sharp and large, and its fake teeth were dark
yellow. "Unfortunately, we have new enemies."
"I've seen those masks before, but I'm not the only one! Nightwing will tell
you who's controlling the satanic freaks!" Bumblebee said.
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Outside the airport...
"It's dark here... I should get some sleep in a hotel," Brodie said.
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The hideout...
"Look at this mask, Nightwing," Brendan said, showing Nightwing the mask.
"That mask... Trigon's (Teen Titans; human form) their leader. If he wants to
die with Seasons and Ages, then so be it," Nightwing said.
"Trigon sounds like a satanic name," Brendan said.
"He never got along with his daughter, a friend of mine. Their personalities
are dissimilar from one another," Nightwing said.
Reward: $2,000
~ Mission Seven: All better ~ (Boss: Emerald)
June 9, 2011/11:43 a.m....
*ring*
"I'm 100% better, man! I'm waiting for you outside the hospital!" Emerald said.
"Okay, man," Brendan said, leaving his room. After Brendan had completed his
previous missions, he collected the rest of the collectibles and rampages (15
San Jose Sharks fans/$800; 20 Anahiem Ducks fans/$500; 20 New York Islanders
fans/$700; 10 Phoenix Coyotes fans/$500; 25 Pittsburgh Penguins fans/$3,000)
for cool prizes.
"Where are you going, Brendan?" Farore asked, eating breakfast with Aqualad
(Teen Titans), Speedy (Teen Titans), Mas y Menos (Teen Titans), Bumblebee,
Zelda, Samus, and Female Wii Fit Trainer. Aqualad was a charming, calm, and
collected individual. He was super smart, too, but not as smart as Bumblebee.
He never disrespected an authority's command. He never seemed to notice his
goods looks, and instead of bragging about it or trying to impress females, he
felt rather uncomfortable with girls who were infatuated with him. He also had
a strong fondness for sea creatures, especially fish, and he strongly disliked
seafood. Speedy was one of the more witty members of Team Nightwing. He enjoyed
teasing his fellow teammates, taking pleasure in annoying his teammates. He
could be a little short tempered though, and he could be a bit arrogant and
cocky. Mas y Menos, Guatemala natives and short twins, shared similar behavior,
being pretty light-hearted and fun-loving like the mind of a kid. Both saw each
other as their best friend, and hated to be apart. Despite understanding
English, they'd speak Spanish during conversations and missions.
"To pick up Emerald," Brendan replied.
"Let me come with you," Farore said, holding her toasted bread and three
bacons.
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While riding a stolen motorcycle...
"Do you like Bumblebee?" Brendan asked.
"She's my least favorite Team Nightwing member. She thinks she's friggin'
invincible," Farore said.
"Okay, just asking," Brendan said.
"But rather her than Din and Nayru! Hell, rather anybody than those bitches!
Well, almost everybody!" Farore said.
"Who do you hate more than those two?" Brendan asked.
"Three morons from a shitty reality show, two main characters and a minor
character. November of last year, I had overheard one of the main characters
hating her own race, then she headed somewhere. I followed her, and guess where
she went to? A big ass land with a giant castle. She met the other characters,
a racist father and a racist daughter, there, and she kept bitching about her
race. They had sex while spouting racist shit. I told people about it the next
day, but they didn't believe me. Well, except for one person," Farore said.
"Someone hating on their own race? That's messed up. If she tells the entire
world that she hates her own race (GTA 4), they will hate her guts and her
racist lovers' guts to the extreme," Brendan said.
"Here's my prediction. Someone will murder them (GTA 1)! Almost six years ago,
that crappy Ghostesses in the Slot Machine episode had aired on Comedy Central,
and the episode HINTED that she was self-hated," Farore said.
"I'll see it after we meet Emerald," Brendan said.
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Near the hospital...
"Emerald, Farore. Farore, Emerald," Brendan introduced his friends to each
other.
"Nice to meet you, mate!" Farore said, shaking Emerald's hand.
"Nice to meet you, too, beautiful," Emerald thought that Farore was hot.
"Let's take a walk to the hideout," Brendan said.
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Some minutes later...
"Wow... That storyline was beyond stupid. The other storyline was good, but
man... That love triangle stuff... Wow..." Brendan didn't like the episode
overall.
"My rating for Ghostesses in the Slot Machine is 3.5/10. If not for the other
storyline, the rating would be 0/10," Farore said.
"The love triangle shit didn't make sense. Rating? 0.1/10," Emerald said.
"I'll give it a 4.5/10 because of the other storyline," Brendan said.
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The hideout...
"Welcome to your new home, Emerald," Nightwing said.
"I like this place!" Emerald thought Nightwing's hideout was awesome despite
only seeing the living room, but the hideout was cool-looking overall.
"Hi there, short stuff!" Bumblebee smiled, waving at Emerald.
"Watch out for Bumblebee, Emerald. She's very cocky," Brendan whispered to
Emerald.
Total Kills: 189
Legit Kills: 0
Non-Lethal Weapons: None
Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10
Total money: $852,024.17
Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina)
Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo)
Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing)
Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity)
Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing)
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles)
Rampages: 10 of 10
Odd Jobs: 10 of 10
End of Chapter 4
Chapter End Notes
     Yeah, I had to mention them. Y'know, the most HATED antagonists in
     this series.
     Brodie's finally here! That means the storyline will get more
     serious. And speaking of which, Trigon's the new enemy. Again,
     Candela and Blanche will get involved, but for a short time. I've
     always liked Trigon as a Teen Titans villain, but he's my most second
     favorite Teen Titans villain.
     Later on, I'll mock the shit out of Teen Titans GO!. In my previous
     stories, I've mocked shit I didn't like on the internet and in real
     life such as Social Justice Whiners and feminazis.
     By the way, the beginning of this story takes place some days before
     the Stanley Cup Finals' Game 7 between the Bruins and Canucks, aka
     choke town. Brendan collecting Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs
     before that game doesn't count as a plot hole because the Canucks
     have previous playoff woes, choking a lot. Also, the collectible
     HINTED that the team would choke big, which actually came true.
     New prizes? Yeah, I didn't want to repeat the same prizes over and
     over again. I had to think of new prizes like "extra healing, extra
     Body Armor healing, and extra speed from vehicles". I'll also feature
     new prizes in GTA 7, even though it's the first ever GTA: Pokemon
     story timeline wise.
***** Chapter 5 *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
~ Mission Eight: Apprentice ~ (Boss: ???)
Outside...
"Who the heck is that guy?" Brendan said, seeing a mysterious looking man with
a eye-patch standing far from him; the mysterious man didn't look at Brendan.
Wanting to know who the mysterious man was, Brendan headed towards him. "Who
are you?"
"You've finally noticed me, Brendan," he said.
"How do you know my name!?" Brendan asked.
"I've heard about you wanting to get revenge on Din, Nayru, and their grunts,
and I've learned about you killing some grunts, ruining two of their missions,"
he replied.
"They've got what they deserved! My friend's 100% fine, but I'll still go after
Seasons and Ages!" Brendan said.
"You have that heated look in your eyes, being obsessed with your enemies and
wanting to kill them for good. An enemy of mine had confronted me with the same
look twice. If you, as my loyal apprentice, complete missions for me, I will
tell you who my enemy is, and I will tell you who I am," he said.
"Deal, but you don't have to pay me. I've got enough money," Brendan said.
"Call me Joseph Wilson, or Madman for short. The Madman nickname was named by
the same enemy," Madman said.
"What's my first task?" Brendan asked.
"Yellowknife is little, but the city has many compelling things to discover,
collect, and liquidate. If you do not have a Sniper Rifle, buy one. At 12:30
p.m., a target of mine and two women will appear at Funland, the city's park.
On June 7, the target had promised me that he would do a drug deal with me late
at night. But instead, he sent two hired men to murder me and take my money and
drugs. I will watch his death," Madman replied. "Before we split up, give me
your number."
After Brendan gave Madman his number, he jacked someone's car, getting a wanted
level. Brendan went into a nearby pay 'n spray, erasing the wanted level. Then,
he headed to "They Ain't Illegal", a weapon store. He bought the Sniper Rifle
for $3,000, a super-high price. Next, he went to the park. After seeing a large
tree, Brendan climbed on it.
At 12:30 p.m., Brendan equipped his Sniper Rifle. He saw a bald man, Nigel/
Numbuh 1 (Codename: Kids Next Door), a tall and black woman, Abigail/Numbuh 5
(Codename: Kids Next Door), and an overweight woman, Lizzie (Codename: Kids
Next Door). The latter two were arguing with each other; it had started thirty-
five minutes ago. The three had known each other ever since childhood. Nigel
and Lizzie had dated each other at age ten, and they eventually broke up. A
couple of years later, Abigail and her late husband, Hoagie/Numbuh 2 (Codename:
Kids Next Door) had begun dating, and they ultimately got married. Seven years
later, however, Hoagie died of a heart attack, leaving Abigail as a widow. Last
year, Abigail met Nigel here, and they formed their friendship again. Several
days ago, Abigail admitted her love for Nigel at the park, but Lizzie made a
surprising appearance, and she wanted Nigel to love her again. Now, Nigel
wanted to choose one of the girls as his permanent lover.
Brendan sniped Nigel, killing him and astonishing the girls. Then, the girls
fled.
*call*
"Superb sniping skills, Brendan. That is all," Madman said.
*another call*
"Aqualad had found something essential, Brendan. Rendezvous with us behind
"Cyclistville", east from the hideout," Nightwing said.
~ Mission Nine: Revived rivalry ~ (Boss: Nightwing)
Behind Cyclistville...
"Now, we head north," Nightwing said.
"What did Aqualad find?" Brendan asked, going north with his entire gang.
"Our enemies, their grunts, two women, and something else," Nightwing replied.
At the destination, Roller World's, a roller skating place, large and empty
parking space, Team Nightwing saw Din, Nayru, Trigon, with a creepier satanic
mask on his face, Blanche, Candela, half of the former three's grunts, and
Brodie. About Trigon, he was the manifestation of pure evil, but an extremely
common GTA 2 and 5 antagonist was more evil than him. Bent on Satanism and drug
dealing, he would do anything and use almost anyone to achieve his ends.
Deceptive and cunning, Trigon was capable of subtly manipulating even the
sharpest of minds into doing his bidding, like his minions for example.
However, his friendship with Blanche was strong due to Blanche being a
psychopathic freak of nature and having similar traits, and he'd accept most of
Blanche's favors. He was freakishly large, too, being 7'4 and 321 lbs..
"Brodie's here!?" Brendan said.
"Aqualad had described his looks to us, and Emerald said that he's your enemy,"
Nightwing said.
"Let's rock 'n roll!" Emerald said, holding a Shotgun.
Team Nightwing, except for Nightwing, who didn't have a firing weapon, opened
fire while dashing forward, distracting the opposing team and killing a few
grunts.
Near Brodie, Brendan engaged in a combat fight with him. Instead of using her
M249s against Din and Nayru, Farore used her Steel Baseball Bat. Candela and
Blanche used their fighting techniques against Nightwing, but Nightwing used
his spiky Bo Staff to retaliate. Emerald blasted Shotgun bullets towards
several grunts' faces, Bumblebee aggressively stabbed, sliced, and killed a lot
of weakling grunts, Drake, Mas y Menos, Aqaulad, Zelda, Female Wii Fit Trainer,
and Samus fought more grunts, and Speedy used his great and natural speed to
toy with the slower and angry Trigon.
Din hit Farore's right shoulder with her spiky rod, but Farore retaliated with
a hard swing towards the forehead, knocking Din out. Then, Farore savagely
pummeled Nayru. Nayru grabbed Din's unconscious body before running away, being
afraid of Farore's rage. Nayru yelled, "RETREAT!", to her allies, and they did.
Brendan, Bumblebee, and Emerald fired their weapons towards the opposing the
group, but they only killed the grunts.
"Our fight against them was short-lived. But we've managed to kill all of their
lackeys," Nightwing said.
"FUCK Din and Nayru! I didn't kill them, but I've hurt them so bad! That makes
me feel a bit better!" Farore said.
"The Shotgun's my second best friend! A shot towards an enemy's face is an
automatic kill! Too bad I didn't get a chance to kill Nayru and Din," Emerald
said.
"I had dominated the fight against Brodie, even though he had struck me a few
times," Brendan was shorter than Brodie, but Brendan's fighting skills were
more superior than his rival's.
"Humph! You guys are nothing compared to me! I've killed more, proving that I'm
the earth's best warrior!" Bumblebee said.
"Whatever, Bumblebee..." Brendan deadpanned.
Total Kills: 200
Legit Kills: 1 (Nigel)
Non-Lethal Weapons: None
Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle
Total money: $848,724.17
Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina)
Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo)
Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing)
Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity)
Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing)
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles)
Rampages: 10 of 10
Odd Jobs: 10 of 10
End of Chapter 5
Chapter End Notes
     Who is Joseph Wilson/Madman? His true identity is related to the
     storyline, meaning that his missions aren't filler. He's a common
     character, too, not an OC. Also, I've slapped a few hints on who he
     really is.
     Like Teen Titans, Codename: Kids Next Door has an interesting love
     triangle pairing back in the old shipping days, aka the non-OMG THIS
     IS CANON/NON-CANON era (2004-2007). Although Numbah 5xNumbah 2 was
     popular (I like the shipping, too) Numbah 5xNumbah 1 was popular as
     well, and most shippers would make Numbah 1 break up with Lizzie to
     be with Numbah 5, (or other scenarios) even though Numbah 1 and
     Lizzie had broken up on the show. BTW, I fucking hate Lizzie. She's
     the worst Codename: Kids Next Door character ever, and she's
     synonymous with cancer.
     The storyline's getting more heated!
***** Chapter 6 *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
~ Mission Ten: Mall Crisis ~ (Boss: Samus, Zelda, and Female Wii Fit Trainer)
The hideout/3:36 p.m....
"Haha! I win again, dorks!" Speedy won his five consecutive card game against
Aqualad, Farore, and Brendan; Mas y Menos and Emerald were watching it.
"The hell with this game!" Farore ragequit, throwing five of her cards towards
Speedy's face.
"I can't take it anymore," Aqualad agreed to quit.
"This game is too hard for me," Brendan quit, too.
"Oh, cheer up, losers! At least you didn't put your stinkin' money on the
line!" Speedy was being a dick again.
*call*
"Brendan, we're trapped in the girls' restroom!" Samus cried.
"How!?" Brendan asked, rushing outside.
"Trigon's weirdos are terrorizing and burning the mall! SAVE US!" Samus
replied.
After the brief conversation, Brendan stole someone's sports car, and he got a
wanted level for his vital move. Thanks to the sports car's high horsepower,
Brendan could get there in less than three minutes. Without a large amount of
horsepower, however, it'd take eight to fifteen minutes to get there.
Brendan made it under two minutes and six seconds, and the wanted level
vanished. Inside the burning mall, Brendan murdered four satanic grunts with
Body Armor. A grunt with Body Armor and an AK-47 shot Brendan eight times, but
Brendan shot his head twice. Then, he took the dead grunt's slightly better
weapon. Between the boys and girls restroom, Brendan added the Fire
Extinguisher into his Lethal Weapon inventory. Brendan doused the fire, saving
his female co-workers, for now.
"We knew you'd save us, Brendan!" Female Wii Fit Trainer said, hugging Brendan.
After the hugging, the girls followed Brendan. Five satanic grunts with Molotov
Cocktails appeared, but Brendan dispatched them fast. Brendan collected the new
weapon. A barrier of fire blocked the exit, but Brendan doused it. Out of the
mall, Brendan murdered three satanic grunts and two of Nayru's male grunts near
his stolen ride. In the car with the girls, Brendan headed straight to the
hideout. However, four satanic grunts, five male Seasons grunts, and four
female Ages grunts, all on motorcycles, began to pursue their enemies.
"We've got company! One of you control the wheel, while I handle the targets!"
Brendan said.
"I'll control it!" Samus said.
After stick half of his body out of the right-back window, Brendan hurled a
Molotov Cocktail towards his enemies, burning and killing eight of them. Next,
he killed his remaining targets, ending the brief pursuit.
"We're home free, guys!" Brendan said.
The hideout...
"Our hero!" Zelda said. She, Samus, and Female Wii Fit Trainer gave Brendan
another triple kiss, making Farore a little jealous.
Reward: $1,000
~ Mission Eleven: Spoiled kitty ~ (Boss: Nightwing)
5:24 p.m....
*call*
"Meet me near the beach. You know where," Nightwing said.
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Near the beach...
"Look at her," Nightwing pointed at a vital target, who was making out with her
partner half-naked. Before today, Nightwing never knew her presence in this
city. "I hate her, and I want her dead."
"Why do you hate her?" Brendan asked out of curiosity.
"Reason number one: In mid-2002, I was forced into going out on a junior prom
date with her, so that an important drug deal between her father and my old
team could be finalized. My girlfriends weren't pleased with the decision. But
lucky for us, her current boyfriend disrupted the date, and he gave her an
expensive silver jewel to be with her again, thus ending the so call date.
During the date, she was acting like a major spoiled brat, and she was taunting
my girlfriends..." Nightwing replied.
"That's sensible," Brendan said.
"Reason number two: Her father's the founder of Cartoon Network, a dead
channel," Nightwing added.
"What's wrong with Cartoon Network?" Brendan asked.
"During the old days, it used to air a variety of great shows. A notable show
that everybody loved was Teen Giants (parody of Teen Titans), a show that aired
from July 19, 1996 to September 15, 1999. I'm not a fan of the show and I don't
watch much television, but I clearly understand the love and hatred for any
show. Months later, Cartoon Network began to decline, disappointing their fans
and airing shows that everybody hated. The hated shows lasted a little.
However, Teen Giants Go!, a spin-off, aired on April 23, 2003. While I was
pursuing an enemy throughout the world, I had learned that Teen Giants Go! was
hated to the extreme and that the spoiled brat's father wanted more Teen Giants
Go! seasons for years to come. Recently, Cartoon Network had confirmed that
they'd shove Teen Giants Go! down people's throats next month, scheduling it
like hell. They had done it before, but to a lesser extent," Nightwing replied.
"So, what you're trying to make me do is to murder the founder of Cartoon
Network?" Brendan asked.
"Yes, but we'll have to make him come here. Then, we'll kill both," Nightwing
replied. "I'll take you to the spoiled brat's drug palace."
"What's her name?" Brendan asked.
"Kitten (Teen Titans). Her boyfriend's name is Fang (Teen Titans)," Nightwing
replied. As a teenager and now, all Kitten ever wanted was to be adored and
lavished with attention and expensive gifts. She'd do anything to be better
than everybody else, including making them jealous. Kitten was very
materialistic, finding Fang's array of jewelry a true sign of his love for her.
She was also a sore loser, eager for revenge on any who had "wronged" her.
Kitten's chief redeeming trait was her love for her father, who'd shower her
with material goods. Fang's a huge fan of spiders; his common attire was a
spider mask.
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Near Kitten's mini-Drug Palace...
"Let's do this!" Nightwing said.
After going inside with Nightwing, Brendan murdered six of Kitten's grunts, and
Nightwing murdered four with his signature weapon. On the next floor, Brendan
continued his rampage, killing seven grunts in three rooms and impressing
Nightwing. The final floor. Ten grunts with Body Armor and Mac-10s sounded
fairly difficult, but Brendan killed every grunt with shots to the head and
throat.
"You've proven to be a worthy member, Brendan," Nightwing said.
Reward: $4,000
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5:59 p.m....
"MY CRACKHOUSE!" Kitten screamed loud; Fang was shocked, too. Now, she noticed
a sticky note near her and her boyfriend. She picked it up. ""Dear Kitten, I,
your old date from 2002, had set your palace into flames. Bring it on.","
Kitten quoted. "ROOOOBBBBBIIIIINNNNNNN! I'LL KILL YOU!"
Total Kills: 251
Legit Kills: 1 (Nigel)
Non-Lethal Weapons: None
Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov
Cocktail
Total money: $853,724.17
Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina)
Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo)
Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing)
Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity)
Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing)
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles)
Rampages: 10 of 10
Odd Jobs: 10 of 10
End of Chapter 6
Chapter End Notes
     Kitten is one of the antagonists, a story-related antagonist! And
     this is still the second saga, which is called the Trigon saga. The
     first saga is called the New Home saga. Like the previous GTA
     stories, ALL antagonists are story-related antagonists.
     As promised, I'll mock Teen Titans Go! like hell. IMO, I don't think
     it's one of the worst shows ever, but it's grossly overrated, and
     it's one of those try-hard comedy shows that tries to be super funny
     but fails at the end. It kinda reminds me of the failed Comedy
     Central animated/non-animated shows that tried really hard to compete
     with South Park. Those failed shows had lasted for one or two
     seasons. Oh, and the current Cartoon Network schedule is a DISGRACE,
     hence why I'm mocking it as well.
***** Chapter 7 *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
The present...
"Fuck Kitten!" Starfire (Teen Titans; human form) and Blackfire (Teen Titans;
human form) said in unison. Despite her beauty, Starfire was very cheerful and
sweet, yet somewhat naive and considerable insecure, but her naivete was not to
be mistaken for stupidity. Overall, she was a weird individual, but Blackfire
loved her regardless. Blackfire was cunning, deceitful, immoral, sadistic, and
unremorseful, she loved having physical fights and gunfights with her enemies
and playful sexual fights with Starfire, she had a very sarcastic sense of
humor and always hurted her enemies' feelings, and she was quite vain and loved
telling stories about her times with Starfire and herself.
"Is Kitten hot, Brendan?" Ash asked.
"Oh, for shit's sake!" Moon facepalmed.
"She's not that good looking," Brendan replied, making Blackfire and Starfire
smile.
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~ Mission Twelve: Supercilious ~ (Boss: Bumblebee)
GTA 6/The hideout/7:49 p.m....
"Yo, Brendan!" Bumblebee distracted Brendan. "Hang out with your girl!"
"No thanks," Brendan said.
"What's the matter? Are you too much of a pussy ass bitch to spend quality time
with a real soldier? I'd heard about you being in the friggin' military for two
years. Real soldiers don't reject favors from other real soldiers!" Bumblebee
said.
"Alright, fine..." Brendan agreed, even though he didn't feel like being around
Bumblebee. "Where are we going?"
"To my little place!" Bumblebee replied.
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The destination...
"All I see is targets on walls..." Brendan didn't see anything else.
"Equip your Handgun! Shoot every target under nine seconds!" Bumblebee said.
After holding his Handgun, Brendan began the test. At the end, he shot all ten
targets in eight seconds. That was impressive, but by the look on Bumblebee's
face, she wasn't impressed, staying in-character.
"Watch this, Brendan!" Bumblebee said, holding her own Handgun. Then, she hit
every target under six seconds, stammering Brendan. "Remember when we had
murdered our enemies at the beach? You scoring more kills than me was a fluke!"
"It wasn't a fluke, Bumblebee," Brendan said.
"What I say is the truth. Deal with it. Anyway, our next activity is bike
racing!" Bumblebee said.
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Outside...
"On your marks, get ready, get set, GO!" Bumblebee said.
Bumblebee and Brendan pedaled their bikes, initiating the race. Like Bumblebee,
Brendan was a professional cyclist. Prior to mission six, Brendan had dominated
a bike race; his opponents in that race were amateurs. By the look on Brendan's
face, he wanted to get this race over with, and he never wanted to hang around
with Bumblebee during free time ever again. Like Farore, and other members,
Bumblebee was Brendan's least favorite Team Nightwing member.
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Seven minutes and forty-nine seconds later...
"I did it..." Brendan said, barely defeating Bumblebee in an insanely difficult
race. Not only Bumblebee was a difficult opponent for Brendan, but he had to
avoid lots of obstacles, and he had to watch out for gunfire from a few Ages,
Seasons, and satanic grunts. He also had to hear Bumblebee's constant insults
towards him and her generic arrogant lines. Brendan was sweating, but so was
Bumblebee.
"Guess where my permanent asterisk goes to? Our race! That means I win! I'm a
better cyclist than you!" Bumblebee didn't want to admit defeat.
"Whatever. Do whatever you want and leave me alone," Brendan didn't care.
"One more thing, Brendan," Bumblebee said.
"What is it, Bumblebee!?" Brendan asked, feeling exasperated like hell.
"You're a cute guy," Bumblebee admitted; she always thought of Brendan as an
attractive guy.
"Fuck you," Brendan cursed, leaving Bumblebee behind.
"I'm serious, Brendan!" Bumblebee said, but Brendan gave her the finger. "You
have a cute butt!"
~ Mission Thirteen: Free gifts ~ (Boss: Madman)
The hideout/10:31 p.m....
*call*
"A crime scene is occurring near Barber-Boys. The victims? Two unfortunate
businessmen, but I had nothing to do with it. Kill every crime scene
investigator and law enforcement with a non-bullet weapon, steal the
businessmen's enthralling items, and give the items to me," Madman said.
"I haven't heard a mission like that before," Brendan said, going to the
kitchen to get a Machete.
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Five minutes later...
"Do it. I'll be watching," Madman was hiding near Brendan.
After crossing the "Crime Scene Do Not Cross" tape, Brendan stabbed two
officers under six seconds, getting two stars. Three CSIs became his next
victims, but Brendan suffered minimal damage from a remaining officer's bullet.
Brendan took more damage, but he murdered the last four cops afterwards,
getting another star. Brendan collected the wallets from the dead businessmen
before rushing towards Madman and giving the wallets to him.
"Excellent, apprentice," Madman said, looking at the abundance of money and
credit cards from both wallets. "You're on your own again," Madman then fled.
More police arrived, but Brendan escaped in a vehicle, the same vehicle he had
stolen five minutes ago, went to a pay 'n spray, and got his wanted level
cleared. The mission was moderate overall, but Brendan thought it was more
acceptable than Bumblebee's mission.
Total Kills: 260
Legit Kills: 1 (Nigel)
Non-Lethal Weapons: None
Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov
Cocktail, Machete
Total money: $853,424.17
Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina)
Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo)
Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing)
Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity)
Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing)
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles)
Rampages: 10 of 10
Odd Jobs: 10 of 10
End of Chapter 7
Chapter End Notes
     June 10! That date will have tons of Graphic Violent Images, more
     than four missions, and many legit kills! That means the Trigon saga
     will be super wild the rest of the way.
     Brendan's trait towards Bumblebee! She's a super bitch, ain't she?
     Also, she's one of the several non-antagonists to act like a major
     pain in the ass towards a protagonist.
     BTW, I love StarfirexRobinxBlackfire, one of my favorite threesome
     pairings.
***** Chapter 8 *****
~ Mission Fourteen: Operation: G.E.N.O.C.I.D.E. ~ (Boss: Madman)
The hideout/7:31 a.m....
"Good morning, Brendan," Bumblebee said sweetly, going towards the kitchen
fridge.
"Piss off, Bumblebitch," Brendan said rudely, drinking a cup of hot coffee.
"Nice one, Brendan," Farore said, reading a book while wearing reading glasses.
"Why the language? All I said was good morning," Bumblebee said, grabbing three
eggs and a group of four raw bacons.
*call*
"Thanks to your successful assassination mission, I'm a wanted man. But you, my
apprentice, can change your targets' plans. You will see them fifteen blocks
away from Aurora College," Madman said.
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Near Aurora College...
"Too many..." Brendan didn't just see Abigail and Lizzie; Wallabee/Numbuh 4
(Codename: Kids Next Door), a super angry Kuki/Numbuh 3 (Codename: Kids Next
Door), Rachel/Numbuh 362 (Codename: Kids Next Door), and lots of Rachel's OC
grunts were here, too. Rachel was an inspiration childhood leader, and a lot of
her common friends and her younger brother's future careers as criminals were
successful; the only two exceptions were Nigel and Hoagie, both deceased.
Wallabee and Kuki were married, and they were planning on having a baby next
year.
"You had commenced multiple genocides before, Brendan. Don't lose your
confidence on genocide, or you'll unintentionally forget about revenge," Madman
was disguised as a generic homeless bum.
"You're right, Madman," Brendan agreed.
Brendan threw a Molotov Cocktail towards the large group, and the explosive
flame burned and killed eleven of the OCs. The survivors attacked Brendan
simultaneously, but Brendan avoided their retaliation, hiding behind a bench.
Brendan tossed another Molotov Cocktail. That blast killed the rest of the OCs,
but Brendan got a wanted level for the mass murdering.
Abigail, Lizzie, Kuki, Wallabee, and Rachel were the only ones left, but the
latter three's surviving skills were great compared to the OCs. Near Brendan,
Kuki scratched away 50% of Brendan's health with a Shotgun bullet, a bad sign
for the protagonist. Brendan got hit by another Shotgun bullet, but Brendan
rolled to his left to avoid the third bullet. Brendan fought back, planting
five AK-47 bullets on Kuki's head and murdering her.
Brendan made Wallabee ultra mad over Kuki's death. After grabbing Kuki's
Shotgun, Brendan shot Wallabee's neck, murdering him in a gruesome way. Lizzie,
Abigail, and Rachel drained Brendan's health fast, leaving his health hanging
at 9%! Brendan shot back, killing Rachel. Brendan missed more Handgun bullets
from Abigail and Lizzie. Close to his targets, Brendan wasted Lizzie,
splattering lots of blood and gore. Brendan nearly got hit in the head by
Abigail's Handgun bullet, then Brendan executed Abigail.
"Filthy, Brendan," Madman said, walking away from Brendan.
~ Mission Fifteen: Quadruple trouble ~ (Boss: Nightwing)
The hideout...
"Where have you been, Brendan?" Farore asked, still reading the same book.
"Close to Aurora College. I've wasted $300 afterwards," Brendan replied.
"You're hurt, Brendan," Bumblebee noticed Brendan not looking so good.
"Thanks for being a captain obvious," Brendan said.
"I'll make you feel better," Bumblebee said.
"Don't do it," Brendan didn't want Bumblebee to kiss him.
"One little kiss won't hurt you," Bumblebee said.
Brendan sighed. "Get it over with..." Brendan said, then Bumblebee gave him a
sloppy kiss, stopping Farore from reading the book. The Teen Titans character
grabbed Brendan's crotch as well, and that caused the jealous and mad Farore to
storm out of the living room.
Twenty-one seconds later, Bumblebee ended the kiss, and she let go of Brendan's
crotch. "Did you like the kiss?" Bumblebee asked.
"Kinda... You're still a cocky bitch," Brendan replied.
"I refuse to go out of character!" Bumblebee said.
"Then, why did you say "good morning" normally early this morning?" Brendan
asked.
"Because I like you!" Bumblebee replied.
"Your overall character is weird," Brendan said.
*call*
"Snipers won't let me escape, Brendan, and I can't identify them!" Nightwing
was hiding behind a small store's large garbage waste disposal.
"Your location?" Brendan asked, quickly leaving the hideout.
"Between Happy Convenience and Tax Time!" Nightwing replied.
"Those places aren't too far from here," Brendan said, getting inside a car he
had stolen during the previous mission. After driving towards Hot Chicken, a
place that was twenty-two blocks away from Nightwing's location, Brendan got on
its rooftop, then he held his Sniper Rifle.
*call*
"I'm close to you, Nightwing. I'm going to identify the snipers," Brendan then
identified Candela and Blanche standing on Pharmacy Haven's rooftop. "I see the
same unnamed women from that small war," Brendan then identified Kitten
standing on Don't Choke On A Hotdog's rooftop. "Kitten's here!?"
"They're all on the same side, but no worries. They still won't win the war,"
Nightwing said. "Is that all of them?"
"Aqualad's with them, too!?" Brendan said; "Aqualad" stood on Canadian BBQ
Heaven's rooftop.
"Aqualad? A defector? No, that can't be right..." Nightwing didn't want to
believe that Aqualad would betray the team.
"Hold on a second, Nightwing!" Brendan then called Aqualad. "Where the heck are
you, Aqualad?" Brendan asked, looking at "Aqualad".
"Chillin' at the hideout's basement, my man," the real Aqualad replied.
"Thanks for responding," Brendan then switched back to Nightwing's call.
"Nightwing, that's not Aqualad. The real Aqualad is at home. The impostor is
Brodie, a master of disguise, not just my rival."
"Thank goodness. Distract attention. Then, I'll help you," Nightwing said.
Brendan shot Brodie's arm, and Brodie fell off the rooftop. Kitten, Blanche,
and Candela suddenly spotted Brendan, but Brendan hit Candela's midsection,
lowering her health. Nightwing got out of hiding. Brendan hit Blanche next,
then Candela three more times. But Kitten hit Nightwing. Nightwing got hit
again, but Brendan hit Kitten's shooting arm. Kitten retreated, crying like a
whiny brat. Brodie retreated with her. Blanche threw a Stun Grenade, the usual
Grenade, and a Smoke Grenade towards Brendan, but Brendan forced himself into
falling off the rooftop, avoiding the multiple explosions. Candela and Blanche
both fled because of Candela's low health.
"I don't hear another bullet. They've either fled or died," Nightwing said.
"I don't see either of our enemies," Brendan said, looking at the same spots
his enemies had previously stood on.
"I'll go home and heal. You deserve this big paycheck for saving my life,"
Nightwing said.
Reward: $5,000
Total Kills: 285
Legit Kills: 6 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail)
Non-Lethal Weapons: None
Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov
Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun
Total money: $858,124.17
Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina)
Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo)
Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing)
Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity)
Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing)
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles)
Rampages: 10 of 10
Odd Jobs: 10 of 10
End of Chapter 8
***** Chapter 9 *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
~ Mission Sixteen: Capturing an enemy ~ (Boss: Bumblebee, Farore, and Emerald)
A mile away from the hideout/9:21 a.m....
"Hey, wait up!" Bumblebee yelled, rushing towards her teammates.
"Oh, great," Brendan stopped with Farore and Emerald. They turned around, and
Bumblebee stopped running.
"Where are you three going?" Bumblebee asked.
"We're just searching for our enemies," Brendan replied.
"It'd be best if you don't tag along with us," Farore said.
""I'm better than all of you!" "Don't tell me what to do!" "I'm invulnerable to
anything!" "If you beat me in a challenge, I'll still win because you're below
me!" "I'm the cockiest person in the world, and I'm not ashamed of it!""
Emerald mocked Bumblebee's main trait, making Farore and Brendan laugh out
loud.
"Mock and laugh at me all you want, guys, but at the end of the day, I win!"
Bumblebee said, and Farore and Brendan stopped laughing.
"You're the most predictable person I've ever met in my life, Bumblebee,"
Brendan said. After turning back around, he noticed Fang, two Ages grunts, and
one satanic grunt entering Hardcore Jewelry. "I see Fang and a few grunts!"
Brendan then held his Handgun.
"Don't kill Fang, Brendan. Kidnap him instead," Bumblebee suggested.
"Sounds like a good plan, Bumblebee," Brendan agreed.
"Thanks, sweetie," Bumblebee smiled at Brendan, but Farore glared at her.
Inside, Brendan murdered all grunts, causing Fang to flee, civilians to duck
and cry, and a wanted level to appear on top of him. Brendan and his co-workers
chased Fang outside of Hardcore Jewelry. Eight seconds later, however,
Bumblebee tackled him, and she slammed his head against the sidewalk concrete
twelve times.
Bumblebee, Brendan, and Farore carried the insensible Fang to a car, and
Emerald stalled the police by shooting their tires. Brendan drove away with
Bumblebee, Farore, Emerald, and the unconscious Fang, but he got a second
wanted level. More cops chased the gang, but Bumblebee and Farore took care of
them with their high-powered weapons. After Brendan got his color changed, the
pursuit ended.
~ Mission Seventeen: Fang's fate ~ (Boss: Nightwing)
The hideout's basement/9:58 a.m....
"Ugh... My head..." Fang woke up, still feeling pain from his head. Then, he
saw himself tied to a chair, and a place he hadn't seen before. "W-Where am
I!?" Fang stuttered in fear.
"Remember me?" Nightwing revealed himself to Fang; Brendan stood by his side.
"R-R-Robin!?" Fang stuttered again, peeing on himself. His phone rang for the
second time; Nightwing had texted Kitten a couple of times while pretending to
be Fang.
Nightwing answered the call. "Fang's captured, Kitten," Nightwing said.
"YOU MEAN YOU WERE THE ONE TEXTING AND NOT MY FANG!? I HATE YOU SO MUCH, ROBIN!
LET MY FANG GO!" Kitten cried loud.
"No can do, Kitten," Nightwing said. After ending the call, he stomped on the
phone several times, destroying it. Then, he glanced at Fang. "I know your
father-in-law, the founder of Cartoon Network, is here, and I know Kitten have
sided with Brodie, Trigon, Din, and Nayru," Nightwing then described Candela
and Blanche's appearances. "Those women. Who are they?"
"I can't tell you!" Fang replied.
"Do it, Brendan," Nightwing said.
"W-Wait!" Fang cried, but Brendan stabbed Fang's right leg seven times with the
Machete, and Fang hollered in a lot of pain.
"It's not that hard to act smart, Fang," Nightwing said.
"O-Okay! Candela's the black chick, and Blanche's the white chick! Candela's
been under Unova's FBI radar for ten years, being a wanted criminal! She's a
former police officer, too! And Blanche's a cannibal! Blanche was originally
supposed to die with her cult family during a SWAT raid, but she didn't, and
she ate all of her family member's flesh to feel more alive!" Fang replied.
"Besides them and your father-in-law, are there more reinforcements?" Nightwing
asked.
"J-J-J-Just let me g-g-go, p-p-please!" Fang didn't reply.
"Again, Brendan," Nightwing commanded.
"N-" Fang got cut off, getting sliced in different areas, even the cheek. Then,
Brendan chopped off his legs. "I'LL SPIT IT OUT!" Fang screamed, but he was
obviously finished.
"Then, do it," Nightwing said.
"THE CREATOR, DEVELOPERS, AND WRITERS OF TEEN GIANTS GO! ARE ALL HERE! THE
DIRECTORS OF POWERBLAST GIRLS 2010 (parody of Powerpuff Girls 2016) ARE HERE,
TOO!" Fang screamed again.
"Powerblast girls 2010? Now, I remember. Two weeks ago, I had read an article
about the developers attacking critics for criticizing their excessively hated
show," Nightwing said.
"The show sounds like a reboot," Brendan said.
"It is. The same critics and many others said that the original version was
infinite times better," Nightwing said.
"FREE ME! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" Fang kept screaming.
"Put Fang out of his misery, Brendan!" Nightwing ordered.
"Yes, boss Nightwing!" Brendan agreed, then Brendan murdered Fang in a graphic
and terrifying way, stabbing his eyes, chopping off his arms, slashing his
throat, and cutting his midsection to reveal some of his intestines.
"Take a picture of the corpse and send it to Kitten," Nightwing said, then he
told Brendan Kitten's number.
Brendan took the picture. Next, he send it to Kitten. Twenty-three later,
Brendan got a reply from Kitten. Kitten texted, "I'LL MURDER YOU ALL! I'LL
FUCKING MURDER YOU ALL, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!".
"Dispose the corpse into the ocean," Nightwing said.
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Outside/While driving...
"Just like the movies, and some of the Grand Theft Auto games!" Farore was the
only co-worker in the car with Brendan.
"True," Brendan agreed. "By the way, why are you reading books? Do you have a
thing for them?"
"Reading a book is one of my favorite hobbies! Oh, and I used to be one of
London's librarians between 1999 and 2009!" Farore replied.
"Not to be disrespectful, but how old are you?" Brendan asked.
"Thirty-four! And asking me about my age isn't disrespectful! Hell, you can ask
me anything!" Farore replied.
"How old are Din and Nayru?" Brendan asked.
"Thirty-seven and Thirty-six," Farore replied.
"You guys look mighty young despite your age," Brendan said.
"Well, it's obvious that God didn't create all humans equally. Some older
people look young, some young people look older, that's how the world goes,"
Farore said.
After getting close to the ocean, Brendan and Farore exited the car fast, and
the car went into the ocean. The two then watched it sink. After that part,
Farore held Brendan's right hand, blushing.
"Mind if we walk back to the hideout like this?" Farore asked.
"Sure," Brendan replied.
Total Kills: 289
Legit Kills: 7 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Fang)
Non-Lethal Weapons: None
Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov
Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun
Total money: $857,824.17
Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina)
Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo)
Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing)
Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity)
Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing)
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles)
Rampages: 10 of 10
Odd Jobs: 10 of 10
End of Chapter 9
Chapter End Notes
     That torture scene, and Fang's death, is one of the darkest GTA:
     Pokemon scenes ever. Again, GTA 6 is the fifth darkest story, but
     I'll add more terrifying dark scenes in later chapters.
     BTW, the other reinforcements are common characters, too, not OCs.
***** Chapter 10 *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
~ Mission Eighteen: Kitten's father and others ~ (Boss: Nightwing)
The hideout...
"Humph," Bumblebee was seeing Brendan and Farore holding each other's hands,
and she was sitting on a blue, comfortable couch; she had a jealous look on her
face.
"That was a fun walk, Brendan!" Farore said, giving Bumblebee that "Aha, I'm
holding Brendan's hand and you're not!" look.
"It sure was," Brendan said.
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The hideout's basement...
*call*
"Have you detected anything vital, Drake?" Nightwing asked, watching Mas y
Menos, Aqualad, and Speedy cleaning up the basement.
"Kitten, her father, Trigon, Din, Nayru, Brodie, and suspicious looking people
are having a meeting at Rough Trail, and their guards are guarding them," Drake
replied, standing far away from the opposing teams.
"Brendan will meet with you in a few minutes," Nightwing said.
"Don't move a muscle!" a female Seasons grunt said, having her AK-47 next to
Drake's head.
"Crap, I'm busted!" Drake didn't expect a grunt to be behind him.
"Brendan!" Nightwing yelled, getting out of the basement fast. "Are you here,
Brendan!?" Nightwing continued.
"I'm in the living room!" Brendan replied, and Nightwing entered it.
"Drake's in trouble, Brendan! Rough Trail's his location!" Nightwing informed.
"I'm borrowing your motorcycle, Bumblebee!" Brendan said, leaving the hideout.
"I don't mind, sweetie-pie!" Bumblebee said. Farore gave her a mean look.
Brendan hopped on the motorcycle, then he went south. Traffic was typically low
between 6:55 a.m. and 12:30 p.m., and it'd take a minute to get to the trail.
But that wouldn't help Brendan, Drake, and Team Nightwing because Kitten had
promised the team that she'd murder them all for murdering Fang.
At the trail, Brendan triggered his AK-47, stopping Kitten from trying to
execute Drake and getting attention. Drake sprinted towards Brendan. Almost
every target shot at Brendan and Drake, but their enemies escaped with the
motorcycle. The crying Kitten and her father, Killer Moth (Teen Titans), didn't
fire because Kitten was shot. Instead, they ran. Not only was Killer Moth
Cartoon Network's distasteful founder, but he was a scientist specialist in
genetics and bio-engineering who was capable of breeding, and cloning insects
illegally. In relation, moths were his most-loved insects. He loved wearing his
large Venomoth-skin costumes, and all of his grunts wore smaller Venomoth-skin
costumes. He had a soft spot for Kitten, treating her like a genuine daughter.
"Seriously, I thought I'd never get caught by one of them!" Drake said.
"It's not your fault," Brendan wasn't blaming Drake for getting caught.
"Take me back to the hideout. I need my Rocket Launcher and Body Armor," Drake
said.
~ Mission Nineteen: Sweet treasure: ~ (Boss: Samus, Zelda, and Female Wii Fit
Trainer)
Near the hideout...
*call*
"Brendan, we've discovered our enemies large treasure!" Samus then told Brendan
the address of the hideout. "Be sure to bring a semi-truck!"
After parking Bumblebee's motorcycle, Brendan walked on the streets, looking
for a regular vehicle to steal. With one, he could search for a semi-truck much
faster. Brendan stole a van, then he went west. Thirty-three seconds later,
Brendan blocked a semi-truck. Brendan threw the owner of the semi-truck out of
it, but that small crime costed him a star. However, Brendan grabbed a police
bribe near a large library.
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The destination...
"Those are a lot of kills!" Brendan was seeing a bunch of dead grunts near the
three lesbians.
"They're weak compared to us!" Zelda had scored the least kills.
"Their treasure's in the back!" Female Wii Fit trainer said, going to the back
with her girls.
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Two minutes and fifty-six seconds later...
"And that is that!" Samus said, closing the back of the semi-truck. Then, she,
Zelda, and Female Wii Fit Trainer got in.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE!?" Din yelled, arriving with Nayru and
their grunts.
"We're taking the drugs away from you bitches!" Brendan replied, getting on top
of the truck.
"The hell you won't!" Nayru yelled.
Samus, the one behind the wheel, took off, and Brendan unleashed bullets from
his strongest firearm. Din, Nayru, and several grunts got hurt, but the others
died. The surviving grunts then used their own vehicles to go after Team
Nightwing, but Din and Nayru went elsewhere. With the Shotgun in his hands,
Brendan decimated the vehicles one by one, making the mission not challenging.
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Near the hideout...
"What's in the semi-truck?" Nightwing asked, exiting the hideout with his other
employees.
"Drugs!" Zelda, Samus, and Female Wii Fit Trainer replied in unison, getting
out of the semi-truck.
Brendan opened the back of the semi-truck, then Nightwing, Mas Y Menos, Speedy,
Aqualad, Farore, Emerald, and Bumblebee gasped at the same time. "Keep or sell,
Nightwing?" Brendan asked.
"Drake will sell half of the drugs later today," Nightwing replied.
"Where is Drake?" Samus asked.
"He's out searching for our enemies again," Nightwing replied.
"I need something to drink. I'm thirsty," Brendan said.
"Here ya go!" Bumblebee said, giving Brendan a water bottle.
"I needed that," Brendan said, being a little nice to Bumblebee.
"Bitch..." Farore said softly, heading back inside.
Total Kills: 300
Legit Kills: 7 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Fang)
Non-Lethal Weapons: None
Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov
Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun
Total money: $857,824.17
Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina)
Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo)
Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing)
Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity)
Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing)
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles)
Rampages: 10 of 10
Odd Jobs: 10 of 10
End of Chapter 10
Chapter End Notes
     The Trigon saga is almost done!
     The next saga will revolve around two characters from that one and
     done, aka Season 1 only, show on Adult Swim I've mentioned, even
     though I haven't really mentioned the name of it. Other one and done
     anime shows had aired on Adult Swim before, and one of those shows
     were Kill La Kill. The Kill La Kill characters were heavily revolved
     around GTA 2 and 5, with five characters being GTA 2 antagonists and
     one being a super vicious GTA 5 antagonist. BTW, the next saga is
     heavily story-related.
***** Chapter 11 *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
~ Mission Twenty: Scary Mayhem ~ (Boss: Drake)
Outside the hideout/10:49 a.m....
"Brendan, have you been noticing that Farore and Bumblebee are quietly fighting
over you?" Emerald asked, sitting next to Brendan.
"No, but they shouldn't be. I don't like Bumblebee, even though she's cute.
Farore's cute, too, and she's a good friend, but I'm not the type of person
that wants to be in a committed relationship," Brendan replied.
"You're a lucky bastard regardless. I wish a couple of girls would fight over
me..." Emerald said.
*call*
"Satanic freaks are all over the place! I can't fight these mentally unstable
psychos on my own! I'm near Don't Choke on A Hotdog!" Drake said, hiding below
a van.
"Hang on tight, man!" Brendan said, going to the right direction.
"If I spot any of our enemies, I'll call you!" Emerald said, going to another
direction.
Brendan took someone's fast ride. Brendan kept driving in the same direction
until he saw tons of satanic grunts attacking different business. Brendan ran
over nine grunts. Trigon, who was obviously responsible for the mayhem, fired a
Rocket Launcher missile towards Brendan, but Brendan barely evaded the missile.
Brendan got out of the car fast, then he dodged the exploding car.
Drake aided Brendan, blowing up several grunts. Brendan planted five Mac-10
bullets on Trigon, but Trigon attempted to retaliate by firing another missile.
Both Brendan and Drake avoided the powerful missile, and the missile hit a poor
and innocent civilian instead.
"SATANISM RULES ALL!" Trigon yelled, firing another missile.
Trigon's enemies eluded his missile again. Wanting this to end already, Brendan
equipped his Shotgun while heading towards Trigon. Brendan shot Trigon in close
range, lowering a lot of his enemy's health. Drake handled more grunts. Brendan
hit the tall antagonist two more times, almost killing him. Blanche and Candela
unexpectedly interfered, hitting Brendan with AK-47 bullets and allowing Trigon
to escape.
Brendan counterattacked, draining the GTA 5 antagonists' health bars so fast.
Candela got hit with another Shotgun bullet, nearly going to the afterlife. But
a satanic grunt activated a Smoke Grenade towards Brendan, enabling the GTA 5
antagonists to flee from the GTA 6 protagonist. Drake killed the same grunt
with a different weapon. Then, the duo slaughtered the rest.
"We didn't kill our top enemies, but at least we've killed a large number of
grunts," Brendan said.
"I'll keep searching for those losers, Brendan! I suggest you heal before doing
your next mission!" Drake said, heading somewhere.
*call*
"The directors of Powerblast Girls 2010 and their bodyguards are spotted near
that familiar hospital, Brendan! Each and every one of them don't look like
real threats!" Emerald said.
"Don't underestimate their appearances, Emerald. They might go full-mental on
us, who knows," Brendan said.
~ Mission Twenty-One: Powerblast Girls 2010 friggin' sucks! ~ (Boss: Emerald)
Near the hospital...
"You are all dead, directors!" Brendan yelled; he had purchased a $500 Body
Armor from They Ain't Illegal and eaten free cooked pizzas from a pizza stand.
The directors and their grunts looked at Brendan and Emerald. The directors'
names were Bruce (Codename: Kids Next Door), David (Codename: Kids Next Door),
Lenny (Codename: Kids Next Door), Constance (Codename: Kids Next Door), and
Ashley (Codename: Kids Next Door; as she as referred to by Codename: Kids Next
Door fans), emotionless and creepy individuals. During childhood, Rachel and
her childhood friends had always referred to the five as the "Delightful
Children From Down The Lane" because of their snobbish, conceited, "perfectly
behaved", and wannabe adult-like behavior. The common five targets were one
single being; they'd speak in perfect synchronization and stand together in
group formation most of the time. However, they'd rarely become disoriented and
briefly cease their synchronization with each other.
"Why piss off critics and fans of the original Powerblast Girls show?" Brendan
asked.
"The money. We didn't care about improving the show and the original creator's
legacy of the original Powerblast Girls. They, the critics, and the fans of the
original show can all go to hell. HAIL KILLER MOTH AND CARTOON NETWORK!" Bruce,
David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley replied in unison.
After that disgusting reply, Emerald wiped out the grunts without getting hurt,
and Brendan took out the common Codename: Kids Next Door characters on his own.
Despite the targets outnumbering Brendan and Emerald, they were a complete
joke.
"I was right all along!" Emerald said.
"They were weak after all. Poor idiots," Brendan said.
Total Kills: 313
Legit Kills: 12 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Fang)
(Bruce, David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley)
Non-Lethal Weapons: Body Armor
Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov
Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun
Total money: $857,324.17
Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina)
Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo)
Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing)
Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity)
Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing)
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles)
Rampages: 10 of 10
Odd Jobs: 10 of 10
End of Chapter 11
Chapter End Notes
     FUCK those Delightful Children From Down The Lane Codename: Kids Next
     Door characters. I've ALWAYS hated those creepy fucks. Also, isn't it
     funny that Codename: Kids Next Door characters are dominating the
     Legit Kills list as of now? This is a Pokemon/Teen Titans/Legend of
     Zelda: Oracle of Seasons and Ages/One and done anime show crossover
     fic., and none of the Codename: Kids Next Door characters are
     antagonists.
     In order for GTA: Pokemon (1-8) to be a crossover fic, a non-common
     Pokemon character MUST be a troubling antagonist towards the
     protagonist, a Pokemon character like Ash and Red, but all non-common
     Pokemon characters aren't final antagonists.
     For example, Pokemon/Kill La Kill/My Little Pony: Friendship is
     Magic/Final Fantasy VII/Super Mario Bros. series/Legend of Korra is a
     GTA 2: Pokemon crossover fic, Pokemon/The Cluefinders is a GTA 3:
     Pokemon crossover fic, Pokemon/Sailor Moon/Ronin Warriors is a GTA 4:
     Pokemon crossover fic, Pokemon/Kill La Kill/Dragon Ball series/
     Overwatch/Brave Fencer Musashi is a GTA 5: Pokemon crossover fic, and
     Pokemon/popular T rated Rockstar game is a GTA 7: Pokemon crossover
     fic.
     GTA 1 has three Drawn Together antagonists, but a permanent asterisk
     is stuck on those Drawn Together characters because all GTA: Pokemon
     protagonists, all Pokemon and non-Pokemon antagonists (except for
     three Pokemon antagonists, who had previously treated the three Drawn
     Together antagonists like rape victims), and all minor/supporting
     Pokemon and non-Pokemon characters HATE their friggin' guts to the
     EXTREME.
     Note that the Super Mario Bros. series antagonist, Legend of Korra
     antagonists, Sailor Moon antagonists, and The Cluefinders antagonists
     have sided with the protagonist in GTA 5, which means that they're
     currently on her bosses' powerful team aka Team Valerie and Olympia.
***** Chapter 12 *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
~ Mission Twenty-Two: Teen Giants GO! friggin' sucks ~ (Boss: Drake)
*call*
"You've gotta see this scene close to Taco Bell, Brendan!" Drake was seeing a
protest from angry Teen Giants GO! haters; grunts were protecting the creator,
developers, and writers. "I've already called Nightwing about it!
"I'm hearing chants from the background!" Brendan said, going to the scene.
"I'll give you another call as soon as possible, Brendan!" Emerald said.
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Near Taco Bell...
"BAN TEEN GIANTS GO!! BAN TEEN GIANTS GO!!" the angry protesters shouted in
unison.
"NEVER!" The Brain (Teen Titans; human form), the creator, shouted back, being
protected by the grunts; Monsieur Mallah (Teen Titans; human form), Madame
Rouge (Teen Titans), General Immortus (Teen Titans), the directors, Mammoth
(Teen Titans), and Gizmo (Teen Titans), the writers, stood behind the grunts,
too. A long time ago, The Brain nearly died from a sabotaged lab explosion,
leaving his brain permanently visible. His special life-container jar, which
was created by him, around his face and brain was the only way to keep him
alive. If it were to be taken off, he'd die. Monsieur Mallah, a close friend of
The Brain, was shaped like a gorilla, he'd do similar traits like a generic
gorilla, his favorite animal, his IQ level was almost as high as The Brain's,
and he possessed natural strength and stamina. General Immortus, a former Nazi
soldier from World War II, was one-hundred years old, he had cheated death
countless times, he was smart as well, he was a master tactician, and he had
thought about himself as an immortal being despite being currently shielded by
the grunts.
Madame Rouge was one of the most ruthless and sadistic characters ever. She was
very arrogant, too, believing herself to be superior over her opponents and
other drug dealers. Rouge despised children as well. However, she was the one
that came up with the idea of creating the critically acclaimed Teen Giants and
the negatively received Teen Giants GO! on television, wanting more money. Due
to her extreme arrogance, she was snotty and quite a snob which matched her
stereotypical French accent. Like some characters, Mammoth, a powerhouse human
with a perpetual appetite, and Gizmo, a midget with a nasty attitude to most
things and an expert of technology, knew Nightwing as well. Mammoth and Gizmo
had befriend a skinny woman named Jinx (Teen Titans) in 2001, but their
friendship dropped in 2003 because one of Nightwing's male friends, Cyborg
(Teen Titans; human form, and a speed-loving guy, Kid Flash (Teen Titans),
began to fight over her. During Team Giants GO! inauguration, The Brain hired
Mammoth and Gizmo, who was seeking other ways to get more money, too, as
professional writers, but Madame Rouge argued that the writing shouldn't be in
a professional level for Teen Giants GO!, due to the show's focus on sheer
stupidity, immaturity, and, comedy.
"Guards!" Nightwing spoke to the guards; Brendan was by his side and Drake was
on Taco Bell's rooftop. "Let us talk to him. We're not armed."
Agreeing with Nightwing, the guards let him and Brendan get towards the six
Teen Titans characters, and the protesters stopped shouting. Brendan and
Nightwing weren't intimidated. The Brain, Immortus, Mammoth, Gizmo, and Mallah
glared at the two, but Madame Rouge gave Brendan a freaky smile, thinking of
him as an attractive sex partner.
"Are you a miserable Teen Giants fan, too, Robin?" The Brain asked.
"No, but I find that statement hypocritical. Teen Giants GO! is synonymous with
miserable. Fact," Nightwing replied.
"Those miserable Teen Giants fans are as pathetic as the moronic kids that
continues to give Teen Giants GO! views and money! Stupid piss-ant brats!"
Madame Rouge said.
"They're not miserable! I'm not a fan of the original show, and I'm not a fan
of television shows in general, but calling them miserable and pathetic is
stupid. All the fans, and critics, want is good improvement. Teen Giants' a
childhood and entertaining show to those people. You all have failed to let
Teen Giants' GO! carry the good torch for the weakened Cartoon Network. Had
Killer Moth and you guys made Teen Titans GO! into a super-credible show,
today's Cartoon Network would be relevant like the old days, and terrible shows
like the rebooted Powerblast Girls wouldn't exist. Calling kids moronic doesn't
help your argument, too," Nightwing said.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Stupid Robin, siding with the wrong people! The stupid
fans and critics deserve to get shitted on by Teen Giants GO!! We could care
less about their precious little feelings! Remember "The Return of Saxon"
(parody of The Return of Slade from Teen Titans Go!)!? It was fun mocking the
hell out of those fuckers! Teen Giants GO! fans are idiots, too, wasting their
time defending the show like idiotic fanboys! TEEN GIANTS GO! WILL DOMINATE
CARTOON NETWORK'S SCHEDULE UNTIL THE END OF TIME, AND THERE'S NOTHING ANYBODY
CAN DO ABOUT IT!" Madame Rouge said.
"NOW, DRAKE!" Nightwing shouted.
Drake blasted the grunts with one missile, murdering most of them and startling
the common enemies. The protesters killed the surviving grunts. Brendan
eliminated their hated targets, eradicating Teen Giants' GO!.
"Rest in piss, morons," Nightwing said.
~ Mission Twenty-Three: Fire-type weakness ~ (Boss: Emerald)
*call*
"Killer Moth and his dudes are having a lunch break at Mcdonalds, bud," Emerald
wasn't joking; Killer Moth and his army were hungry.
"I'll get a Flamethrower first," Brendan said.
"Why a Flamethrower?" Emerald asked.
"Bugs are prone to fire. I've got Molotov Cocktails, I know, but I wanna try
something new against our foes," Brendan replied.
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At Mcdonalds...
"HEY, KILLER MOTH!" Brendan distracted Killer Moth, his grunts, and everybody
else. "EAT THIS!" Brendan then attacked Killer Moth and several grunts with the
$50,000 Flamethrower, making them scream in pain. Normal people escaped fast,
and Emerald remained inside. Brendan targeted the others, frying them. After
eliminating all enemies and Cartoon Network as a whole, Brendan left with
Emerald.
*call*
"Killer Moth's liquidated, Nightwing," Brendan said.
"Good job, Brendan. Kitten and the others are the only ones left," Nightwing
said.
"Speaking of which, I'll call her right now," Brendan said.
*another call*
"Your father's dead, Kitten!" Brendan informed.
"MY DADDY!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Kitten cried; the reason she
didn't stay with Killer Moth was because she had to heal at Nayru and Din's
undiscovered hideout. "YOU AND ROBIN ARE THE WORST, BRENDAN!" Kitten cried
more.
"Oh, shut up, brat," Brendan said, then he hung up.
Total Kills: 340
Legit Kills: 19 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce,
David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge,
and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang and Killer Moth)
Non-Lethal Weapons: Body Armor
Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov
Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower
Total money: $807,324.17
Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina)
Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo)
Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing)
Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity)
Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing)
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles)
Rampages: 10 of 10
Odd Jobs: 10 of 10
End of Chapter 12
Chapter End Notes
     "Bugs are prone/weak to fire!" Yeah, I had to make that Pokemon
     reference, due to Venomoth's weakness to Fire-type moves.
     Mammoth and Gizmo were originally supposed to be antagonists, but
     Kitten and Killer Moth replaced their roles.
     The Brotherhood of Evil? I like them as Teen Titans villains,
     especially Madame Rouge, but I like Trigon more as a villain than
     them. BTW, Madame Rouge's hot and sexy.
     I'll mock Teen Titans GO! a few more times.
***** Chapter 13 *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
Eight minutes later/While walking alone...
*call*
"Have you finished your quest of revenge yet, Brendan?" Madman asked.
"I'm almost done," Brendan replied.
"When you're done, rendezvous with me at the pay 'n spray at 10: 50 p.m., the
one close to our first encounter. The mission is a Cartoon Network-related
mission," Madman said.
"A cartoon network-related mission? I just decimated Killer Moth," Brendan
said.
"Killer Moth's death doesn't eradicate Cartoon Network completely. You'll have
to gain unauthorized access to Turner Broadcasting System's data. Turner
Broadcasting System is one of Cartoon Network's products," Madman said.
"Hacking? I don't know how to hack. A co-worker of mine should help me. She's
smart," Brendan said.
"After the rendezvous, I'll explain other details about the mission," Madman
said.
~ Mission Twenty-Four: The whining ends ~ (Boss: Nightwing)
*another call*
"Nightwi- What, am I hearing shouting and screaming? Sounds like Kitten's
voice," Brendan said.
"Kitten was captured by Bumblebee, Farore, and Aqualad moments ago," Nightwing
said.
"That fast? I'd spoken to her minutes ago," Brendan said.
"I KNEW I SHOULD'VE BRUNG MY COMRADES WITH ME!" Kitten screamed. After her
small phone conversation with Brendan, she had decided not to rest more and
find and kill Brendan alone, which was arguably the dumbest decision she ever
made in her life.
"Minus Emerald and Drake, we're all waiting for you at the usual place,"
Nightwing said.
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Near the hideout...
"BRENDAN, YOU ASS!" Kitten shouted at Brendan, then Brendan put the tip of his
AK-47 next to Kitten's head.
"Enjoy your everlasting vacation in hell, Kitten," Nightwing said, then he and
Brendan executed Kitten. "The brat isn't sleeping with the fishes. She'll get
crushed instead. "Brendan. Go to the junkyard with Bumblebee. The others will
clean up the brat's mess."
"Damn it, Nightwing..." Farore thought, giving Bumblebee a mean look.
"You're not coming with us, Farore," Bumblebee thought, smirking at Farore.
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In a car...
"I hope you don't mind doing small favor for me later tonight," Brendan said.
"I'll accept ANY favor from you, Brendan," Bumblebee said in a seductive tone,
smiling at Brendan.
"Except for that!" Brendan declined sex, but Bumblebee kept smiling at him.
"Anyway, the favor is about hacking. That's it."
"I haven't hacked in a long time! I'll accept it!" Bumblebee said.
"What was the last time you had hacked something?" Brendan asked.
"May 11, 1993. As a ten-year old college student at University of San
Francisco, I was picked on by a few older college students, but I got the last
laugh by hacking into their computer data and AOL accounts, getting them into
deep trouble with the government and law," Bumblebee replied.
"Sentences?" Brendan asked.
"Each had sixty-five years in prison for illegal pornography, document theft,
and fraudulent," Bumblebee replied.
"That's harsh," Brendan said.
"Why say that?" Bumblebee asked.
"I'm saying it in a surprising way, not a "I feel bad for them." way," Brendan
replied.
"Oh! Yeah, sixty-five sounds harsh. They deserved it," Bumblebee said.
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At the junkyard...
"Park it above the crane," Bumblebee said.
Brendan did it.
"Now, we leave," Bumblebee said. She and Brendan left the car. The two then
watched the crane lift the car. Ten seconds later, the crane dropped the car
inside the crusher, and the car compacted. "That was lovely!"
~ Mission Twenty-Five: Payback time! ~ (Boss: Emerald)
*call*
"Amazin' Fireworks, Brendan! Man, they're so MANY of them! I've called
Nightwing about the location!" Emerald said.
"We'll be there in a hurry, buddy!" Brendan said, running out of the junkyard
with Bumblebee.
After leaving it, Brendan and Bumblebee stole a motorcycle from a guy who was
about to get rid of it. Then, they headed to Amazin' Fireworks, a few blocks
away from Roller World. There, the duo hopped off the motorcycle, and the
motorcycle hit two male Ages grunts, killing both men.
"I took this out of Amazin' Fireworks! Keep it!" Emerald said, giving Brendan a
free Rocket Launcher. Then, he, Farore, Mas Y Menos, Nightwing, Bumblebee,
Samus, Female Wii Fit Trainer, and Speedy rushed closer to their targets before
attacking them like crazy. Brendan joined, frying six satanic grunts and three
female Seasons grunts. Drake and Zelda were the only two firing on top of
Gamestop's rooftop.
"STUPID WEAKLINGS!" Trigon shouted, seeing most of his grunts and Din and
Nayru's grunts getting killed; Din, Nayru, Brodie, Candela, and Blanche fled
after getting hurt a lot.
Trigon fired two missiles, but everybody dodged them. Brendan fired a Shotgun
bullet against Trigon's mask, breaking it off and revealing Trigon's real face,
a demonic looking face. Brendan then shot Trigon's face twice, murdering the
big antagonist.
"They're getting away!" Farore noticed Din, Nayru, Brodie, Candela, and Blanche
running away.
"I'll kill them!" Brendan said.
The antagonists entered Amazin' Fireworks. Brendan held his Rocket Launcher. He
launched one missile, and the missile hit several explosives, exploding the
business.
"Revenge is sweet!" Emerald said.
"It's over," Brendan said, and Zelda and Drake joined their gang.
"It is. Thank friggin' God that Din and Nayru are both DEAD! D-E-A-D, DEAD!"
Farore said.
"Great job, gang, especially you, Brendan. Despite Din, Nayru, and Trigon
throwing lots of their gang members at us, we didn't give up, and neither of us
didn't die," Nightwing said.
"Brendan!? I had the most kills, not him!" Bumblebee yelled.
"Sounds like a load of sand is still stuck inside a cocky person's filthy
vagina," Speedy teased, and everybody laughed at Bumblebee.
"That's right, keep laughing! It doesn't stop me from being better than all of
you!" Bumblebee said.
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The hideout/4:05 p.m....
*call*
"Brodie, Din, and I are alive, Brendan," Nayru sang, riding on an airplane with
Din and Brodie.
"ALIVE!?" Brendan's loud voice's caused attention. Then, he put his phone on
speaker so everybody could hear Nayru's voice. "How did you three survive the
explosion!?"
"We've barely escaped, but Blanche and Candela? We're not sure. They could be
dead," Nayru replied; Blanche and Candela weren't dead, and they had planned on
leaving Yellowknife for good.
"Nayru and I had agreed to hide and train with Brodie. But two childhood
friends of ours and their gangs will replace us until we come back. They should
arrive in Yellowknife tomorrow," Din said.
"Friendly reminder: They're more serious than us! Good luck!" Nayru said.
"Brendan! I want you dead as much as Din and Nayru do, but hiding and training
shouldn't hurt a bit! When we come back, I'll use the girls' money to defeat
you and Team Nightwing! It won't be pretty!" Brodie said.
*end call*
"Damn!" Farore cursed.
"Unfortunately, we have new enemies, but as long as we work together like a
real team, we will beat them," Nightwing said.
"Who are their childhood friends, Farore?" Brendan asked.
"I do not know. They have a lot of childhood friends," Farore replied.
Total Kills: 357
Legit Kills: 21 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce,
David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge,
and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten)
(Trigon)
Non-Lethal Weapons: Body Armor
Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov
Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher
Total money: $807,324.17
Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina)
Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo)
Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing)
Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity)
Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing)
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles)
Rampages: 10 of 10
Odd Jobs: 10 of 10
End of Chapter 13
Chapter End Notes
     I'll reveal the saga's name after introducing the characters from
     that one and done anime show.
     New antagonists will appear, too! Also, this isn't the only GTA story
     where non-Pokemon antagonists outnumber Pokemon antagonists; GTA 2,
     GTA 4, and GTA 5 fit the same category.
***** Chapter 14 *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
Outside the airport/5:56 p.m....
"C'mon, Hatchin (Michiko & Hatchin), you slowpoke!" Michiko (Michiko & Hatchin)
said, running out of the airport.
"I'm right behind you, Michiko!" Hatchin said, following Michiko while holding
her one-year old baby (Michiko & Hatchin) on a baby carriage. Michiko and
Hatchin had known each other a long time ago. Before seeing Michiko for the
first time, Hatchin had suffered years of being in an abusive foster home, and
as for Michiko herself, she had served twelve years in a high-security pound
before successfully breaking out of it. A year ago, the two had reunited, after
ten years of not seeing each other. Hana's relationship with Michiko was rather
complicated at first, due to their clashing personalities. But in time the two
drew closer to one another in their adventures. Before the two had reunited,
Michiko left Hatchin in Hiroshi's (Michiko & Hatchin), whose fate was unknown,
custody and declared that she was going to return to jail to serve out the rest
of her sentence, and Hatchin was deeply saddened that they had to part ways.
Seconds after they had reunited, they embraced. And two months before coming
here with the baby, the girls had done something special towards each other.
A strange looking woman with normal clothes, a brown hat, and black sunglasses
followed them. She had known Michiko since childhood, and she was different
from her. She was a former police officer, and she used to have large hair. Her
stalking the trio all started when she was on vacation six months ago, and she
quit her job because of it. She wasn't just a stalker; she was secretly in love
with Michiko, and it all started since childhood. She even had a collection of
Michiko-related photos.
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Outside the hideout/7:47 p.m....
"We're new here!" Michiko distracted Farore, Brendan, Aqualad, Speedy,
Nightwing, Zelda, Samus, and Female Wii Fit Trainer. "Mind if we crash at y'all
place? We ain't goin' to no hotel."
"If you and your friend agree to work for me, yes," Nightwing replied.
"Deal!" Michiko and Hatchin said in unison.
"What kind of shit y'all do?" Michiko asked.
"Criminal activities," Nightwing said.
"My kind of shit! I like y'all already, and Hatchin and I hardly know y'all!
I'm Michiko!" Michiko said, then the gang introduced themselves to the Michiko
& Hatchin characters.
"This team has more employees. You guys will meet them later," Nightwing
reminded.
"So, Brendan!" Michiko headed towards Brendan. She touched Brendan's shoulder,
and Farore got mad. "You look like a guy that can party all night long! Wanna
have some fun with the two of us later tonight?"
"I'm not a party guy," Brendan said.
"Ah, c'mon! Partying all night won't hurt ya!" Michiko said.
Brendan sighed. "Oh, alright," Brendan agreed.
"Good Brendan!" Michiko tapped Brendan's left cheek.
"Who the hell are you two?" Bumblebee asked, showing up.
"Michiko!" Michiko replied.
"Hatchin!" Hatchin replied.
"Michiko and Hatchin. Listen, you tw-"
"Bumblebee's cocky and she's better than anybody," Brendan cut Bumblebee off.
"Huh. Anyway, someone's gonna hafta take care of the baby while we're gone.
We'll pay ya!" Michiko said.
"I'll babysit the baby, but you don't have to pay me," Aqualad replied.
"Whatever you say, Aqualad! We'll we back later! Just need to complete our
tour!" Michiko said.
~ Mission Twenty-Six: Filthy hacking ~ (Boss: Madman)
Near the right pay 'n spray/10:50 p.m....
"You're here on time, apprentice. A restricted base is located outside of east
Yellowknife. To get in, waste a guard and use his face on a retinal scanner.
But beware of the surveillance camera nearby," Madman said.
"What does the base have?" Brendan asked.
"A special super computer, among other things. The super computer allows an
individual to effortlessly hack anything. During an interview, the owner says
that you can either type in a thirty-letter password or hack it, and he's the
only person that knows the password. In relation, it's 99.9% impossible to
successfully hack the super computer, and if it's somehow hacked, its alarm
will go off, attracting the military," Madman replied, then he handed Brendan a
Silencer. "Return here alive."
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Near the base...
After exiting a stolen motorcycle, Brendan eliminated the surveillance camera,
then the guard. Brendan grabbed the dead guard's head before placing it near
the retinal scanner. The security door opened. Brendan carried the dead guard
to a nearby restroom. Another guard caught Brendan intruding, but Brendan
smoked him. Brendan stripped one the dead grunts' uniforms, wore it, and then
placed the dead grunts inside a stall. Brendan closed the stall door.
Outside the restroom, Brendan began searching for the super computer room.
Forty-six seconds later, Brendan found its door on the second room. Two guards
were guarding it, but the worse part was the surveillance camera between them.
Brendan shot the surveillance cameras first, then the astonished guards.
Brendan used another dead grunt's face on the retinal scanner, but it didn't
work.
"I've got it!" Brendan said.
After searching for the owner's image on Google's search engine, Brendan zoomed
the the picture. Then, he used the image on the retinal scanner. It worked. It
wasn't really surprising because the retinal scanners here could capture an
image like that as well.
*call*
"I'm in the base's super computer room, Bumblebee," Brendan said, sitting on
the super computer chair.
"Time to get to work!" Bumblebee said, preparing to use her $750 laptop. Fifty-
seven seconds later, Bumblebee completed the hacking, and the sudden alarm gave
Brendan six stars.
"The screen now says "The world is yours.". Thanks for hacking it," Brendan
said.
"You're welcome, stud!" Bumblebee said.
*end call*
Under a spooky looking search bar, Brendan typed in "Turner Broadcasting
System", and Brendan got all related results. Brendan easily deleted
everything, leaving Turner Broadcasting System in a super terrible state. The
alarm stopped, but that didn't help Brendan. He fought his way out of the base
with his AK-47, killing all guards and eighteen military members. However, he
lost all of his Body Armor health and 62% of his regular health.
Brendan evaded a military tank's missile, then he fled with the same
motorcycle. The military pursued him. Several bullets hit Brendan, while others
missed. The missiles from the tanks didn't come close of knocking Brendan off
the motorcycle, which was super lucky for the protagonist. Brendan almost made
it to his final destination, but he suffered two more hits, almost getting
killed. Brendan entered his destination, and after getting out of it with a
different color, the military ignored him.
"Motorcycles, too? Thank God," Brendan said.
"Twitter is going insane over Turner Broadcasting System's demise, apprentice.
I appreciate you for committing an ultimate crime, but you still have more work
to do," Madman said.
~ Mission Twenty-Seven: Party hard! ~ (Boss: Michiko and Hatchin)
The hideout...
"I'm ready to party," Brendan said.
"With that!? And not your regular clothes!? The hell's wrong with you!?"
Michiko was pissed at Brendan; she and Hatchin were wearing skimpy clothes.
"Crap, I've forgot to take these clothes off," Brendan said. Then, he removed
the temporary clothes.
"That's better!" Michiko said.
"I'm going, too!" Farore said, wearing green short shorts and a green bra.
"Me, too!" Bumblebee said, wearing her bra and panties.
"Pure luck is still on your side, Brendan," Emerald thought, still wishing that
he was as lucky as Brendan.
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At Insomnia...
"Let's dance on the dance floor!" Michiko said.
With that said, Brendan and the four girls got on the dance floor. Get Down
Tonight by KC & the Sunshine Band began to play, and the girls began to dance.
Despite sucking at dancing, Brendan danced with them. Seven seconds later,
Farore twerked on Brendan, and Bumblebee twerked behind him, causing him to get
a hard-on. They continued to do it until Michiko and Hatchin sexually danced
all over Brendan.
After the song ended, the DJ played Welcome to the Jungle by Gun 'N Roses. The
girls took turns doing sexual dances on Brendan. Brendan pretended to fuck them
on each turn, still getting hard; that attracted a lot of people, including the
creepy stalker. Brendan was having a great time. Had he rejected Michiko's
request, Bumblebee and Farore would've stayed at the hideout.
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The present...
"Had you banged them afterwards?" Ash interrupted the story.
"This pervert again..." Moon shook her head.
"I didn't. They just kissed me," Brendan replied.
"That's still cool!" Ash said.
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GTA 6/The hideout/June 11; 1:32 a.m...
"Goodnight, Brendan!" Michiko said before kissing Brendan's lips.
Hatchin kissed Brendan, too. "I hope we hang out again!" Hatchin then followed
Michiko to their room.
Bumblebee and Farore double kissed Brendan. Then, they headed to their rooms to
go to sleep.
Total Kills: 390
Legit Kills: 21 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce,
David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge,
and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten)
(Trigon)
Non-Lethal Weapons: None
Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov
Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer
Total money: $807,024.17
Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina)
Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo)
Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing)
Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity)
Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing)
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles)
Rampages: 10 of 10
Odd Jobs: 10 of 10
End of Chapter 14
Chapter End Notes
     Michiko & Hatchin! That's the name is this saga, and the name of that
     one and done anime show. I friggin' love Michiko & Hatchin, and it's
     one of the several shows I like watching on Adult Swim nowadays
     (2012-present). During my childhood and early adulthood, I used to
     watch the hell out of every adult cartoon and anime on Adult Swim.
     But today, I don't. The only shows I didn't like watching were those
     crappy live shows like Tim and Eric. Jesus, they were terrible. And
     the infamous The Room? Yeah... Can't believe I wasted so much time
     watching that shit...
     The stalker? On Michiko & Hatchin, it's somewhat hinted that she
     secretly loves Michiko. IMO, it's true. Others have the same opinion.
     I've bought a new PS4 game, and it's called Madden 18. I had to stop
     playing it because I wanted to get this chapter over with.
     BTW, I friggin' love the Welcome to the Jungle song to death. The
     reason I love that song so much is because of that epic Grand Theft
     Auto: San Andreas commercial from October 2004, the same month that
     my Boston Red Sox have come back from an 0-3 deficit against the
     shitty New York Yankees. Three things had happened on October 26,
     2004 and October 27, 2004. 1. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas was
     released on October 26, 2004 (amazing), the Boston Red Sox had won
     the World Series against the St. Louis Cardinals on October 27, 2004
     (amazing), and... that fuckin' episode that aired after South Park's
     new episode on October 27, 2004. That part killed me inside, just a
     little. Fuck those two ugly bitches and their shitty kiss.
***** Chapter 15 *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
~ Mission Twenty-Eight: New bloody enemies ~ (Boss: Nightwing)
The kitchen/8:33 a.m....
"Y'all food good!" Michiko was talking with her mouth full; she had two
sausages, a cup of oatmeal, five bacons, and four pancakes as her breakfast.
As for the others, Hatchin was feeding her baby a bottle of milk, Bumblebee and
Farore were glaring at each other while sitting next to Brendan, Brendan was on
his phone, reading the latest news about Turner Broadcasting System's demise,
Drake was exercising in the basement, Samus, Zelda and Female Wii Fit Trainer
were doing the latter's generic training techniques in the living room, Speedy
and Mas y Menos were waiting for the other breakfast to be done, Aqualad was
cooking and Nightwing was out searching for the team's new foes.
*call*
"The hotel, Brendan," Nightwing said, looking at the new foes.
"I hear loud arguing," Brendan said, going out. Farore and Bumblebee looked at
his ass, smiling.
"They obviously don't like each other, and Din and Nayru choose them to go
after us... Strange..." Nightwing said.
"If I recall correctly, Nayru reminded us that they were more serious than her
and Din," Brendan said, then he jacked a ride.
"But still, strange..." Nightwing said.
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Near the hotel...
"You two can stop arguing," Nightwing said, and they did.
The antagonists' names were Maple (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons/Ages) and
Ralph (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages). Ralph was Nayru's closest friend, and
the two would call and text each other more than five times a days. As kids,
Ralph had always protected Nayru from nasty threats such as bullies and
criminals, even killing several of them. Ralph was known for being a descendant
of Queen Ambi (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages). Also, he had a thick British
accent. Maple was ten inches shorter than Ralph, being 5'0, and she was six
years younger than him, being thirty-years old. During childhood, Maple had a
mega crush on Ralph, and seven months after turning eighteen, she developed a
strong romance relationship with him. Additionally, she was a rude little
wannabe witch, with her carrying a broomstick and wearing witch-related clothes
100% of the time.
A year ago, Maple and Ralph had ended their long relationship and merger
because an employee of Team Maple and an employee of Team Ralph had botched a
blockbuster deal with terrorists, with half of their merged employees getting
brutally murdered; the deal was about them wanting the most powerful upgraded
weapons in the world. But despite breaking up with Ralph, Maple remained
friends with Nayru. Maple's gang was jam packed with wannabe witches, but they
weren't as hot-tempered as her, and they lacked more personality and traits,
acting as generic grunts. Ralph's gang was calmer than Maple's, but they were
more aggressive.
"Bloody hell! It's our enemies!" Maple recognized the targets.
Ralph glared at Maple. "Shut up and shove that broomstick up your bum-hole!"
Ralph then looked at Brendan and Nightwing. "Ralph, blokes. Maple here is my
bloody ex-wife, a disgrace, a stupid smoker."
"Shut your laughing gear, you idiotic alcoholic!" Maple countered.
"Why, I'm miffed by your tone, again!" Ralph yelled.
Maple and Ralph argued again, unintentionally forgetting that their targets
were standing next to them. Brendan and Nightwing harmed them with gunshots,
but some of the antagonists' gang members shot the duo. Brendan and Nightwing
focused on them, but Maple and Ralph ran away. Low on health, Brendan went
behind the stolen car. Moments later, Nightwing joined him. The two then killed
the rest.
"Jesus Christ, Din and Nayru weren't joking! They almost killed me! They're
like the military!" Brendan said.
"Maple and Ralph are vulnerable while arguing with each other, but we've failed
to take advantage of it. By the way, I've read about some recent bad news about
Turner Broadcasting System, Cartoon Network's owner," Nightwing said.
"I was responsible for Turner Broadcasting System's death, deleting their
data," Brendan reminded.
"Serves them right for owning a pitiful channel that used to be great. I'll
tell the others about our enemies being here," Nightwing said, then he and
Brendan split up.
~ Mission Twenty-Nine: Corrupted authorities ~ (Boss: ???)
"Hey, you," someone stopped Brendan from walking.
"Who said that?" Brendan asked.
"Turn around, and you'll see me," he replied, then Brendan looked at him.
"The heck are you?" Brendan asked, going towards him.
"Nanu," Nanu replied. "That was some fine shooting. Complete objectives for me
and I'll give ya some of that Unova cash."
"What's the first objective?" Brendan asked.
"Some schmuck cop from Honolulu, Alola, my birthplace, just got here, spoiling
my vacation. He's the same schmuck that got my former partner killed in action
during last week's drug raid. He's on floor five, room six," Nanu replied.
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In the hotel...
Brendan knocked on the right door. The Honolulu cop opened it, then Brendan
murdered him with the Silencer.
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Outside...
"Look," Brendan showed Nanu a saved photo of the dead cop.
"Brilliant. Let's give each other our numbers. I'll find familiar faces around
here, and I'll give ya a call. Simple," Nanu said.
Reward: $4,000
Total Kills: 409
Legit Kills: 21 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce,
David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge,
and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten)
(Trigon)
Non-Lethal Weapons: None
Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov
Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16
Assault Rifle
Total money: $811,024.17
Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina)
Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo)
Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing)
Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity)
Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing)
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles)
Rampages: 10 of 10
Odd Jobs: 10 of 10
End of Chapter 15
Chapter End Notes
     I like MaplexRalph! Sadly, only one shipping pic, from
     Deviantart.com, exists. Oh, and the British thing! Several years ago,
     I'd read a Deviantart.com-related fic called A Very Hyrulean
     Christmas. A few Legend of Zelda series characters were using British
     slang, and the choice of clothing were British-like. So, that means
     Din, Nayru, Maple, Ralph, Farore and Zelda are British characters.
     Note that I'm using real life nationalities and races, not fictional
     nationalities and races like The Legend of Zelda series. A GTA 5
     antagonist from a different series is also British, and man, she's so
     fucking ugly. God, she's one of the ugliest pieces of shit I've ever
     seen from a fictional series. Most of my GTA 5 viewers know who I'm
     talking about.
     I just noticed that GTA 1 has gained a lot of hits recently. About
     GTA 1, it doesn't have a strong plot like the other GTA stories, and
     it has more filler scenes and missions. Also, its final antagonists
     are later super hated by other antagonists, except for three, from
     GTA 1-7 (the GTA 6 and 7 antagonists are from the other dimension in
     hell; they've merged with the GTA 1 (non-hated), 2, 3, 4, and 5
     antagonists in the original dimension after GTA 5's storyline),
     meaning that an asterisk is on those three final antagonists. In
     addition, GTA 2's final antagonist is technically GTA 1's final
     antagonist.
     The Underage part? It'll happen in this saga only. My GTA 2 and 5
     viewers already know who's gonna get involved.
     Farore and Bumblebee aren't the only non-Pokemon female characters to
     like "like" a male Pokemon protagonist. Three characters like Ash,
     three characters like Cheren, ten characters like Hilbert, and none
     likes Red. Like Red, a female protagonist isn't affected by this.
***** Chapter 16 *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
*call*
"The Unovian Civil War was fought in Unova from April 12, 1861 to May 9, 1865,
four years, three weeks, and six days," Nayru said.
"N-Nayru...?" Brendan didn't expect a call like that. "Why the random call?"
"Moronic Brendan had forgotten about me having a sky-high IQ of history. How
sad," Nayru replied.
*end call*
~ Mission Thirty: More military attraction ~ (Boss: Madman)
*call*
"After you had committed last night's heinous crime, I called the owner of that
base and informed him that a psychopathic criminal had hacked into his super
computer and managed to permanently end Turner Broadcasting System, and I told
him to pay military troops to protect the base because you, the criminal, might
hack again. He agreed, and he promised that he'd be with the military. Confront
him without wearing Body Armor, admit your other crimes, and then waste him
with a melee weapon. Don't disappoint me," Madman said.
"Sounds like another tough mission, Madman, but I won't disappoint you,"
Brendan said, then he went inside Donut Love. He ate five free donuts,
restoring his health; today was free donut day.
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Near the base...
"I'm the criminal!" Brendan walked towards the muscular and nerdy owner, Val-
Yor (Teen Titans; human form), and the military, and Brendan got six stars. On
November 19, 2002, Nightwing and his old gang had barely saved Val-Yor from a
group of murderous and nerdy gang members, and Val-Yor was hospitalized.
Several days later, he was discharged from the hospital, and he later met
Nightwing and company. He thanked them again for saving his life, and then
formed a friendship with them. Two days later, however, he caught Blackfire and
Starfire making out, and he shouted anti-lesbian remarks towards them. He even
wished death upon them. His lesbophobia attitude ultimately sundered his
friendship with the gang, and he deemed lesbians supporters just as bad as
lesbians. The reason he hated lesbians was because of his ex-girlfriend from
childhood; the ex-girlfriend had admitted her sexuality to him, and it
shattered his heart so bad, he nearly killed himself.
"You!? You're gonna pay!" Val-Yor shouted.
"Prior to putting Turner Broadcasting System in an everlasting state, I had
tortured and killed a guy, executed his girlfriend and watched a car crusher
crushing her, burned his father-in-law with a Flamethrower, and I had committed
more crimes. You're big, and yet, you don't look intimidating. You look scared,
and that's sad. These military guys look more intimidating, and so am I!"
Brendan said, then he decapitated Val-Yor's head.
The military damaged Brendan four times, and Brendan escaped with a speedy
sports car he had taken from Donut Love's parking spot. Moments later, Brendan
got the extended wanted level cleared.
*call*
"You're still alive, apprentice. Keep up the good work," Madman said.
*end call*
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The present...
"The hell with Val-Yor. Glad he's no longer on this earth," Blackfire said, and
Starfire nodded.
~ Mission Thirty-One: Alcohol theft ~ (Boss: Michiko and Hatchin)
*call*
"Brendan, sexay! Take your girls to a bar!" Michiko said.
"Please don't make us wait long!" Hatchin said.
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Near the hideout...
"Get in," Brendan said, and Michiko and Hatchin did. Then, Brendan drove
towards the bar.
"Do you drink, Brendan?" Hatchin asked.
"Sometimes," Brendan replied. "Are you nineteen years old, Hatchin? That's the
Northwest Territories' legal drinking age."
"Eighteen," Hatchin replied.
"This free-willed diva's in her forties, but she still looks young!" Michiko
said, then she rubbed Brendan's crotch. "Care to tell me yo age, honey?"
"Twenty-six," Brendan replied.
"We years apart, but you cute, a perfect friend with benefits!" Michiko said.
"Who's yo recent girlfriend?"
"May (Pokemon). In June 2007, we agreed that our relationship wasn't working,
so we broke up and became friends. But we haven't contacted each other since,"
Brendan replied.
"And others?" Michiko asked.
"Lisia (Pokemon) and Zinnia (Pokemon). They had cheated on me with some guy
named Aarune (Pokemon)," Brendan replied. "What does friends with benefits
mean?"
"People that screw each other without a romantic relationship or commitment,"
Michiko replied.
"I can live with that. Brendan and commitments don't match together," Brendan
said.
"When we gonna have a threesome?" Michiko asked.
"Probably in a few weeks," Brendan replied.
"That don't sound bad!" Michiko said.
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At Drink All You Want...
"Ralph's here!?" Brendan exclaimed, seeing Ralph and ten Team Ralph members
drinking.
"Ralph's a crappy name! Let's smoke that fool!" Michiko said.
Brendan, Michiko and Hatchin opened fire, hitting Ralph and a few grunts. The
bartenders, other employees, and legal customers ran away. Ralph fled, too, but
his grunts continued to attack. The trio forced themselves to hide, losing
Ralph's track. Brendan and Hatchin resumed fire, but Michiko groped Brendan's
butt. After the grunts died, Michiko and Hatchin stole eleven liquor bottles,
and Brendan stole five.
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At the hideout...
"Free booze, y'all!" Michiko said; she, Hatchin, and Brendan put the alcohol on
the couch.
"Did you detect Ralph and Maple?" Nightwing asked.
"Just Ralph, but the bastard got away. If not for his goons' M16s, he'd dead by
now," Brendan replied.
"I see. Next time you see him, make sure he dies. Same thing for Maple,"
Nightwing said.
Total Kills: 415
Legit Kills: 22 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce,
David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge,
and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten)
(Trigon) (Val-Yor)
Non-Lethal Weapons: None
Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov
Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16
Assault Rifle
Total money: $810,724.17
Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina)
Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo)
Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing)
Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity)
Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing)
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles)
Rampages: 10 of 10
Odd Jobs: 10 of 10
End of Chapter 16
Chapter End Notes
     Val-Yor, the racist character that hates Starfire's race from Teen
     Titans! At the end of the episode, Troq, the only episode he had
     appeared, he secretly smiled, which implied that he really was
     thankful towards Starfire for saving his life. His behavior in GTA:
     Pokemon is kinda similar to that episode, even though the term
     lesbian is a sexuality.
     I've forgot to mention this. Michiko and Hatchin were originally
     supposed to be in a few South America-related filler missions with
     Ash in GTA 2, seeking for some fun. Also, I had planned on making
     them appear with Ragyo and some of Ragyo's female sex buddies in GTA
     3, and that plan was skipped as well. In truth, it was hard to think
     of a Michiko and Hatchin scene in GTA 2 and 3, until GTA 6.
     Again, Unova is based of the United States of America, not just 15%
     of New Jersey and New York. Otherwise, it'd be boring.
     Speaking of boring, focusing on Pokemon characters throughout the
     series would be boring, too. I know a shit ton of Pokemon characters
     exists, but still. THAT'S the reason why this is a mega crossover
     series. Some Pokemon characters and non-Pokemon characters have great
     chemistry together, and GTA 2 is a notable example. Also, some non-
     Pokemon characters have great chemistry with other non-Pokemon
     characters, and GTA 3 is a notable example.
     Continuing on, the examples are Pokemon+Kill La Kill (GTA 2), Kill La
     Kill+Dragonball series (GTA 3, GTA 4, and GTA 5), Pokemon+Drawn
     Together (GTA 1, GTA 2, and post-GTA 5; the six hated GTA 1
     antagonists only and RAPE), Pokemon+Final Fantasy series (GTA 2),
     Kill La Kill+Overwatch (GTA 5) and so on.
***** Chapter 17 *****
~ Mission Thirty-Two: Suspicious factory ~ (Boss: Mas y Menos)
The hideout's living room/12:26 p.m....
"Damn, dis some good stuff...!" Michiko was drunk; Hatchin was drunk, too,
albeit not as much. The girls were sitting on the couch, while the baby was
being watched by Speedy. "Flip the coin again, Brendan..."
Brendan flipped his coin for the fifth time. The coin landed tails. "Tails
again, Michiko. Time for another drink."
"Great!" Michiko said, grabbing a full liquor bottle.
Mas y Menos entered the hideout. "Brendan, companero! (buddy!) Hemos visto a
tipos duros entrar en una fabrica! (We've seen tough guys going into a
factory!) No los hemos visto antes (We haven't seen them before!)!" Menos said.
"También tienen drogas y armas. ¡Ayúdanos a acabar con ellos! (They have drugs
and weapons, too. Help us wipe them out!)! Mas said.
"I'll help you guys," Japanese and English weren't just Brendan's common
languages; he had known a few others as well.
"Kick some boo-tay, Brendan!" Michiko said, splashing alcohol at him.
"Don't do that again," Brendan didn't like that.
"My bad, baby!" Michiko apologized.
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Near the disbanded Yummy Milk...
"Eso es todo (This is it), Brendan!" Mas said.
"No nos matarán mientras estés vivo (They won't kill us as long as you're
alive), Brendan!" Menos said.
The trio headed to the inside, but Maple, who was taking a walk with two of her
grunts, saw Brendan. "Bloody idiot, going to the wrong place!" Maple said.
Then, she held a Molotov Cocktail. "I'll give them a two minutes and fifty-five
seconds!"
Brendan, Mas, and Menos shot and killed five guys, but the remaining guys threw
their Grenades towards the three! The trio effortlessly evaded the big
explosion, then Mas and Menos eliminated them. The twins put the drugs and
weapons in their large bags, and Brendan advanced. Brendan grabbed five free
Grenades and free Body Armor before going to the second room. Many armed men
from this floor and other floors shot Brendan, but Brendan retaliated by using
four of the Grenades. The Grenades exploded, killing all men.
"I'll check the other floors just to make sure they're all dead!" Brendan
shouted, going up.
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Moments later/The fourth floor...
"No one's alive but us," Brendan met with the twins.
"Vamos equipo Nightwing (Go, team Nightwing!)!" Mas y Menos said in unison.
"BURN, YOU BLOODY MORONS!" Maple shouted, tossing a Molotov Cocktail towards a
pool of gas; her grunts had already poured buckets of gasoline on the factory,.
Then, she ran.
"That sounds like Maple!" Brendan was right.
"Huele a fuego (I smell fire!)!" Menos said.
"Salgamos ahora (Let's leave now!)!" Mas said.
They ran while carrying the bags of drugs and weapons. But after getting close
to freedom, a backup grunt from outside fired a Rocket Launcher missile, almost
hitting the trio. Brendan killed her. After stepping outside, they saw
backup grunts with the same explosive weapon. Maple was nowhere to be found.
Brendan took big damage from two missiles, but the twins eluded them. Then,
Brendan cleaned house.
"Maple's gonna be one trick pony to deal with... Be sure to check your
surroundings, guys," Brendan said.
"Lo haremos (We will!)!" Mas y Menos promised. Then, they drove away in another
vehicle.
~ Mission Thirty-Three: Generic drug deal ~ (Boss: Nanu)
*call*
"Eighteen years ago, some hypocritical bum had snitched on my female cousin's
boyfriend for drug dealing. He's doing the same thing at Canadian BBQ Heaven's
alley. Careful though. He's surrounded by angry looking baddies. But if I
recall correctly, you've killed them before," Nanu said.
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Near the right alley...
"Ralph's guys," Brendan thought, seeing the target dealing with Ralph's men.
"Which weapon should I choose?"
Brendan choose the Shotgun! Brendan fired it at close range, hitting four
members of Team Ralph and the target. Brendan used it against the rest of Team
Ralph, murdering them. A survivor from the first attack hit attacked Brendan
with his own Shotgun bullet, but Brendan finished him off.
"Well appreciated, kiddo," Nanu said.
"It's Brendan," Brendan said.
Reward: $3,000
Total Kills: 464
Legit Kills: 22 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce,
David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge,
and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten)
(Trigon) (Val-Yor)
Non-Lethal Weapons: None
Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov
Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16
Assault Rifle, Grenade
Total money: $813,724.17
Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina)
Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo)
Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing)
Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity)
Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing)
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles)
Rampages: 10 of 10
Odd Jobs: 10 of 10
End of Chapter 17
***** Chapter 18 *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
The Park/1:31 p.m....
"Kissing?" Brendan said, seeing Mai (Dragonball series) and Videl (Dragonball
series) making out near a tree; Bumblebee and Farore stood by Brendan's side.
"Isn't it lovely?" Pan (Dragonball series) asked, appearing with Ragyo.
"Kinda..." Brendan didn't feel like replying to that question, but he had to do
it.
"My mother's the short one, and my stepmother's the tall one. Mai and Videl.
I'm Pan," Pan said.
"And who's the freak show right next to you?" Bumblebee asked.
"Ragyo. She's a great friend!" Pan replied.
"I am, dear Pan," Ragyo said, fondling Pan's hair.
Farore noticed the fondling. "Okay..." Farore said, giving the two a weird
look.
"My girlfriend and daughters should be here any second," Ragyo said, then Rei
(Kill La Kill), Nui (Kill La Kill), Satsuki (Kill La Kill), and Ryuko (Kill La
Kill) showed up. Ragyo introduced the four to the trio. "Satsuki. Show the
strangers what you're capable of doing."
"Yes, mother," Satsuki agreed. She grabbed Ragyo's left breast and big butt,
shocking Brendan, Farore, and Bumblebee. Then, she and Ragyo occurred a kiss,
shocking the three even more.
"They do it everyday!" Pan said, then Mai and Videl came towards their daughter
and friends.
Ragyo ended the kiss with Satsuki. "Let us do our engrossing group activity,
shall we?" Ragyo said. She took her common clothes off, revealing her bra and
panties. Next, Pan and Mai made out, Videl and Rei made out, Satsuki and Ryuko
made out, and Ragyo and Nui made it.
"That's it, I can't take this creepy shit anymore..." Farore said, leaving.
"I'm with you!" Bumblebee agreed, leaving with Farore.
"You guys obviously have problems..." Brendan spoke to the eight girls. Then,
he left the park with his co-workers.
~ Mission Thirty-Four: Protect and deal ~ (Boss: Drake)
*call*
"I'm about to have a three-way deal with two groups, Brendan. Get on top of
Roller World. Take action if necessary," Drake said.
"The deal won't be ruined," Brendan said.
*end call*
"Who was that, Brendan?" Farore asked.
"Drake. He wants me to watch a deal between him and two groups," Brendan
replied.
"Sounds fun! After you're done with the mission, tell me all about it!" Farore
said.
"Don't forget about me, Brendan, and don't forget about the fact that I'm
better than you," Bumblebee said.
"Oh, shut up," Farore said.
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On Roller Blade's rooftop...
"It's just getting started," Brendan said, looking through his Sniper Rifle
scope. The two groups were Ryo (Ronin Warriors) and Phoebe (Hey Arnold), and
Valerie Felicity Frizzle (Magic School Bus), Wanda (Magic School Bus), Keesha
(Magic School Bus), Dorothy Ann (Magic School Bus), and Phoebe (Magic School
Bus).
Ryo was the impulsive and brash leader of the Ronin Warriors gang, while Phoebe
(Hey Arnold) was a super intelligent employee of the Hey Arnold gang. In 2001,
Ryo was responsible for the Hey Arnold gang's existence, using corrupted words
to turn Phoebe (Hey Arnold) and most of her old classmates into criminals.
However, they agreed with Ryo for the sake of protecting themselves and their
families.
When Frizzle was a third grade elementary teacher between 1983 and 2005, she
was intelligent, kind, resourceful, happy, funny, supportive, loving and
somewhat motherly to her students (especially the younger Magic School Bus
characters), and she was smiling at lot, but she was eccentric and a bit
strange. But after reuniting with Dorothy Ann, Phoebe (Magic School Bus),
Keesha, and Wanda in 2006, she acted strange towards them. When they realized
her different behavior, they assumed that Frizzle had a strong crush on them,
and they were right. But because they had developed a lesbian relationship in
'05, they weren't upset, and they'd added Frizzle to the lesbian group. Since
then, their personalities had changed, and they had committed crimes such as
Grand Theft Auto.
Because of the city's name, Ryo and Phoebe (Hey Arnold) had to come here and
see if they could do a captivating deal with a super rich criminal like Drake.
As for the other group, they were here because Ragyo, Rei, Satsuki, Nui, Ryuko,
Mai, Videl, and Pan were here as well; the thirteen girls had been involved in
many sex orgies in Saffron City, another criminal-based city, before.
A grunt of Team Ralph recognized Drake's appearance; Ralph and Maple's grunts
had learned about Nightwing and Brendan's allies' looks, too. Then, he
contacted fourteen of his buddies. A while later, seven of the opposing gang
members began to attack Drake and the groups. Brendan sniped the targets fast.
No one got harmed. The deal recommenced, but the rest of Team Ralph occurred
their attack. Brendan used his Rocket Launcher instead, killing six of them and
leaving two fatally injured.
"You're the best, Brendan!" Drake shouted, then he murdered the injured grunts.
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After the deal...
"What'cha got, Drake?" Brendan asked, coming towards the other criminals.
$3,000,000," Drake replied.
"Cool," Brendan said.
"Who's hungry?" Phoebe (Hey Arnold) asked. "I am."
"I'm hungry, too. I haven't eaten in hours," Ryo replied.
"I don't mind eating with you guys," Drake said.
"We'll leave. Thanks for the deal!" Frizzle said before leaving with her girls.
"I'll pass," Brendan said.
"So, what do you two think of rape?" Drake asked.
"Ain't a fan of it. Phoebe (Hey Arnold) hates it a lot," Ryo replied.
"Criminals shouldn't occur rape. There are better methods of committing crimes,
like murder, torture, and robbery," Phoebe (Hey Arnold) said.
"I infinite times agree with you, Phoebe (Hey Arnold)! Rape is a big no-no!"
Drake said.
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The present...
"Does Drake and Phoebe (Hey Arnold) pee inside people's mouths?" Valerie asked.
"I do not know," Brendan replied. "Why the question?"
"Early 2014," Valerie replied.
"The pee thing is part of our story, unfortunately," Burnet said, sitting next
to Brigette (Pokemon), her girlfriend.
~ Mission Thirty-Five: Pills ~ (Boss: Michiko and Hatchin)
The hideout...
"Where the hell is Michiko and Hatchin?" Brendan asked, seeing Zelda, Mas y
Menos, Female Wii Fit Trainer, and Samus sitting on the couch.
"The bathroom," Female Wii Fit Trainer replied.
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The bathroom...
"Are you two okay?" Brendan asked; Hatchin and Michiko were laying on the
floor.
"No, baby... We ain't okay..." Michiko replied.
"Oh, no... Not again..." Hatchin said weakly, then she threw up on the toilet.
"Pills..." Hatchin then threw up again.
"Need some friggin' pills, man..." Michiko said before unintentionally throwing
up on Hatchin's head.
"Michiko...! How dare you...!" Hatchin shouted.
"Sorry..." Michiko apologized.
"I forgive you..." Hatchin said.
"I'll go to Pharmacy Haven to get some pills for you ladies," Brendan said.
"We goin' with you..." Michiko said.
"I suggest you two stay here," Brendan said.
"We are going...!" Hatchin said.
"Alright, alright. Don't cause any trouble," Brendan said.
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In a stolen car...
"Feel good, Brendan...?" Michiko asked, twerking on Brendan's head.
"Not now, Michiko. I'm driving," Brendan replied.
"More...!" Hatchin said, putting a bit of money inside Michiko's panties.
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Pharmacy Haven...
"We robbin' this biatch...!" Michiko yelled, equipping her SMG. The employee
behind the counter stomped on the alarm button near his right foot, triggering
it. That alerted the cops. "You ass...!" Michiko then shot the employee six
times, causing him to collapse. The employee survived the shooting, however.
"Robbin' time...!" Hatchin said, jumping above the counter with Michiko.
After stealing many types of pills, Hatchin and Michiko left with Brendan.
Then, the three fled from the cops. The cops chased them, but Michiko and
Hatchin shot them. Brendan eventually cleared his wanted level, but the girls
fired their firearms.
"Enough!" Brendan shouted, and they did.
"We just havin' fun, Brendan, damn..." Michiko said.
"Don't yell at us like we're children..." Hatchin said.
"Don't cause anymore trouble while being drunk, then," Brendan said, then he
drove towards the hideout.
Total Kills: 477
Legit Kills: 22 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce,
David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge,
and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten)
(Trigon) (Val-Yor)
Non-Lethal Weapons: None
Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov
Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16
Assault Rifle, Grenade
Total money: $813,424.17
Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina)
Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo)
Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing)
Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity)
Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing)
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles)
Rampages: 10 of 10
Odd Jobs: 10 of 10
End of Chapter 18
Chapter End Notes
     Look who just appeared in GTA 6! She's a sick, incestuous freak,
     ain't she? In relation, that concludes the Underage part!
     Ryo, a GTA 4 antagonist, and Phoebe (Hey Arnold), a super frustrating
     boss character in GTA 5, make their appearance, too! In two post-GTA
     5 bonus chapter, I had created pre-GTA 7, 6, 4, 3, 1, 2, and 5
     scenes, including one where Ryo had corrupted Phoebe (Hey Arnold) and
     other Hey Arnold characters and one where Ryo had seen Phoebe (Hey
     Arnold) torturing and killing several Hey Arnold characters.
     The Magic School Bus characters! They had died in GTA 2 and died
     again during a dangerous war in GTA 5. So, it turns out that they and
     Ryo already knew each other, prior to them being Team Ragyo members.
     That small conversation between Phoebe (Hey Arnold) and Drake! I had
     to add it, too.
***** Chapter 19 *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
~ Mission Thirty-Six: Very abusive to substance ~ (Boss: Michiko and Hatchin)
The hideout's living room/2:59 p.m....
"LOOK AT THIS, GUYS!" Hatchin hollered, seeing an important article and image
from a laptop she borrowed from Bumblebee. Then, everybody, except for Emerald,
who was searching for Maple and Ralph, looked at it.
""Popular dancer and singer, Din and Nayru, donate $5,000,000 to priest Pedro
Belenbauza Yamada's (Michiko and Hatchin) new and rising church."," Nightwing
quoted the title of the article; In the image, Pedro and Din were shaking each
other's hands, with Nayru being by Din's side. Pedro was Hatchin's abusive
adoptive father and a Catholic extremist. He also suffered from extreme
psychosis, almost killing Hatchin at one point. "This article was written on
January 9, 2011."
"That guy in the pic with Din and Nayru looks awfully suspicious," Brendan
said.
"That asshole is my adoptive father. God, I hate that sack of trash!" Hatchin
said.
"I agree with Brendan. He probably made a secret and dirty deal with Nayru and
Din," Aqualad said.
"New and rising church." My ass! Brendan, Hatchin, and I finna go down to
Brazil and smoke that clown!" Michiko said.
"Ralph and Maple aren't liquidated yet, Michiko. Don't go to Brazil until
they're both dead," Nightwing said.
Michiko scoffed. "Free-willed diva's still finna go, anyway!" Michiko said.
"I know you're an adult, Michiko, and you're free-willed, but our current
priority shouldn't take long to complete," Nightwing said.
"Listen to Nightwing, Michiko," Brendan said.
"Fine, fine!" Michiko agreed. "Take me and Hatchin to Pot Land. Finna mix some
drugs!"
"Okay," Brendan agreed, then he looked at the image again. "If Nayru and Din
made a shady deal with Pedro, then why hadn't they asked him for help? Hmmm..."
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Pot Land...
"Look at this big junt here!" Michiko said; she, Brendan, and Hatchin saw the
largest plant in the store.
Hatchin looked at the price. "$5,000!? Cheap bastards!"
"THAT MEANS THEFT TIME AGAIN!" Michiko shouted, distracting two employees, two
normal civilians, and two cops. She shot the ceiling, and the same cops drew
their Handguns.
"Freeze!" one of the cops said, but Brendan and Hatchin killed them.
Brendan got two wanted levels for that. The employees fired at Brendan, but
Brendan murdered the two. The normal civilians got away. The trio carried the
large plant to the car. They put it inside, but more cops appeared.
"I'll drive until we reach a pay 'n spray!" Hatchin said, taking over the
wheel.
In the car, Michiko and Brendan assaulted the pursuing cops vehicles with their
firearms; Michiko used her Handgun, and Brendan used his Shotgun. Brendan shot
a cop car's wheel, preventing the car from moving forward. Brendan shot another
wheel from another cop car, not allowing the driver to chase the trio. Michiko
shot a driver's head three times, ending his life. Thirty-three seconds later,
Hatchin made it, and she and Brendan swapped spots.
~ Mission Thirty-Seven: Rich fanatic ~ (Boss: Madman)
The hideout/3:46 p.m...
*call*
"I've caught a fanatic going home with Team Giants Go! merchandise not too long
ago," Madman then told Brendan the target's home address. "Get a suitable
vehicle, knock out the fanatic, store the merchandise into the vehicle, and
make the fanatic get arrested near a police station, west from his home. I will
watch the arrest," Madman said.
*end call*
Brendan grabbed a liquor bottle for the mission. Next, he went into the
basement to get two ropes and duct tape.
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Near the right house...
Brendan broke inside the house, startling the fanatic. Brendan then confronted
the fanatic inside the bedroom. Brendan hit the fanatic in the head once, and
the fanatic got knocked out. Brendan grabbed 35% of the merchandise before
leaving the house and putting it in the car. Then, he put the same percentage
in the car. After taking care of the last percentage, 30%, Brendan put the car
in the middle of the street, and he waited for a random driver to appear. Nine
seconds later, a skinny driver stopped his ride. Brendan quickly opened the
driver door, hit the driver with the butt of the Shotgun, moved the knocked out
driver over, and then drove towards the house.
Brendan parked his stolen ride next to the fanatic's house. Brendan tied the
driver's arms and legs together with the ropes, then he covered the driver's
lips and eyes with a bit of duct tape. In the second victim's car, he put the
driver in the back, put the fanatic on the driver's seat, then wasted liquor
all over the fanatic's face, head, hands, and lips. After driving a bit,
Brendan jumped out of the car fast. The car hit a police car. The police car's
alarm went off, distracting everybody from the police station and dozens of
civilians outside of it.
Lots of officers got out quick, saw the crashed car, pulled out the fanatic,
and then arrested him. The fanatic woke up, and he looked confused at the angry
cops. As for the other victim, he got "rescued", but he remained unconscious.
*call*
"Well done, apprentice," Madman said; he looked through his Binoculars.
"What are you going to do with the merch?" Brendan asked.
"Sell them," Madman replied.
The fanatic told the cops that an intruder, Brendan, had broke into his home
moments ago, but they didn't believe him. Oh well!
Total Kills: 481
Legit Kills: 22 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce,
David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge,
and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten)
(Trigon) (Val-Yor)
Non-Lethal Weapons: None
Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov
Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16
Assault Rifle, Grenade
Total money: $813,124.17
Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina)
Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo)
Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing)
Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity)
Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing)
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles)
Rampages: 10 of 10
Odd Jobs: 10 of 10
End of Chapter 19
Chapter End Notes
     Yeah, I didn't want all GTA 6 missions to take place in Yellowknife
     only, hence why I had to added another plot-related place.
***** Chapter 20 *****
~ Mission Thirty-Eight: Uninvited ~ (Boss: Nanu)
*call*
Nanu informed Brendan about the name of the target's home address. "Blue shirt,
bald head, blue pants, mustache, and no beard. Crash his party, beat up his
guests, and kill him," Nanu said.
"Had he ruined a relative's party in the past?" Brendan asked.
"My nephew's. Fat bastard only spend a month in juve despite his charge on
multiple assaults. Nephew was disabled for weeks," Nanu replied.
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They Ain't Illegal...
"So expensive for a Baseball Bat," Brendan said, buying his new weapon; he had
previously purchased Body Armor.
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The location...
Brendan broke the left window with the Baseball Bat, getting noticed by the
targets and sixteen of his guests. Brendan got in. A former football player,
who was almost the same size as the target, charged at Brendan, but the
protagonist whacked his head. That hard hit made the poor guy unconscious.
"Let's get rid of this unwanted guest!" the target shouted.
All but Janine (Pokemon) and Falkner (Pokemon), two common characters on
vacation, went after Brendan. Brendan hit the closest person, then he attacked
his sister. More people got hit hard, lowering their chances of attempting to
stop and subdue Brendan. Janine and Falkner fled, which was a smart move
because even if they had assisted the target, they'd be victims as well.
Being the only one standing, the target desperately reached for his phone, a
move that he should've done in the first place. Brendan stopped him from trying
to call the cops, beating his head to death. Nasty.
"Two dolts have gotten away, but don't go after 'em. They'll die someday," Nanu
said.
Reward: $2,500
~ Mission Thirty-Nine: One more drug ingredient ~ (Boss: Michiko and Hatchin)
*call*
"The pigs are chasing our cute little asses, Brendan!" Michiko said, shooting
at the cops; Hatchin was the driver.
"Why?"
"They caught us buying cocaine from a drug dealer!" Michiko replied. "Lure them
away from us!"
"Easy," Brendan said.
*end call*
*another call*
"Looks like Ralph, Maple, and their guys are having some kind of essential
meeting inside Big Mart, a discontinued super market," Emerald said.
"I'll take them all out alone. But first, I'll have to save our new friends,"
Brendan said.
*end call*
Brendan began to cause chaos with his Rocket Launcher, destroying vehicles,
murdering cops, and injuring and killing innocent pedestrians. Brendan
ultimately got wanted level number three, attracting all cops around the city.
*another call*
"I love you, babe!" Michiko said.
"I love you also, Brendan!" Hatchin shouted.
*end call*
Now, Brendan ended the mission by doing the usual, the pay 'n spray part.
Total Kills: 522
Legit Kills: 22 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce,
David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge,
and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten)
(Trigon) (Val-Yor)
Non-Lethal Weapons: Body Armor
Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov
Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16
Assault Rifle, Grenade, Baseball Bat
Total money: $814,324.17
Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina)
Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo)
Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing)
Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity)
Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing)
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles)
Rampages: 10 of 10
Odd Jobs: 10 of 10
End of Chapter 20
***** Chapter 21 *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
~ Mission Forty: Bloody deaths ~ (Boss: Nightwing)
Near Big Mart...
"They're arguing again..." Brendan was seeing it outside the dead place; it
looked like Maple and Ralph were about to kill each other. "I'll choose... the
M16 Assault Rifle!"
Brendan stopped the arguing, murdering several of Ralph and Maple's grunts. The
opposing people fired at Brendan, but Brendan dodged all of their vicious
bullets. The antagonists got shot lots of times, then more grunts got shot and
killed. Near death, Maple and Ralph fled below the mart. Brendan finished off
the enemies, but Maple, Ralph, and more of their grunts remained alive.
"Where could they be?" Brendan asked, not knowing that Maple and Ralph secretly
went under the mart.
"Stop lookin' at me with that bloody face of yours, numpty!" Maple yelled,
advancing through the tunnel with Ralph.
"Then, why are you lookin' at me, bitch!?" Ralph asked.
"Steaming drunk!" Maple didn't reply to Ralph's question.
"Doofer!" Ralph countered.
The two argued again. But twenty-eight seconds later, they heard loud gunshots,
ending the arguing. They ran again before reaching a dead end. Then, they heard
Brendan's loud voice; they heard about him being unkillable.
"Oh, bloody hell... I'm screwed..." Maple said.
"I'm screwed, too..." Ralph said, sitting down.
"If only Din and Nayru hadn't fucked with the wrong people..." Maple said,
sitting next to Ralph. Then, she lit up a cigarette.
"Especially Brendan... He's more aggressive, smarter, and better than me and
Team Ralph..." Ralph said.
"And me and Team Maple..." Maple said; Ralph started drinking his last liquor
bottle. "The worst part is that we're covered with bloody injuries, making it
100% impossible for us to win for Nayru and Din..." Maple then smoked her last
cigarette.
Ralph stopped drinking. "And it hurts like hell..." Ralph said.
"It does..." Maple agreed. "I find it ironic that two former lovers are about
to die together... I haven't dated anybody else since our break-up..."
"Ditto..." Ralph said, looking at Maple. "Maple."
"Yeah?" Maple said, glancing at Ralph.
"Sorry. I am sorry," Ralph apologized. "My guy had ruined that mega deal."
"No, my girl did," Maple said.
"It's their fault!" Maple and Ralph said in unison, then they laughed a little.
"We're laughing together. Oh, it's been so long since we've laughed together,"
Maple said.
"Yeah," Ralph said, nodding.
Both antagonists stopped talking while looking at each other. Then, they made
out, making moaning noises. After thirty seconds of kissing, Ralph and Maple
removed their clothes, being half-naked. The kiss recommenced, but five seconds
later, Brendan appeared.
"I didn't expect this," Brendan said.
The antagonists heard Brendan's words, but they kept kissing. Twelve seconds
later, they died together. After taking a photo of the corpses, Brendan sent it
to Nightwing, then Din and Nayru.
*call*
"Damn you, Brendan!" Nayru cursed.
"You people won't just give up... But it's okay. We'll put much effort into
killing Team Nightwing forever. By the way, winter is the deadliest season
ever. A notable example is the Boston Massacre, known as the Incident on King
Street by the British. It happened on March 5, 1770, in which British Army
soldiers shot and killed people while under attack by a mob. The incident was
heavily publicized by leading Patriots to encourage rebellion against the
British authorities," Din said.
*end call*
~ Mission Forty-One: Visiting Brazil ~ (Boss: Michiko and Hatchin)
The hideout...
"Who's going and who's staying?" Brendan asked.
"We're going!" Farore and Bumblebee said together.
"Me, too," Emerald said.
"The rest of us will stay and take care of Hatchin's baby," Nightwing said.
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Leme, Brazil/Outside the airport/10:46 p.m.... (Brasilia, BRT Time Zone)
"Dang, it's dark already!? Dang!" Michiko had taken a nap during the airplane
ride; her stalker was standing inches away from the group.
"Time differences," Brendan reminded.
Two generic and random thugs came up to the gang, holding knives. "Surrender
the money now!" a thug said, but Brendan made them run away by beating them up
with the Baseball Bat.
"Don't mess with us again!" Hatchin said.
"I'm getting sleepy. Let's save our energy for tomorrow," Brendan said.
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In a hotel room...
"Night, Brendan," Emerald said, sleeping on the floor; he had done the paying.
"Night, man," Brendan said, sleeping with Michiko, Hatchin, Farore, and
Bumblebee on the giant bed.
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The present...
"That's what I'm talkin' about, Brendan!" Ash said.
"Be quiet, pervert," Moon deadpanned at Ash.
Total Kills: 568
Legit Kills: 24 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce,
David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge,
and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten)
(Trigon) (Val-Yor) (Ralph and Maple)
Non-Lethal Weapons: Body Armor
Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov
Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16
Assault Rifle, Grenade, Baseball Bat
Total money: $814,324.17
Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina)
Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo)
Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing)
Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity)
Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing)
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles)
Rampages: 10 of 10
Odd Jobs: 10 of 10
End of Chapter 21
Chapter End Notes
     In Michiko and Hatchin, the show takes place in a fictional country
     of Diamandra which has cultural traces from South American countries,
     mostly from Brazil. I had to keep Brazil as the characters' country
     of origin instead of slapping the fictional name in the series. Also,
     Leme was the right city to pick because of its low population.
     The Michiko and Hatchin saga is the second longest saga in the
     series, and it has nineteen missions left. That means its a total of
     thirty-five missions. The longest sagas are the Red's mom saga from
     GTA 3 and the Secrets Saga from GTA 2.
     Speaking of GTA 3, someone asked me this question, and I'll reply it
     here.
     Question: I would like to ask you a question: when you made The
     ClueFinders antagonists, was it an affectionate or deconstructive
     parody? That is to say, did you do it to include them in the story,
     or did you do it to put them in the crosshairs? Please be honest with
     me.
     My reply: Affectionate. Also, I had to do it to include them as GTA 3
     antagonists because I thought they were the right common non-Pokemon
     characters to have a role as dangerous assassins/enemies of Red,
     wanting them to do something special while combining their actual
     personalities. And before GTA 2 was completed, I couldn't think of
     other common non-Pokemon characters to play the same role, until the
     ClueFinders characters, part of my childhood, came into my mind.
     I'll admit, I despise some characters in the series, but I don't hate
     almost every one of them to the extreme. In my last GTA 5 bonus
     chapter, I've made some top 10s, including a dislike list. Four
     antagonists are around the 10-3 range, but I don't hate them to the
     extreme. A GTA 5 antagonist is number 2, and even though I've bashed
     her a lot by calling her ugly numerous times, I've made her into a
     super serious antagonist, being one of the top antagonists in the
     series.
     Number one? Those three hated GTA 1 antagonists are a perfect example
     of me putting characters in the crosshairs. I've also bashed them in
     this story. I've made them look super bad in every GTA story,
     especially in GTA 2 where three other GTA 1 antagonists have raped
     them a lot.
     One more thing, I had recently threw away several original plans,
     killing off several important characters. I'll explain the plans
     after the conclusion of the Michiko and Hatchin saga.
***** Chapter 22 *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
The present...
"What's goin' on, mates?" Tracer (Overwatch) asked, entering the mansion with
Mei (Overwatch). The two then recognized Brendan. "Brendan? What in God's name
are you doing here?"
Tracer was an energetic and cheeky girl, often loving a good joke and giggling
during drug battles and other fights. She was often quick witted and displayed
great affection and ever insight towards her friends. She was extremely
lionhearted and determined, not being afraid to take chances, as well as
enthusiastic, and she loved discovering new things and places. Mei was very
kindhearted and positive, showing compassion for her partners, family, and
friends, and having a desire to succeed in the drug world. She had a grudge
against people tricking her and her allies during drug deals, wanting them to
suffer. But despite that, she could be very apologetic, often saying "Sorry!"
when injuring or killing her enemies.
"My past, Tracer. I'm about to get to the part where I've met you two and the
other two women," Brendan replied. "Speaking of them, where are they?"
"They had died last year... It's a long story," Tracer replied.
~ Mission Forty-Two: Burning church ~ (Boss: Michiko and Hatchin)
June 12/In a small restaurant/8:59 a.m....
"Whatcha' eatin', mates?" Tracer asked, disrupting the gang's eating; Mei was
near her.
"Stuff," Brendan replied, holding a hamburger; he, the gang, the Overwatch
characters, and the employees of this poor-structured restaurant were the only
ones here.
"Got food for us?" Tracer asked.
"You can have my fries and milkshake," Brendan replied.
Mei and Tracer joined them. Mei ate Brendan's fries, while Tracer drank his
milkshake.
"Wait, have I seen you before?" Farore asked Tracer.
"You talkin' to me, mate?" Tracer asked
"Yeah, mate. If I remember correctly, you and that red-haired, freckle faced
woman have met me at The London Library in August 5, 2006," Farore replied.
"Oh, now I remembered!" Tracer said.
"Why isn't she here with you?" Farore asked.
"Emily's (Overwatch) been in a coma since '07. I don't think she'll ever wake
up," Tracer replied. "So, what are you now?"
"A criminal again. I've been one since age sixteen," Farore replied.
"Good! Mei, two of our friends, and I have come here to interact with other
criminals and do fun deals with them!" Tracer said.
"As long as you guys aren't tricksters, we're cool," Emerald said.
"We ain't tricksters, mate," Tracer said.
"But I hate drug dealers that trick us! If he or she tricks me or my friends,
I'll give them the death penalty!" Mei said.
"We're cool, then," Emerald said.
"I've been tricked before, but I couldn't manage to kill the tricksters,"
Farore said.
"So, when will we start?" Tracer asked.
"After we burn down Pedro's church," Hatchin replied.
"Pedro? Sounds like a name you'll see from a list of sex offenders," Tracer
said.
"He's my stupid adoptive father," Hatchin then told Mei and Tracer about her
horrible past with her adoptive family.
"That's rough, mate," Tracer said.
"I know, but today's the day where he'll die!" Hatchin said.
D.Va (Overwatch) and Mercy (Overwatch) came in. "Are you and Mei done here,
Tracer?" D.Va asked. D.Va was a very competent combatant, she possessed an
egotistical side, often smack talking enemies, and she loved video games and
enjoyed making references to them. Mercy was an adamant pacifist that wanted to
avoid violent scenes whenever possible, she was very kind and gentle,
consistently caring for sick and injured Overwatch members and nice strangers,
and she loved peace and quiet.
"Almost!" Tracer said before glancing at the six. "D.Va and Mercy, mates!"
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Outside...
"According to Google's map, we're three minutes away from Pedro's church!"
Emerald was looking at the map from his android phone.
"Let us all take a walk, shall we?" Mei suggested, and everybody agreed. They
began to walk.
"Mercy. D.Va," Brendan was speaking to the two. "What are you two about?"
"We're lovers!" D.Va replied.
"On January 10, 2010-"
"Nine days after my eighteenth birthday!" D.Va cut Mercy off.
"-we'd met each other on Facebook. We talked a lot, and we eventually saw each
other in real life," Mercy finished her sentence.
"That date was February 2, 2010! We had sex later that day, peace and quiet
sex, Mercy's request," D.Va said.
"D.Va loved it. She doesn't mind my peace and quiet trait," Mercy said.
"Mercy, Tracer, and Mei are in a gang called Overwatch," DV.a said.
"D.Va doesn't want to join until 2015. I'm fine with her decision," Mercy said.
"Is D.Va a nickname?" Brendan asked.
"Duh!" D.Va replied.
"Her real name is Hana," Mercy said.
"Hana's my real name, too!" Hatchin said.
"Mercy's? Angela, my beautiful angel," D.Va said, and Mercy blushed.
"I am, my love," Mercy said.
"On Tuesdays and Saturday, we play a little game called doctor, if you know
what I'm talking about," D.Va implied that the little game was about sex.
"Best game ever," Mercy said, fondling D.Va's tiny butt a little.
Near the church...
"Excuse me, is Priest Pedro inside the church?" Hatchin asked one of the ten
guards.
"The Catholic God is busy preaching, miss. He's available after 12:00 p.m.,"
the guard replied.
Hatchin brutally shot and killed the guard, stupefying the guards and
disturbing the preaching. All but Mercy murdered the other guards. "NOW!"
Hatchin shouted. Brendan set the large church on fire. Ten extra guards came
out, while Pedro and regular people escaped from the other exit.
D.Va and the armed criminals attacked again. "Feels like we're playing a Grand
Theft Auto game!" DV.a said, which was ironic.
Done.
"Are any of you hurt?" Mercy asked.
"I'm fine," Brendan replied.
"I don't feel pain," Emerald replied.
"The best killer alive isn't hurt!" Bumblebee replied.
The others then said similar replies.
"That's great," Mercy said.
"Mercy isn't a murderer, but a lovely healer," D.Va said.
"And an intransigent individual. If people want to murder others, it is their
choice. And yes, I'm technically a criminal, a criminal that doesn't want to go
near war and violence," Mercy said.
"Mercy's super nice to people, too," D.Va said.
"Mercy, for a criminal, your personality is dissimilar from other criminals,
especially generic criminals," Brendan said.
~ Mission Forty-Three: The deal begins ~ (Boss: Mei and Tracer)
"Pedro's church's on fire!?" a young woman around Hatchin's age exclaimed,
getting noticed.
"Rita (Michiko and Hatchin)!?" Hatchin exclaimed. "Rita!"
Hatchin and Rita rushed towards each other before giving each other a hug.
Michiko had a mildly jealous look on her face. Four seconds later, the girls
let each other go.
"How's life treating ya, Rita?" Hatchin asked.
"Prior to January, good! Now, it sucks! I want to take back what is mine! This
small city!" Rita replied.
"You own a gang?" Hatchin asked.
"It was created here last year. We were doing great until the goddamn Priest
had that deal with those two skinny bitches from London! Since then, his gang
had kicked my gang's asses left and right, taking their drugs and guns,
snitching on them like hypocrites, and killing them!" Rita replied.
"We'll help you own Leme again, no matter how hard it is," Brendan said.
"Really!? Oh, thank you, sir!" Rita said, then Hatchin introduced her allies to
Rita before telling Rita about the rivalry between Team Nightwing and Team Ages
and Seasons. "Please win!"
"We'll win, Rita," Brendan said.
"I'll rebuild my gang while taking down Pedro and his gang. And by rebuilding,
I mean money. Getting $500,000 would be nice, if you have it," Rita said.
"You can have $3,000,000," Brendan said.
"YOU MEAN IT!? YES, YES, YES, YES, YES!" Rita got excited. She kissed Brendan,
and half of Brendan's harem got angry.
Brendan deducted $3,000,000.
"Mind if we get the same amount, Brendan?" Mei asked. "We'll give you all of
our cocaine if you do it."
"Sure, Mei," Brendan agreed.
"Let's do the deal elsewhere, mates!" Tracer said.
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In an alley...
"And done!" Brendan deducted the same amount of money for the cocaine.
"Thanks, mates! Good-bye!" Tracer said, then she vanished with Mei, D.Va, and
Mercy.
"Guys, I just found a picture of Tracer's ex-girlfriend on a London article
from 2007," during the deal, Farore had went under Google search engine and
used the words "Emily", "coma", and "London". "Any of you want to see it?"
"Yeah," Brendan replied, and the others nodded.
"Okay, then... Get ready," Farore said before showing the gang the ugly Emily.
"Eww!" Hatchin said.
"Damn, she ugly as a mudderfugger!" Michiko said.
"The heck!? Gross!" Rita said.
"She's the ugliest person I've ever seen in my life!" Bumblebee said.
"No comment," Brendan said.
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The present...
"She is ugly," Moon said.
"If Emily was alive right now, I wouldn't hit that," Ash joked.
"She's Ragyo's ugliest friend ever!" Daisy (Pokemon; Pallet Town) said. In
spite of working for Valerie and Olympia, she, and some others, owned a gang.
"Ugliest enemy of all time!" Olympia said.
"Damn those people..." spirit Emily said, floating with Widowmaker (Overwatch),
Ragyo, Kitten, Fang, Maple, Ralph, Candela, and Blanche. Emily's hatred towards
Mei and Tracer was super high. She hated birds because when she was little,
birds from the air kept pooping on her. Like cherries, she loved carrots, but
she didn't have any right now. She hated candy, chips, and other junk food,
too. The only holiday she despised was Christmas. Widowmaker had a malevolent
disposition, showing no mercy for her targets no matter who they were and
having a love for killing, making her feel alive. She had also seemed to posses
vanity when it comes to her skills and looks.
After Maple, Ralph, Kitten, Fang, and other common characters had died, they
went to hell's second dimension. Unlike the original dimension, the dimension
Team Ragyo were in, the second dimension wouldn't allow them to interact with
alive humans and go anywhere around in the world in spirit form. But a few
months ago, a member of Team Ragyo had discovered the second dimension, and she
encountered Ragyo's mother, leader of a large gang. Ragyo and her mother had
reunited, and they merged. Some members from both sides had known each other
when they were alive.
"No offense, Emily, but you are ugly," Maple said, and Ralph agreed.
"Whatever!" Emily shouted.
"Call my Emily ugly again, and I'll hurt you," Widowmaker threatened.
Total Kills: 571
Legit Kills: 24 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce,
David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge,
and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten)
(Trigon) (Val-Yor) (Ralph and Maple)
Non-Lethal Weapons: Body Armor
Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov
Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16
Assault Rifle, Grenade, Baseball Bat
Total money: $214,324.17
Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina)
Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo)
Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing)
Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity)
Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing)
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles)
Rampages: 10 of 10
Odd Jobs: 10 of 10
End of Chapter 22
Chapter End Notes
     Emily... Yuck.
     My new Overwatch pairing is D.Va x Mercy. Goddamn, they look so
     friggin' hot together. Recently, I've added three D.Va x Mercy yuri
     fics in my bookmark list, and they're all hot. I'll add more in the
     future, and I'll keep saving more D.Va x Mercy yuri pics.
     In a graphic GTA 5 scene, Widowmaker, another super dangerous GTA 5
     antagonist, had murdered D.Va, Mercy, and three other Overwatch
     characters.
     And speaking of Overwatch, I'd purchased it last Friday. I friggin'
     love the game to death, and my favorite characters to use are
     Soldier: 76, Widowmaker, Tracer, Mei, Reaper, D.Va, and Mercy. My
     current level is Level 29, and my username is Witchan324. I'd made an
     Overwatch review on my Deviantart profile. My rating for Overwatch is
     a 9.8/10.
     Also, I love seeing D.Va and Mercy standing next to each other during
     my team's or the opposing team's small victory scene. Y'know, the one
     where all six playable teammates stand next to each other after their
     victory. And during one battle, someone had eliminated both Mercy and
     D.Va, and both women's corpses were lying next to each other. I also
     love seeing Mercy and D.Va support each other during battle.
***** Chapter 23 *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
~ Mission Forty-Four: Revisiting the horrible house ~ (Boss: Michiko and
Hatchin)
"Where to next?" Brendan asked.
"My old foster home! But before we do that, let's buy some Spray Cans!" Hatchin
said.
On the streets, Brendan robbed someone's van, but a wanted level made a return.
"I hardly know this city. This is gonna take a while," Brendan said. Thirteen
seconds later, however, he spotted the usual place. "That wasn't bad."
The next place the gang went to was one of Leme's gun stores, the largest one;
it was forty-four seconds away from the pay 'n spray. Everybody bought a $200
Spray Can, but Rita bought more than fifty weapons and Body Armors for the sake
of rebuilding.
"Stupid old foster home, here we come!" Hatchin said.
It took two minutes to get to that bad place. Like the church, which was no
longer on this wild earth, the place was heavily guarded. The ones outside got
taken out, disturbing Joana's (Michiko and Hatchin), Hatchin's manipulative
adoptive mother, breakfast time in the kitchen.
"Shooting!?" Joana would usually talk with a very formal and elegant attitude,
but not in a case like this.
"HANA'S HERE!" Hatchin screamed loud, going inside the home for the first time
since 2000, eleven years ago.
"Hana's back!?" Joana yelled again, still hearing gunshots. "Oh, no, the
phone's in the room!" Joana was done, but even with it, she'd still get killed;
the same could be said if she had a weapon.
"Bitch!" Hatchin confronted Joana; her allies continued to eliminate Pedro's
men.
"H-H-Hana..." Joana stuttered, unintentionally pissing on herself. She couldn't
move, and she looked scared.
"I like that look on your pathetic face! It makes me smile!" Hatchin was really
smiling.
"I didn't mean to abuse you, Hana, honest..." Joana was starting to cry.
"The kitchen, guys!" Hatchin shouted.
The others got in.
"Guys, that's Joana, my foster mother!" Hatchin said. "Brendan, make me proud!"
Hatchin ordered Brendan to murder Joana.
Brendan chose the Shotgun as a great weapon to kill Joana. Brendan removed
Joana's left leg first, and the crying Joana collapsed in so much pain. The
right arm was next, then the right leg. The fourth area Brendan removed was the
left arm.
"Pedro had almost killed me with a Shotgun eleven years ago!" Hatchin reminded
Joana. "Finish her, Brendan! Do a wicked fatality!"
With that said, Brendan sliced Joana's throat. Then, Brendan attacked her head
with a nasty roundhouse kick move, killing her for good.
"I can do better than that!" Bumblebee acted like herself again.
"Be quiet, Bumbletwat," Hatchin insulted Bumblebee. "That was nice, Brendan.
Let's start objective B!"
Brendan wrote "Brendan wuz here!" outside the place, Rita wrote "Team Rita is
re-taking this city!" near Brendan's graffiti, Bumblebee wrote "This place
looks like trash!" in the bathroom, Farore wrote "Predo sucks!" and she created
an offensive offensive gesture in the master bedroom before getting Joana's
phone, Emerald wrote "No one fears Pedro!" and "Din and Nayru suck dick!" on
the living room floor, Michiko wrote "Pedro finna die, y'all!", and Hatchin
wrote the word "BITCH!" near Joana's corpse.
~ Mission Forty-Five: More rebuilding ~ (Boss: Rita)
The gang got back together, and Rita said, "My underground lair is in South
Leme. It's underneath Brazil Buzz, a dead bar. Bring at least thirty new
recruits for me."
"I ain't gonna do it! I'll stay with you!" Bumblebee said.
"Bumblebee doesn't like taking orders, Rita," Farore reminded, giving Hatchin
Joana's phone.
"Fine, then!" Rita said.
*call*
"Hana, Pedro!" Hatchin spoke to Pedro on Joana's phone.
"Hana!?" Pedro was staggered.
"That's right, Pedro! I'm back! Back for revenge!" Hatchin said.
"Y-You set my church on fire! You will pay for that!" Pedro said.
"I didn't set it on fire! My sexy buddy, Brendan, did! He's beefing with Din
and Nayru! Their grunts had almost murdered his best friend in Yellowknife! Oh,
and be sure to check on Joana!" Hatchin said.
"M-My wife... My wife! Hana, when I find you, I will end you! You here me!? I
WILL END YOU!" Pedro was serious.
"Quit crying like a little bitch and shove a Catholic bible up your ass! Bye!"
Hatchin said.
*end call*
"Michiko and I will go to north," Hatchin said.
"I'll stay in this region," Emerald meant East Leme.
"The two of us will go out west," Brendan said, partnering with Farore.
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West Leme...
"Quite a region!" Farore remarked, riding a van with Brendan. The region looked
more scary that the other regions combined. A lot of crimes had occurred here
for years. Innocent Leme natives had always avoided it, but most tourists and
other criminals outside of Leme were victims. This was a perfect place to
recruit criminals nonetheless, to help Rita. Half of Rita's active and inactive
members had came from South and East Leme, and the other half weren't born in
Leme.
"Let's split up. I'll get another van," Brendan said.
"Okay, honey!" Farore said.
After splitting up, Brendan robbed another van, a van that belonged to another
criminal. The same criminal saw it. He fired at the protagonist, but the
protagonist ran him over. After riding for four minutes, Brendan bumped into a
gang of bad dropouts, who were drinking, smoking, and playing dice.
Brendan honked his horn, making them stop. Then, he showed the gang $5,000. "My
friend needs help! Help her as much as you can, and she'll reward you with this
amount of money!"
All of the dropouts agreed with Brendan, and they joined him. Then, Brendan
reunited with Farore, who had more criminals in her van.
"Looks like you're finished recruiting, Brendan! Let's go to Rita's!" Farore
said.
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South Leme/Underneath Brazil Buzz...
"That's a lot, guys! Sweet!" Rita said; Michiko, Hatchin, and Emerald had
already brought their recruits to Rita. The lair was like an alternative, but
well-detailed home, and it was larger than the size of a normal house.
"When will we go after Pedro?" Brendan asked.
"After you murder Maria (Michiko and Hatchin) and Gabriel (Michiko and
Hatchin), his stupid children. I'd seen their favorite locations from their
Facebook profiles a few minutes ago," Hatchin replied.
Total Kills: 579
Legit Kills: 25 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce,
David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge,
and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten)
(Trigon) (Val-Yor) (Ralph and Maple) (Joana)
Non-Lethal Weapons: Body Armor, Spray Can
Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov
Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16
Assault Rifle, Grenade, Baseball Bat
Total money: $213,824.17
Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina)
Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo)
Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing)
Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity)
Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing)
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles)
Rampages: 10 of 10
Odd Jobs: 10 of 10
End of Chapter 23
Chapter End Notes
     Maria and Gabriel! There are two other common characters with the
     same name. Phoebe (Hey Arnold) had tortured and killed a Maria almost
     ten years ago, with Ryo watching the graphic scene. Also, Gabriel and
     a GTA 5 antagonist, an Overwatch character's real name, share the
     same name. Many more common characters, and OCs to a lesser extent,
     share the same name.
     Note that Bumblebee is still Brendan's least favorite member of his
     harem, but they're still friends.
     Pedro is confirmed as an antagonist, and it's related to my second
     idea. Another common non-Pokemon antagonist will be confirmed late in
     the saga. Again, I'll explain my original/scrapped idea after the
     saga ends, the idea where several characters get killed off.
***** Chapter 24 *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
~ Mission Forty-Six: Maria ~ (Boss: Michiko and Hatchin)
The Gym...
The gym was Maria's favorite places to hang out, to get into perfect shape. The
other places Hatchin, Michiko, and Brendan had previously went to were the park
and the mall.
"Maria, you whore!" Hatchin yelled so loud, Maria and the others stopped
exercising.
"Who said my name?" Maria asked, looking confused.
"HANA! H-A-N-A!" Hatchin replied, and that shocked Maria. "EVERYBODY GET OUT!"
Hatchin triggered her M16 Assault Rifle near a muscular guy. A lot of people
ran. Michiko and Brendan held Maria at gunpoint, and Maria raised her arms and
hands. "You stay here with us, Maria!"
"What did I do...?" Maria asked, looking like she was about to cry.
"You know exactly what you did you me, Maria! Don't act dumb!" Hatchin then
shot Maria's knees, and Maria fell.
"MY KNEES!" Maria screamed.
"Now, you shall face death! Michiko! Brendan! Get a super heavy dumbbell!"
Hatchin said.
Doing as told, Michiko and Brendan grabbed a 150 lbs. dumbbell. Maria attempted
to flee, but Hatchin stopped her by shooting her legs, putting her back on the
floor. Near Maria, Hatchin shot her back five times, laughing at the poor girl.
"Drop it on her head!" Hatchin ordered.
They did, killing her.
"Where should we find Gabriel? The Brazil culture museum, the spa, or the
arcade factory?" Hatchin asked.
"The spa," Brendan and Michiko replied in unison.
~ Mission Forty-Seven: Gabriel ~ (Boss: Michiko and Hatchin)
The spa...
They came to the right place! Gabriel loved this place more than his other two
favorites. In an old Facebook post, he mentioned that he'd listen to music
while relaxing in a spa. The trio opened fire, causing many people to flee.
Thanks to one of his main traits, only Gabriel remained here. He was founded on
the third floor, the largest and last floor in this spa building. Hatchin shot
his left ear and iPod, scaring the hell out of him.
"HANA!?" Gabriel quickly recognized Hatchin.
"That was fast, Gabriel!" Hatchin said.
The trio pulled Gabriel out of the hot spa. Hatchin commanded Brendan to put
Gabriel's head into the hot spa for fifteen seconds. Brendan did it, torturing
Gabriel. After Gabriel was released, Hatchin and Michiko shot his right ear,
then his cheeks. Hatchin wanted Brendan to torture Gabriel a little longer, and
Brendan agreed to do the same cruel move. Despite getting tortured for twenty-
seconds, Gabriel survived.
"LET ME GO! I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!" Gabriel begged for his life.
"NEVER!" Hatchin refused, shooting Gabriel's privates. "One more time, Brendan,
and beat his head!"
Brendan resumed his actions, thus hitting Gabriel's head. A while later,
Brendan put Gabriel's corpse into the hot spa.
"I love you a lot, Brendan," Hatchin said.
*call*
"Maria and Gabriel? Gone!" Hatchin spoke to Pedro.
"YOU LITTLE DEVIL!" Pedro hollered loud.
"Devil!? Hypocrite much!? Listen, asshole! My friends and I want to settle the
score with you and your goons in the next hour! Where? Central Leme!" Hatchin
said.
"You people won't win! I swear it!" Pedro said.
*end call*
Total Kills: 581
Legit Kills: 27 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce,
David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge,
and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten)
(Trigon) (Val-Yor) (Ralph and Maple) (Joana, Maria, and Gabriel)
Non-Lethal Weapons: Body Armor, Spray Can
Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov
Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16
Assault Rifle, Grenade, Baseball Bat
Total money: $213,824.17
Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina)
Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo)
Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing)
Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity)
Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing)
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles)
Rampages: 10 of 10
Odd Jobs: 10 of 10
End of Chapter 24
Chapter End Notes
     Super graphic and dark deaths, huh? Pedro's death will be super
     graphic and dark as well. His death will also be controversial, if
     not one of the most controversial deaths in this series.
     In a GTA 5 bonus chapter, I had listed many dark scenes (and a few
     dialogues) from 1-5, and they either had zero asterisks, one
     asterisk, two asterisk, or three asterisk. For the deaths of Joana,
     Maria, and Gabriel, they all have two asterisks. Pedro's dark and
     graphic death scene will have three asterisks.
***** Chapter 25 *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
~ Mission Forty-Eight: Helping D.Va ~ (Boss: D.Va and Mercy)
Outside of Rita's hideout/Twenty-minutes later...
"We've been looking for you, Brendan!" D.Va said, having her alluring Mercy by
her side.
"Need some help?" Brendan asked.
"No shit! My recent gaming rival is trying to beat my StarCraft score, the
highest score in arcade gaming history, at Busan's Gaming World, and I cannot
stand him!" D.Va replied.
"StarCraft?" Brendan had never heard of the series.
"You've yet to know about StarCraft? Shame on you! The entire planet knows
about the series! Two years ago, Frost Entertainment (parody of Blizzard
Entertainment), had revealed StarCraft arcade machines. When they came to
Busan, I immediately played one at Gaming World! The top score is 5,671,452!"
D.Va said.
"That's unbelievable!" Brendan said.
"It's simple! Just choose a race and destroy the other races as much as you
can!" D.Va said.
"How long have you played it?" Brendan asked.
"Five hours and fifty-one minutes!" D.Va replied.
"So, why is the target your rival?" Brendan asked.
"He said he'd beat my score any day, and he called Mercy the ugliest person
ever! But he's like my previous rivals! They're all jealous of me!" D.Va
replied. "Act like Claude, Tommy, CJ, Toni, Victor, Niko, and other GTA
characters again, and we'll aid you anytime!"
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Busan, South Korea... (Korea Standard Time Zone)
"Busan is a mega-populated place, Brendan, but Gaming World is only a mile away
from this spot!" D.Va had teleported here with Brendan and Mercy. Busan was a
nice city, but despite its population, the city was less dangerous than Leme,
Yellowknife, and Castelia City, smaller cities.
"Rob a person's car, and D.Va will tell you where to go," Mercy said.
Brendan did it, but he didn't get a wanted level.
Gaming World...
"There he is, that punk!" D.Va pointed at the guy. The guy was from Singapore,
his parents were ultra rich, he'd use some of his parents' bodyguards to
protect him, he was four-eyed, he had raven hair, he was a tad shorter than
D.Va, and the color of his shirt, pants, and shoes were identical, the color
green. About Gaming World, it was the largest gaming facility ever, it had
seventeen floors, every arcade game was available, customer service was great,
and it was a 24/7 place. It was like heaven.
Brendan choosing the Mac-10 was a poor decision, but he hadn't used it in a
while, due to overusing his overpowered weapons recently. One bodyguard died,
and the witnesses got away. The other bodyguards damaged the protagonist's Body
Armor, and more regular people kept running. Brendan began to lose a little of
his normal health, but eleven seconds later, the shooting stopped, for now. The
idiot rival was still trying to beat D.Va's score. There were a pair of
headphones near him, but he wanted to hear people talk about him attempting to
beat D.Va's score. Other gamers were wearing headphones, and they were unaware
of the shooting.
"What a dumbass," D.Va said.
A single shot in the head. Dead.
"A war in Leme starts in a couple of minutes. Aid us," Brendan said.
"We shall. I shall heal you," Mercy said, then she kissed Brendan's forehead.
~ Mission Forty-Nine: Vicious criminals and Mercy vs. hypocrites ~ (Boss: Rita)
Central Leme...
"They're here to help us, Rita," Brendan said, bringing the Overwatch
characters with him; the entire group was covering 10% of the region.
"Two more should be enough for us! Gang! The hypocrites should be here in a
minute! Get ready!" Rita said.
After a minute, Pedro and his gang started attacking their enemies. However,
Mercy's allies counterattacked fast, murdering them and leaving them with
serious injuries. A few of Rita's injured men came to Mercy, and Mercy healed
them one at a time. Pedro got hit four times by Hatchin's Handgun bullets, and
he decided to flee like a coward. Hatchin went after the antagonist, but one of
his men suddenly stopped Hatchin, hitting her with the butt of his Shotgun.
Hatchin lost track of Pedro, but she got her revenge by killing the guy that
stopped her. She continued to help her allies. D.Va kept acting like an
unstoppable video game character, getting repeated headshot kills and not
getting hurt. Bumblebee's arrogant trait made her act wild because of D.Va. In
spite of more allies hiding with Mercy, Team Rita was still dominating the
battle, making Team Pedro a lot worse.
Twenty-four seconds later, Hatchin fatally injured the last enemy, then she
asked, "Does Pedro have alternative homes!?"
"A mini church in South Leme, his third church... He commonly hides his drugs
and firearms there..." the soon-to-be-dead guy replied.
"Alright!" Hatchin then brutally shot the guy's head ten times. "We've got one
last place to go!"
"I'll text Drake about the place," Brendan said.
"My men! Go back to the lair! I'll pay you all after Pedro dies!" Rita said.
Rita's men headed to the lair, and Brendan, Emerald, Mercy, D.Va, Bumblebee,
Farore, Michiko, Hatchin, and Rita headed south. Michiko's stalker headed to
the same direction.
Total Kills: 606
Legit Kills: 27 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce,
David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge,
and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten)
(Trigon) (Val-Yor) (Ralph and Maple) (Joana, Maria, and Gabriel)
Non-Lethal Weapons: Spray Can
Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov
Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16
Assault Rifle, Grenade, Baseball Bat
Total money: $213,824.17
Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina)
Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo)
Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing)
Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity)
Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing)
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles)
Rampages: 10 of 10
Odd Jobs: 10 of 10
End of Chapter 25
Chapter End Notes
     Sorry, but D.VaxMercy is one of my top 10 OTPs (one true pairing).
     They'll appear in more missions, including the last two missions.
     Also, I've bookmarked a few more AO3 stories of them doing lesbian
     things together.
***** Chapter 26 *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
~ Mission Fifty: Crucified ~ (Boss: Michiko and Hatchin)
South Leme/Near the church...
The church was very far from Rita's place, near the northeastern part of East
Leme. Brendan had already texted Drake a couple of minutes ago, and Drake
texted back, agreeing to get Pedro's stuff. The church looked like a generic
church, even the inside. Only Pedro's men were allowed here; even normal people
religious fanatic behavior weren't invited.
The men here were weak compared to Brendan and his killer gang; they didn't
even try hard to protect Pedro, who was hiding in a brown and long casket.
After the two last men died, Pedro was founded, and he got dragged out.
"Don't kill him yet!" Hatchin ordered, looking for something interesting to
find. Sixteen seconds later, she founded it in the church's third closet. It
was a long cross, along with several ropes. "It looks heavy. I need some
assistance!"
Brendan, Emerald, and Michiko assisted Hatchin, dragging the cross to another
rooftop, a rooftop from an old beauty shop, twenty-one inches away from the
church. Farore, Bumblebee, Rita, Mercy, and D.Va got there, too, with the
captive Pedro cursing under his breath and being dragged.
There, Hatchin demanded, "Tie him tight!", and Brendan, Michiko, Farore, Rita,
and Emerald did, treating the antagonist like Jesus Christ.
"YOU AND THE OTHERS WILL BURN IN HELL FOR THIS, HANA!" Pedro screamed.
After Pedro was tied tight, Hatchin, Brendan, Bumblebee, D.Va, Rita, Farore,
Emerald, and Michiko stabbed and slashed the antagonist in non-critical areas,
torturing him like he was nothing. Michiko's stalker and several others were
seeing it from below, but the proud OCs were taking pictures of it, wanting to
show them to their family and friends, other people that hated hypocritical,
religious buffoons like Pedro.
More came, and a few of them were shocked to see Pedro getting mistreated to
the extreme. Hatchin stabbed both of Pedro's eyes, and Pedro's screaming grew
louder. She then stabbed his tongue, leveling up the graphic violence.
"Finish him off in any type of way, Brendan!" Hatchin said.
Brendan just shot Pedro's legs with Handgun bullets, letting the antagonist
suffer more. Brendan had done many horrific things to his enemies in previous
missions, but this scene was more gruesome, more dark.
Dead. The OCs left, but the stalker remained in her spot.
"That's the end for Pedro!" Michiko said.
"He deserved it," Hatchin said.
"We'll drop you guys off at Yellowknife. We've been there before," D.Va said.
"When was the last time you two had been there?" Brendan asked.
"February 5, 2011. We were helping Mei and Tracer track down a Yellowknife
native, a trickster that had tricked Tracer in London," Mercy replied.
"I'll give my dudes the dough, then I'll wait to Drake to come to the church,"
Prior to Predo's death, Rita had learned about Drake's looks from Brendan.
"One question, Rita," Hatchin was now curious about someone's fate. "Have you
heard from Gino (Michiko and Hatchin)?
"He had died from a hit-and-run accident in 2006. The Brazil news was covering
it like crazy," Rita replied.
"Before we go, I want to say this. Rita, you look like someone I've met at
Yellowknife. She's hanging out with family with incest tendencies," Brendan
said.
"Fuck them, whoever they are! Incest sucks! Anyway, I've had a lot of fun with
you guys, especially you, Brendan! I hope we meet again!" Rita said.
Rita headed to her lair, and the others went to Yellowknife. As for the
stalker, she got mad, forcing herself to travel naturally.
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Yellowknife...
Brendan exchanged numbers with D.Va and Mercy.
"We'll call you when we need you, Brendan!" Buh-bye!" D.Va said before leaving
with Mercy.
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The hideout...
*call*
"Guess who is dead? Pedro!" Brendan was speaking to Din and Nayru on the phone.
"Pedro... We were originally going to call him for help, but we called Maple
and Ralph instead," Din said.
"Team Pedro was bad compared to Team Ralph and Team Maple. No, they're all bad!
Pedro's guys had outnumbered me, my friends, another friend and her gang during
a war, and they still lost. Before the war, I had set his church on fire and
killed his family," Brendan said.
"You fools will die, and we cannot wait!" Nayru said.
*end call*
~ Mission Fifty-One: Back to business ~ (Boss: Nanu) ~
11:59 a.m....
*call*
"You back yet, Brendan?" Nanu asked.
"Yeah, man," Brendan replied.
"The target came here while you and your gals were gone, visiting his online
friends for a couple of days. Skinny pedo tried to use an ice cream truck to
abduct two of my nieces in the mid-90s, later got arrested, and he got away
scott-free. Friggin' lawyer of his was known for helping criminals get away
with a crime 100% of the time, the same lawyer that freed that Lusamine
nutcase," Nanu said.
"Lusamine?" Brendan didn't know who Lusamine was.
"Some batshit insane woman with rich parents. Gal's the most unstable human
I've ever met in years. Nab an ice cream truck, get the sick freak out of the
house, wait for him to get closer, and blast him," Nanu said.
"Funny how you've identified some of your targets here," Brendan said.
"This city, Brendan. It's something special. It ain't just the name," Nanu
said.
"A woman once told me that it'd attract criminals," Brendan said.
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Near Good Cream...
Brendan nabbed the ice cream truck, while the driver was busying eating ice
cream. Brendan drove to the spot Nanu wanted him to go, north from Good Cream,
the target's only Yellowknife place he had ever visited. Brendan played the
generic ice cream truck, and the target and his weird-looking friends left the
house. When they got closer, Brendan smoked them all.
*call*
"His friends had to die, too. Just found out that they were former sex
offenders," Nanu said.
Reward: $7,000
Total Kills: 613
Legit Kills: 28 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce,
David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge,
and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten)
(Trigon) (Val-Yor) (Ralph and Maple) (Joana, Maria, Gabriel, and Pedro)
Non-Lethal Weapons: Spray Can
Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov
Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16
Assault Rifle, Grenade, Baseball Bat
Total money: $220,824.17
Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina)
Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo)
Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing)
Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity)
Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing)
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles)
Rampages: 10 of 10
Odd Jobs: 10 of 10
End of Chapter 26
Chapter End Notes
     Yeah, I had to make Pedro's death that controversial and super dark.
     Why? Because on Michiko and Hatchin, Joana, Maria, Gabriel, and Pedro
     had treated Hatchin like shit, and Hatchin did ABSOLutely nothing to
     those fuckers. Before being rescued by Michiko, Hatchin had
     retaliated, beating the shit out of Maria. That scene was one of my
     favorite Michiko and Hatchin scenes of all time.
     This saga has eight missions left, and the stalker's name will be
     revealed in the next chapter!
     More Overwatch characters will appear in later missions, including
     five GTA 5 antagonists, the same Overwatch antagonists Moon killed in
     that story. Dead Overwatch characters will be mentioned, too, the
     same characters that died prior to GTA 7's events, which, again,
     takes place in 2010, a year before GTA 6's events. Those dead
     characters were mentioned under the "list of gangs/cults" category in
     a GTA 5 bonus chapter.
***** Chapter 27 *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
~ Mission Fifty-Two: Interesting discoveries ~ (Boss: Madman)
*call*
"You are back, Brendan. I can see you from here," Madman was on a random
house's rooftop; the owners of that house weren't at home, they were driving
around the city.
"The heck are you, Madman?" Brendan asked, looking around. Six seconds later,
he found Madman. "There you are."
"Recent news had broke out in the world of cartoons, but I'd read a shocking
secret from a rare website as well. To know about that shocking secret, steal
evidence from a CSI laboratory at East Yellowknife, an RC-P90. An unlucky
victim was killed by it last night. Kill a CSI person in your sight," Madman
said.
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Near the CSI Laboratory...
The Handgun. It was the weakest option to use against anybody through the point
of Brendan's GTA adventure. He used it against an employee that was about to
open it with his exclusive CSI keys. Brendan took the keys before opening the
door. Every seen target was killed; they were no match for Brendan. The RC-P90
was founded on the seventh room from floor two, and three CSIs had died.
On his way out with the evidence, Brendan sent several officers straight to the
afterlife. He then occurred the usual way, getting away with crimes.
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Near Madman's spot...
"Here," Brendan gave Madman the evidence.
Madman showed Brendan the secret website from his mobile phone.
"www.ppgprivatedocuments.com. PPG stands for Powerpuff Girls. Powerblast Girls
was just a parody of it, but unlike most parodies, it was successful, if not
one of the best projects ever. Powerpuff Girls was created in 1985 and ended in
1989. A rich fan of Powerpuff Girls asked the creator permission for a parody
series. The creator agreed, letting the fan create the parody series. In the
mid-2000s, Drawn Together had parodied a pregnant Bubbles without the creator's
consent. The nineteenth document revealed that he had threatened to sue Drawn
Together and expose the show's many fake moments, as he was one of the few
people to know that Drawn Together was 95% fake. Drawn Together made a deal
with him, and the deal was them telling Comedy Central to cancel the Lemon AIDS
Walk episode and the creator telling Cartoon Network to stop airing Powerpuff
Girls reruns permanently, with the creator getting $500,000 from Drawn
Together. The creator accepted the deal, commencing all actions," Madman said.
"Compelling," Brendan said.
"Another document revealed that the creator and the rich fan didn't like
Powerblast Girl 2010's direction, and that they refused to group up with Killer
Moth, Bruce, David, Lenny, Constance, Ashley, The Brain, Monsieur Mallah,
Madame Rouge, and General Immortus and help Kitten here," Madman said.
"More?" Brendan asked.
"It's not related to the original series or the parody series, but it's about
Drawn Together, something that isn't part of the show," Madman replied. He
showed Brendan a picture of three pitiful and disgusting human beings getting
ready to have sex while holding confederate and neo-nazi flags.
"Farore was 100% right about her..." Brendan said.
"The self-hating woman will reveal her secret to the world on January 2, 2012
(GTA 4). Do not spread the secret. Everybody should know about it
simultaneously," Madman said.
"Who told you about www.ppgprivatedocuments.com?" Brendan asked.
"A sixty-two year old former writer of Powerpuff Girls," Madman replied.
"I won't spread the secret," Brendan promised.
~ Mission Fifty-Three: Stalker revealed ~ (Boss: Michiko and Hatchin)
Near the hideout/7:02 p.m...
"I can't hide from Michiko anymore... I must reveal myself to her..." the
stalker said, seeing Michiko, Hatchin, Farore, Aqualad, Nightwing, Zelda,
Brendan, Samus, Emerald, Speedy, Female Wii Fit Trainer, and Bumblebee chatting
with each other; Hatchin was feeding her baby.
Nine seconds later, the stalker came up to the group.
"Michiko!" the stalker said, stopping the conversation.
"The fuck is you?" Michiko asked.
"Atsuko Jackson," Atsuko replied, taking off her sunglasses and hat.
Hatchin and Michiko gasped.
"Atsuko!? Da fuq happened to yo hair? And why ain't you dressed like an
officer?" Michiko asked.
"You, Michiko," Atsuko replied.
"Uh... me!?" Michiko was confused.
"I-I-I love you... I've been in love with you since childhood... I was afraid
to admit it... I know I've arrested you a few times, and I am sorry... I am
really, really sorry..." Atsuko said.
"You love me!? Sorry, Jambo, but I've got a girl, and her name is Hatchin! And
you sorry for arresting me!? I ain't gonna forgive ya!" Michiko said.
"Please...? I'll do anything to put a smile on your face..." Atsuko really
wanted Michiko to forgive her.
Michiko sighed. "Fine, then... Steal some drugs with Brendan and we're even,"
Michiko said.
"Does that mean I get to live with you?" Atsuko asked.
"Yes," Nightwing replied for Michiko. "My team needs more drugs."
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In a van...
"What does Jambo mean?" Brendan asked.
"A Portuguese word for both some syzygium fruit and to refer to a dark or
brown-skinned person," Atsuko replied.
"What's your history with Michiko?" Brendan asked.
"We used to live in the same orphanage, and we were childhood friends. Years
later, I became a police officer, to act tough. I had to aid Michiko and
Hatchin during their adventure, before Michiko's second arrest... I had to end
my career as an officer, just to stalk Michiko, and Hatchin, and the baby...
non-stop. I love her, Brendan. I want to kiss her. I want her to kiss me. I
want to hug her. I want her to hug me. I want to fuck her. And I want her to
fuck me," Atsuko replied.
"I highly doubt she's going to allow the two of you do each other. She loves
Hatchin, and the way she talks to you, she hates you, even if we beat our
mission" Brendan said.
"She'll forgive me 100%, and we'll make love. I'm sure of it," Atsuko said.
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At the beach...
Here, Brendan and Atsuko saw eleven OCs dealing with (DJ) Mary (Pokemon) and
Karen (Pokemon). After the deal, Mary and Karen vanished to Goldenrod City.
Brendan and Atsuko eliminated the OCs, wanting all of their drugs.
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Near the hideout...
"We've got them," Atsuko said, dropping the drugs close to Nightwing.
"Pretty big, Atsuko," Nightwing smiled at Atsuko.
"That ain't bad, Atsuko," Michiko said.
"Does that mean we're even?" Atsuko asked.
"Yeah. Whatever," Michiko replied.
Total Kills: 634
Legit Kills: 28 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce,
David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge,
and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten)
(Trigon) (Val-Yor) (Ralph and Maple) (Joana, Maria, Gabriel, and Pedro)
Non-Lethal Weapons: Spray Can
Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov
Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16
Assault Rifle, Grenade, Baseball Bat
Total money: $220,524.17
Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina)
Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo)
Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing)
Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity)
Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing)
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles)
Rampages: 10 of 10
Odd Jobs: 10 of 10
End of Chapter 27
Chapter End Notes
     Mary and Karen have appeared! Remember them, the same mega drug lords
     that ordered Ash to do drug-related missions for them in GTA 1 and 2?
     They were one of Ragyo's many victims in GTA 2, getting killed off in
     the Secrets Saga.
     Atsuko, the stalker. That's her name. I thought she was an okay
     Michiko and Hatchin character.
     Brendan promised to hide that secret! But it makes sense because the
     world will be able to watch it together.
     I had to avoid ANOTHER plot-hole with the Powerpuff Girls/Powerblast
     Girls thing because in a GTA 5 chapter, Moon, some GTA 1-
     5 antagonists, and six Drawn Together characters had talked about
     Drawn Together being fake, and one of the antagonists mentioned that
     the pregnant Bubbles had appeared on one DT episode. Again, I'm
     trying to keep this series consistent as possible, not trying to act
     like the Dragon Ball series, the God of plot-holes.
     I'll repeat this a couple of times before posting GTA 8. GTA 8's dark
     content will start at the beginning of the story, with non-stop
     riots, violence, crimes, and Grand Theft Auto behavior occurring
     around the world. How? Again, it's not the ancient balls. They're in
     another dimension. It's something else. The non-stop dark content
     stops at the end of the storyline.
     Continuing on, every common Pokemon and common non-Pokemon character
     will get involved. Some OCs, like Ragyo's friends from her sex orgies
     and Rita's men, will get involved. Other common characters that got
     killed off before and during GTA 1-7 will also get involved, like
     some Overwatch and Dragon Ball series characters for example.
***** Chapter 28 *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
~ Mission Fifty-Four: Meeting the Overwatch gang ~ (Boss: D.Va and Mercy)
June 13/The hideout/1:31 a.m....
*ring*
"Who is this...?" Brendan sounded like half-asleep; Atsuko was sleeping next to
him on the floor, and Michiko, Hatchin, and the baby were sleeping on the bed.
"D.Va, the popular gamer!" D.Va replied.
"What do you want, D.Va...?" Brendan asked.
"Meet my angel's teammates and boss!" D.Va replied.
"Where are you guys...?" Brendan asked.
"The same spot where had we dropped you and your friends off!" D.Va replied.
"I'll get this over with..." Brendan said.
"Oh, wait! I want you to do something else for us! It's short and
uncomplicated!" D.Va said.
===============================================================================
London/Overwatch's headquarters/8:52 a.m.... (British Summer Time Zone)
The headquarters was big and expensive looking, but despite its size, there
weren't that many Overwatch members. The team as a whole was nearly
unstoppable, a short team that wouldn't desperately need many members to stay
alive for many years to come. However, two members didn't really care about the
team because they were planning on killing it off in the next several years.
"Hi, McCree (Overwatch)!" D.Va said, she, Brendan, and Mercy walked past the
smoker.
"Hello," McCree was a calm man, rarely showing intense emotions with an element
of carefreeness, he often acted polite and respectful towards both his team and
strangers but could be cocky at times, he was also appreciative of weapons and
preferred for them to be treated with care, and he was known for making
multiple references of Western films and culture due to his looks.
===============================================================================
In the food section...
"Brendan's just here to visit for a while!" Mercy was talking to Mei, Tracer,
and Winston (Overwatch); Mei and Tracer were making out on the table, while
Winston was reading a thought-provoking newspaper article about a horrific
massacre at Yellowknife's CSI laboratory and eating a banana. Winston cared
about Overwatch members to the point of calling them family, he liked peanut
butter and bananas, he was intelligent, and he hated being called a monkey.
"A gorilla in a gang...?" Brendan was addled.
"He's Overwatch's leader. Careful, though. He doesn't like being called a
monkey," Mercy said.
Zarya (Overwatch) came in.
"Is he new?" Zarya was very confident and never doubted her strength, often
bragging about being the strongest woman in the world.
"Just a friend. His name's Brendan," Mercy replied.
"Brendan, if you have any female friends, tell them that I am the strongest
woman ever, and I'll knock other women out so easily!" Zarya said.
"Same old Zarya. Let's continue on, Brendan," Mercy said.
===============================================================================
In the weapon section...
"Junkrat (Overwatch) and Roadhog (Overwatch), Brendan," Mercy said; the GTA 5
antagonists were surrounded by their explosive weapons while challenging each
other in an explosive match from Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories'
multiplayer mode on the PSP. Junkrat was a chaos-inducing maniac, having a
passion for explosions and destruction, he hated being tricked and taken
advantage of and was willing to do any job that allowed him to blow things up,
he was also a bit clumsy, he was pretty laid back in battle, and he,
surprisingly, knew manners. Roadhog was silent 95% of the time, he was callous
and sociopathic, showing no remorse to his victims and often laughing while
fighting, and in spite of his ruthless demeanor, Roadhog possessed traits that
contradicted to his behavior such as liking stuffed animals and ice cream.
"It looks like they love explosives," Brendan said.
"Junkrat, especially," Mercy said.
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In the memory section...
"And that's Widowmaker and Reaper (Overwatch), Brendan," Mercy said; the two
just stopped talking about disliking Overwatch. Reaper was a high-functioning
psychopath, having a passion for murder and vengeance and was willing to kill
even without a solid motivation, he was conceited and sadistic, often toying
with his enemies while having the upper hand, and in spite of how cold-hearted
he was, he didn't seem to mind cracking jokes related to death and The Grim
Reaper. 
"Mercy and her team call this room the memory section," D.Va said.
""Gabriel Reyes, Overwatch's most notorious enemy."," Brendan quoted while
looking at two photos of Reaper's real face; the left photo, Reaper's normal
look, was taken during Overwatch's original run and the right photo, Reaper's
mildly disfigured look, was taken in late 2005.
"He was one of Overwatch's old leaders during the organization's first run,"
Mercy said.
"The other old leader?" Brendan asked.
"Soldier: 76 (Overwatch), also known as Jack Morrison. Soldier: 76 had died in
Giza Plateau, Egypt almost six years ago, while Gabriel Reyes' fate is
unknown," Mercy replied. She did say that Gabriel Reyes' fate was unknown, but
she, D.Va, and the others, not counting Widowmaker, were unaware of his
presence because of his costume, a kick-ass costume.
"How did Soldier: 76 die?" Brendan asked.
"On November 30, 2005, we were in another war with Talon and Blackwatch,
Overwatch's enemies. After Overwatch's victory, we had discovered a giant base
from an enemy's phone, as well as Gabriel Reyes' picture. Soldier: 76 and Ana
(Overwatch), another deceased Overwatch member, went there alone. According to
Ana, Soldier: 76 had died from gunshot wounds to the head," Mercy replied.
"And Ana?" Brendan asked.
"Widowmaker and Reaper claimed that Ana had died during a mission in early
2006," Mercy replied, but in reality, Widowmaker and Reaper had secretly killed
Ana, a part of their plan. "Turn around."
Brendan turned around, and he saw photos of the deceased Overwatch members, the
common ones. ""In loving memory of Torbjorn Lindholm (Overwatch), Reinhardt
Wilhelm (Overwatch), Liao (Overwatch), Gerard Lacroix (Overwatch), Ana, and
Soldier: 76."," Brendan quoted.
"On July 28, 1997, Torbjorn, Reinhardt, Liao, and many other first Overwatch
members had died during an ugly war between Overwatch and Blackwatch, leaving
Ana and Soldier: 76 as the only survivors. Gerard, Widowmaker's old husband,
was shot by an unknown sniper in mid-2000, the time when we were at war with
our enemies. McCree had joined Overwatch the day after his death," Mercy said,
then she told Brendan who was who. The reason Gerard, a former Talon member,
had joined Overwatch was because of Widowmaker murdering his parents, but
before he had died, he never told any Overwatch member his legitimate reason on
why he wanted to join the group in the first place. One of Talon's rules was to
attempt to kill a former member and the former member's new team, ergo their
heated rivalry with Overwatch.
"What year did you join?" Brendan asked.
"1999. I was the first member of the newly Overwatch, which was born in 1998.
The original Overwatch was born in 1988, and its old headquarters was located
at Zurich, Switzerland, my birthplace," Mercy replied.
"And why are there many photos of you and Soldier: 76 together?" Brendan asked.
"I love him, that's why. We never got a chance to have sex... I was afraid to
ask him for some "hot coffee"..." Mercy replied.
"So, you're bisexual," Brendan said.
"I'm bisexual, too, and when I first saw Soldier: 76's sexy face, I fell in
love," D.Va said.
"If he was here today, we'd have threesomes with him, peace and quiet
threesome," Mercy said. "Anyway, let's commence the mission."
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The present...
"Yeah, the mates admitted that they had fantasized about them having threesome
with Soldier: 76, writing threesome fanfics and whatnot," Tracer said.
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In heaven...
"We love you, Soldier: 76," Mercy and D.Va said in unison, sitting on a light-
blue couch with him while fondling his crotch; all three were half-naked.
"You girls are the best," Soldier: 76 said, rubbing the women's butts.
Torbjorn, Reinhardt, Liao, Gerard, McCree, Winston, Lucio (Overwatch), Ana,
Pharah (Overwatch), a couple of dead OCs, several dead Dragon Ball series
characters, and dead common Pokemon and other non-Pokemon characters were
watching the action. Ever since Mercy and D.Va got into heaven last year, they
had countless threesomes with Soldier: 76.
~ Mission Fifty-Five: Bad fan ~ (Boss: D.Va and Mercy)
Lawrence, Kansas... (Central Unova Time Zone)
"Commit a known crime, and we'll guide you to a former fan's house. We know
where he lives," D.Va said.
In a semi-truck...
"Bad fan, huh?" Brendan said.
"He wanted to rape Mercy in the ass, jizz all over her lips, and feed her dog
food, or he'd hop off my bandwagon," D.Va explained.
"What kind of fan would say that stuff?" Brendan didn't expect to hear
something so bizarre.
"An idiot fan. He's the first one, hopefully the last. Real fans don't mind my
lesbian relationship with Mercy," D.Va said.
"Treat him like Pedro, Brendan," Mercy said.
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Near the bizarre target's house...
"D.Va's here!" D.Va just finished knocking on the floor. "And I've brought
Mercy with me!"
The fan rushed to the living room door, then he opened it.
"I'm all yours," Mercy said seductively.
"Tonight my lucky night! You're a real idol, D.Va!" the bizarre fan said.
"Sike!" D.Va and Mercy said together, tricking the bizarre fan.
Brendan popped out of the bushes, shooting the fan's arm. Brendan then shot
both twenty times. The bizarre fan was on the ground, shocked and scared.
"You fool! I'd never give away Mercy to a sick freak, especially a piece of
shit like you! You're a disgrace!" D.Va said.
Brendan jammed his Shotgun deep inside the weirdo's mouth, then he fired it,
gruesomely killing him.
"I like that, Brendan," Mercy said.
"I like it, too! Let's take you back home. We'll phone you again soon," D.Va
said.
Total Kills: 635
Legit Kills: 28 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce,
David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge,
and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten)
(Trigon) (Val-Yor) (Ralph and Maple) (Joana, Maria, Gabriel, and Pedro)
Non-Lethal Weapons: Spray Can
Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov
Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16
Assault Rifle, Grenade, Baseball Bat
Total money: $220,524.17
Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina)
Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo)
Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing)
Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity)
Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing)
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles)
Rampages: 10 of 10
Odd Jobs: 10 of 10
End of Chapter 28
Chapter End Notes
     I like D.VaxSoldier: 76xMercy, too! Every time I see Mercy, D.Va, and
     Soldier: 76 on the same team, my team or the opponent's team, I
     smile. It's a shame that I haven't seen Rule34 pics of them fucking
     each other. As for Safe For Work content, all I see is family-like
     pictures, with Soldier: 76 being the dad, Mercy being the mom, and a
     younger D.Va being the daughter. I'm planning on paying a commission
     of them fucking each other while ignoring battle, with three of their
     teammates being super pissed off at them. It costs a lot of money,
     but it's worth paying it.
     Overall, D.VaxSoldier: 76xMercy is one of my favorites OTPs of all
     time. Man, I can't wait to do GTA 8 and I can't wait to see that
     commission pic!
     Speaking of GTA 8, the traditional ~ Mission (insert number) and
     (Boss: ) won't appear in all chapters because the story will be about
     chaos only. However, I will include antagonists. The antagonists are
     Ragyo, Ragyo's mother, several professors from Pokemon, several
     Dragon Ball series characters, and a few other common non-Pokemon
     characters. Because Super Saiyan 1/2/3 Gohan exist in the GTA series,
     two Dragon Ball series antagonists will get transformations as
     dangerous gifts. Although I've said that I'll include antagonists,
     NONE OF THEM aren't final antagonists. Who's the final antagonist, a
     Pokemon character? Hint: She, along with several others, got
     mistreated in hell after GTA 2 and 5's events, and her mother and
     family attempted to kill her in 2009.
***** Chapter 29 *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
~ Mission Fifty-Six: Still not impressed ~ (Boss: Michiko and Hatchin)
At Funland/10:32 a.m....
No one was here but Brendan and the girls. The others males were at the
hideout; the adults were taking care of the baby. As for Drake, he was on his
way home. All females but Atsuko were doing lesbian things to each other.
Zelda, Samus, and Female Wii Fit Trainer were french-kissing each other,
Bumblebee and Farore were practicing lesbian things to each other for future
threesomes with Brendan, even though they still despised each other, and
Michiko and Hatchin were making out infront of Atsuko, who was pissed off at
Hatchin for making out with her "love".
"I can't take this anymore..." Atsuko thought. She couldn't deal with this any
longer. Prior to the Funland scene, Michiko and Hatchin were sharing each
other's foods during breakfast, they used sweet-talking words towards each
other, and they even made out infront of everybody.
Three minutes later, Zelda pulled out two strapons from a large sex-toy bag, a
large $19.87 bag that was bought yesterday. Zelda and her two girls took their
clothes off, but after that, a male thief, who had been in this park for eight
seconds, rushed to the bag before taking it.
"Stop, thief! He's getting away!" Zelda cried.
Brendan and Atsuko chased him. Unlucky for them, the thief was fast, if not the
fastest runner in Yellowknife. Even their firearm bullets didn't help them.
Brendan didn't want to use the Rocket Launcher because he might destroy the
bags and sex toys.
Getting serious, Atsuko began to run faster than Brendan, but she still wasn't
close to the thief. When she did, she shot and killed him. She grabbed the bag
of sex toys, and she and Brendan headed back to the gang.
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Funland...
"Here are the toys!" Atsuko sang, giving the girls their bags.
"Thanks!" Zelda, Female Wii Fit Trainer, and Samus said in unison.
"That thief was fast, but I didn't give up on running!" Atsuko said.
"Anyone coulda catch him," Michiko wasn't impressed; she had her right arm on
Hatchin's shoulder's. "Let's get back to business, Hatchin!"
"Yes, my Michiko!" Hatchin agreed, then the girls made out again, upsetting
Atsuko a lot more.
"What the hell...?" Nanu came to the park, seeing a familiar face. Who was it?
Atsuko. "She's here with Brendan...? Could it be the same gal...?"
~ Mission Fifty-Seven: A shocking past ~ (Boss: Nanu)
The hideout/12:05 p.m....
*call*
"I've found another target, but he's not as vital as the next one," Nanu was
also doing some research before the call, making sure that Atsuko was the right
target.
"Two targets?" Brendan said.
"Beat the first mission, and I'll explain the backstory on the second one,"
Nanu said.
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Near Roller World...
"Ya see that bum with the orange hat, lime pants, and gray shirt? The mongoloid
had set Honolulu's skating rink on fire, nearly killing my cousin's best friend
since 1st grade. Commit arson on that jabroni," Nanu said.
Brendan used the Flamethrower on the right target, ending him and scaring a few
people away.
"Now, look at the next victim," Nanu showed Brendan an online photo of Atsuko,
Din, and Nayru hugging each other.
"Atsuko hugging Din and Nayru!?" Brendan easily recognized Atsuko because of
the same make-up and earrings.
"This is the same article from October 27, 2004, the same month, day, and year
when my oldest brother, his gang, the Neo-Cornhuskers, and his family were
murdered at Lincoln, Nebraska. The article said that Atsuko, a Brazil cop on
vacation, had "saved" the famous singer and famous dancer, Nayru and Din, from
the gang alone. That story's a lie," Nanu said.
"Din and Nayru's gangs were there?" Brendan guessed.
"The story also said that they didn't "travel" with anybody else. But in 2002,
I'd heard that they had strong followers, debunking the bs story. So, you're
right," Nanu said.
"I'm about to call Din and Nayru, Nanu. They and an enemy of mine are hiding
somewhere, but they'll be back here soon," Brendan said.
*call*
"Have one of you remembered a woman named Atsuko on October 27, 2004?" Brendan
asked Nayru and Din.
"We both remembered the Brazilian woman, Brendan! She's a great helper, and
she's a great dirty cop!" Din replied.
"We had called her a few months ago and wanted her to help us take down Team
Nightwing, but she said she was busy stalking some woman, another one, and a
baby," Nayru said.
"This dirty cop here will make sure that Atsuko dies, and when you two come
back, I'll try my best to murder ya!" Nanu said.
"A friend of yours, Brendan?" Nayru asked.
"Brendan and I ain't friends, bitch, but he's been helping me seeking justice
for my family and my family's friends!" Nanu didn't let Brendan reply.
"Neo-Cornhuskers were a part of your family? They had to die! One of my biggest
fans was in a coma for two days because of them!" Nayru said.
*end call*
"Atsuko's at my boss' hideout. You'll have to explain Atsuko's relationship
with Din and Nayru to Nightwing before taking action," Brendan said.
"Got it," Nanu agreed.
Total Kills: 636
Legit Kills: 28 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce,
David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge,
and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten)
(Trigon) (Val-Yor) (Ralph and Maple) (Joana, Maria, Gabriel, and Pedro)
Non-Lethal Weapons: Spray Can
Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov
Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16
Assault Rifle, Grenade, Baseball Bat
Total money: $220,524.17
Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina)
Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo)
Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing)
Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity)
Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing)
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles)
Rampages: 10 of 10
Odd Jobs: 10 of 10
End of Chapter 29
Chapter End Notes
     Yeah, shit just got real. There are three missions left in the
     Michiko and Hatchin saga. Then, the final saga, Bloodyknife Saga,
     will commence.
     By the way, the hot coffee stuff from the previous chapter was a
     reference to Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas' controversial and
     unfinished mod. Man, I remembered that news blowing up the world back
     in 2005. Good times.
     Two GTA 7 female protagonists will appear in the Bloodyknife Saga. In
     GTA 1, they had briefly appeared in the first wild party mission, but
     they didn't appear in the second one.
     Notice my new logo? That logo will be essential in GTA 8. It's one of
     Moon's super important weapons, a necklace, to use during the non-
     stop chaos, and San Antonio, the logo's city, plays a mega major part
     of the storyline.
***** Chapter 30 *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
~ Mission Fifty-Eight: Stealing international money ~ (Boss: Atsuko)
Near the hideout...
"Atsuko, you are dead!" Brendan yelled, getting everybody's attention,
including Drake, who just came back.
"Dead!? What the hell did I do!?" Atsuko yelled.
"Din and Nayru! You had affiliated with them on October 27, 2004, killing one
of my families, the Neo-Cornhuskers, my late brother's family!" Nanu replied.
"The Neo-what!? Din and Nayru!?" Atsuko pretended like she never knew about the
discontinued team and the antagonists.
"Don't play stupid with us! I have proof!" Brendan said before showing Atsuko
and Team Nightwing the same photo Nanu had showed him minutes ago.
Team Nightwing, except for the baby, gasped at the same time.
"More proof? Do it, Nanu," Brendan said.
Nanu played his mini-tape recorder, furthering the proof. The proof was Nanu
and Brendan's recent conversation with Nayru and Din; Nanu had secretly
recorded it.
The adults on Team Nightwing glared at Atsuko.
"Atsuko. I, leader of Team Nightwing, sentence you to die!" Nightwing said.
"The hell you won't!" Atsuko shouted, quickly getting behind Hatchin and
holding her like a hostage.
"Michiko!" Hatchin cried; the baby started crying.
"DON'T KILL HER, ATSUKO!" Michiko cried.
"I won't kill her as long as I get what I want!" Atsuko said.
"What do you want, Atsuko!? We'll give you anything!" Michiko cried again.
"ANYTHING! Brendan, call those two friends of yours! You and your other friends
had teleported out of Leme with them!" Atsuko said.
*call*
"Mercy, D.Va, get to the hideout ASAP! Hatchin and her baby are in trouble!"
Brendan said.
"Yes, sir!" Mercy and D.Va said in unison.
*end call*
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A few minutes later...
"Here we are!" Mercy showed up with D.Va.
"How did you guys disappear!?" Atsuko asked. "Answer fast or I'll blow this
bitch's brains out!"
"These!" Mercy and D.Va replied together, showing Atsuko their teleport
devices.
"How does it work!?" Atsuko asked.
"Use the search engine or the letter category to find a a city or town, then
press the teleport button to go to that place. To unlock undiscovered places,
visit them with the device. Do not overheat it. If you do, you'll have to wait
for a few hours to use it again," Mercy explained, deleting most places from
her device.
"Compelling. Give me the device!" Atsuko said, then Mercy gave away her device
to the antagonist. "Complete three of my objectives, and I'll let Hatchin and
the baby go! The first one is steal $10,000 of Australian money!" Atsuko said.
"We can do that!" Michiko said.
"I ain't, Atsuko! I ain't takin' orders from you!" Bumblebee said.
"We don't need you, anyway! Let's get going, mates!" Farore said.
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Sydney, Australia/June 14; 4:29 p.m.... (Australian Eastern Time Zone)
"Guys, I've obliterated 99% of the places from my device. We can find her in
Ann Arbor, Michigan or Columbus, Ohio," Mercy reminded.
"Great job. We can't let a friend of Din and Nayru live," Nightwing said.
"I'm not sure if Brendan have told his others friends this, but I do not commit
crimes. I heal allies," Mercy said.
"We're okay with that, miss," Nightwing said.
"I'm Mercy," Mercy said.
"And I am D.Va!" D.Va said.
Two minutes and three seconds later, the gang spotted nine businessmen coming
out of a tall international building, International Service. Mercy's allies
started holding them at gunpoint, beating them up, and shooting their non-
critical areas, attracting the police and other different people. Emerald and
D.Va wiped them out, and the businessmen's money got stolen. Emerald and D.Va
stole the dead officer's money as well.
~ Mission Fifty-Nine: Stealing more international money ~ (Boss: Atsuko)
Near the hideout...
"Here, Atsuko!" Brendan said, throwing the bag of Australian money to the
antagonist.
Atsuko looked inside the bag. "Many $100s, and the bag's heavy," Atsuko then
looked at her enemies. "Now, nab $20,000 of Swedish krona!"
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Stockholm, Sweden/8:40 p.m.... (Central European Time Zone)
It was dark, but without hesitation, Mercy's allies began attacking every seen
human, even the homeless. The Swedish officers weren't intimidated, however,
retaliating with scary weapons, Desert Eagles. Brendan got damaged four times,
but Mercy healed him, kissing him on the left cheek.
"MY FAMILY'S IN FUCKIN' DANGER!" Michiko screamed, murdering the Swedish cops.
A rich-looking guy ran, but Nanu shot his legs, putting him down. Nanu took
$5,000 from him. Zelda, Samus, Drake, and Female Wii Fit Trainer went into a
nearby giant mart. They shot the ceiling, telling the employees and customers
not to move. The opposing people raised their arms and hands, feeling scared.
The others went in, and Mercy's allies took money from the cash registers and
people.
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Near the hideout...
"Now, release them!" Brendan said, tossing the krona to Atsuko.
"$200, $500, and $1,000 kronas!" Atsuko was looking at the bag. Then, she
smiled at Michiko. "The third task. Give Michiko to me. We'll start a new life
together, and Michiko will love it!"
"She's yours," Nightwing said.
Atsuko released Hatchin and the baby, and Michiko came to Atsuko. Atsuko then
vanished to Ann Arbor, Michigan with Michiko.
"Do not worry, Hatchin. They either went to Ann Arbor or Columbus. We'll go to
Ann Arbor first," Nightwing said.
"One of you watch my baby for a couple of minutes! I want to save my Michiko
from that BITCH!" Hatchin said.
Total Kills: 638
Legit Kills: 28 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce,
David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge,
and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten)
(Trigon) (Val-Yor) (Ralph and Maple) (Joana, Maria, Gabriel, and Pedro)
Non-Lethal Weapons: Spray Can
Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov
Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16
Assault Rifle, Grenade, Baseball Bat
Total money: $220,524.17
Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina)
Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo)
Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing)
Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity)
Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing)
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles)
Rampages: 10 of 10
Odd Jobs: 10 of 10
End of Chapter 30
Chapter End Notes
     One GTA protagonist and his harem, eleven women, won't get involved
     in the chaos in GTA 8. Instead, they'll stay trapped, and one of his
     women will become possessed by a GTA 8 antagonist and try to kill
     Moon a couple of times until late in the story where all twelve
     characters are freed. Moon and other protagonists will defend
     themselves, their allies, and their love ones, even though the allies
     and love ones will have to force themselves to kill opposing people.
     The GTA 8 protagonist is Moon for obvious reasons. It's not Ash
     because he already has two roles as a protagonist, GTA 1 and GTA 2.
***** Chapter 31 *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
~ Mission Sixty: Atsuko to Bye-Bye ~ (Boss: Hatchin)
Ann Arbor, Michigan... (Central Unova Time Zone)
"Da cavalry has arrived, hoe!" Michiko said; Atsuko was about to jack a ride.
"Damn it...!" Atsuko cursed.
Michiko surprised the antagonist with a hard sucker punch to the forehead.
Then, Michiko ran to her allies, with Atsuko still being stunned from the
sucker punch. After a hot, sexy, and brief hug from Michiko and Hatchin, the
armed criminals fired at Atsuko. But Atsuko got away with the same ride.
"Let's nab some rides!" Hatchin said.
Hatchin, Michiko, Farore, Samus, Zelda, and Female Wii Fit Trainer rode in a
van, Mercy and D.Va rode in a sports car, Brendan and Nightwing rode on
motorcycles, Nanu rode in a regular-looking car with a decent amount of
horsepower, and the other males rode in another van, a smaller one. The only
ally that wasn't here was Bumblebee, who was busy watching the baby while
talking to herself.
The police took part of the chase, but the armed criminals assaulted them with
blazing gunfire, blowing up their vehicles and killing them off. Atsuko used
her Shotgun against her enemies, slowing them down and making the pursuit more
difficult. Speaking of which, more cops butted in.
"Go away already!" Samus yelled, using the hell out of her SMG against the
cops.
Brendan annihilating the four cop cars caused him star number four, and the
SWAT team got into the mix. The gang was lucky that Atsuko hadn't thought about
disappearing because Atsuko was so madly in love with Michiko, and Atsuko would
rather try her best to take Michiko back right now than fleeing the easy way.
This wild car chase scene wouldn't happened if Atsuko had went to Columbus,
Ohio with Michiko. Before this, Atsuko didn't question Mercy on why there were
two places on her teleport device. The reason she didn't answer that question
was because of her scary obsession with Michiko, thinking about her non-stop
and desperately wanting to live with her forever.
"Die, you friggin' pigs, die!" Emerald shouted, still triggering his M16
Assault Rifle.
"This is getting more complicated!" Nightwing said, dodging bullets.
"I'VE POPPED ONE OF HER TIRES!" Hatchin wasn't lying.
But in spite of that part, Atsuko was still driving like a pro.
"DRIVE FASTER!" Drake yelled, holding a Grenade Launcher.
Brendan and Nightwing drove faster, and Drake launched several grenades. The
grenades went off, exploding five SWAT vehicles. Farore, Aqualad, and Speedy
took care of the SWAT helicopters above, and Brendan handled three new SWAT
vehicle. That there gave him star number five.
"The fuckin' FBI!" Brendan cursed, seeing a couple of FBI cars spawn.
"The hell with this!" Hatchin said, getting on top of the van's roof. "I WANT
YOU TO GO AWAY FOREVER, ATSUKO!" Hatchin shouted, focusing on Atsuko.
"My tire's hit! Get close to me, Brendan! I'll ride with you!" Nightwing said.
Brendan slowed down a little. Close to Brendan, Nightwing hopped off his
motorcycle, and he got behind Brendan. Nightwing wasted all of his Flash
Grenades on the FBI, and it worked, causing them to crash into random objects
and harming and killing random adults. Hatchin popped another tire. Atsuko
tried to murder Hatchin, but Hatchin hardly dodged the bullet, almost hitting
the lower part of her right leg. Hatchin hit the last two tires, and Atsuko
couldn't take good control of her vehicle. Nine seconds later, Atsuko fatally
collided with a "Columbus, Ohio and Ohio State Buckeyes suck" bus, getting
knocked out.
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Yellowknife/Near the hideout...
"My head..." Atsuko was waking up.
"You're awake, Atsuko," Hatchin and the gang got her surrounded; Brendan had
his Silencer next to Atsuko's head.
"Now, watch this!" Michiko said.
Hatchin and Michiko made out, they made loud moaning noises, and they rubbed on
each other's butts. Mercy, D.Va, Zelda, Samus, Female Wii Fit Trainer, and
Farore loved it, Emerald loved it, too, and the other males didn't mind it, but
Atsuko got steaming mad while shedding tears.
After ten minutes, Michiko, Hatchin, and Brendan executed Atsuko.
"Glad that's out of the way. Gonna get something to eat in the hideout," Drake
said.
Everybody but Nanu, Mercy, D.Va, and Brendan joined Drake, and Nanu headed to
his hotel room.
"We'll hang around here for a few hours, Brendan. My device needs plenty of
rest," D.Va said.
"When we're done here, we'll revisit the places I've deleted on my device,"
Mercy said.
~ Mission Sixty-One: Previous protagonists via timeline ~ (Boss: D.Va and
Mercy)
The hideout/1:49 p.m....
*call*
"Brendan, we've found a few friends of ours! Like you, two of them had done
lots of GTA shit last year! Meet us at Funland!" D.Va said.
Funland...
"Brendan, the ex-military soldier... More like a male stripper that strips for
queers. You look like one," Giselle (Pokemon) said, but she wasn't homophobic.
Giselle was 5'7, she weighed 135 lbs., she was thirty-five years old, she used
to be a bully during childhood, she could be mean to some people sometimes, she
was smart, she hated SJWs with a passion, she was invulnerable to criticism,
she wasn't afraid of anyone holding a weapon near her face, she loved her
girlfriend so much, she was a former professor at the University of Fuchsia,
Waco, Texas was one of her hated places in the world, and she was born a
vicious killer.
"Giselle's my girlfriend's name. I'm Casey (Pokemon)," Casey said. Casey was
5'3, she weighed 110 lbs., she was twenty-five years old, she used to be an
unstoppable and professional softball player until a bad accident had occurred
on August 23, 2009, she rarely used a swear word, she wasn't as much a criminal
compared to Giselle, she used to be poor until the age of six where her parents
discovered her true talents as a softball player and used her to compete in
illegal and hidden softball matchups for hordes of money, she loved baseball
and she'd keep up with Major League Baseball, Little League World Series,
College Baseball, and other league scores, she'd attend all World Series games,
and she knew a lot about the history of baseball and softball.
"I'm just Joe (Pokemon; Kanto)," Joe was dressed like a stereotypical nerd. He
used to get bullied a lot by Giselle.
"My former punching bag!" Giselle said.
"Wait, Casey, I think I've seen you on a Youtube video once," Brendan said.
"As a professional softball player? Those days are long gone," Casey said.
"Why did you quit?" Brendan asked.
"My first at-bat caused a pitcher to go into comatose mode, but she regained
consciousness on March of 2010. I thought about resuming my career. But I've
decided to choose the GTA lifestyle and stay with Giselle," Casey replied.
"Right move!" Giselle said. "Anyway, what the hell happened between you and
your military, Brendan?"
"I had assaulted my military enemy, Brodie. The punk had paid four thugs to
steal my friend's drugs and money and kill him, but they all failed," Brendan
replied. "He's currently hiding with my other enemies, but they'll be back
soon."
"Kanto's Fuchsia City was wild last year. I was on a four-month vacation during
that time," Mercy said.
"Yeah, it was! We had to deal with six Yankees from Bullworth, New England,
more victims, and some ninja dude's younger sister. The latter fought me and
Casey like some generic final boss character from a video game," Giselle said.
"She was a tough cookie," Casey said.
"Time's up, Brendan. We're done with you, for now. Get lost and wear makeup,
fruitcake," Giselle said.
"Then, I'll leave," Brendan said, going to back to the hideout.
"We'll contact you later, Brendan!" D.Va said.
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The present...
"Casey and Giselle... I believe I had met them briefly at (Officer) Jenny's
(Pokemon) first wild party," Ash said.
"Last year, they had participated at Team Val and Oly's anti-SJW rampage
mission! Giselle was talking a lot of shit against SJWs!" Burnet said.
Total Kills: 652
Legit Kills: 29 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce,
David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge,
and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten)
(Trigon) (Val-Yor) (Ralph and Maple) (Joana, Maria, Gabriel, and Pedro)
(Atsuko)
Non-Lethal Weapons: Spray Can
Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov
Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16
Assault Rifle, Grenade, Baseball Bat
Total money: $220,524.17
Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina)
Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo)
Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing)
Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity)
Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing)
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles)
Rampages: 10 of 10
Odd Jobs: 10 of 10
End of Chapter 31
Chapter End Notes
     Giselle and Casey are the GTA 7 protagonists! GTA 6 isn't the only
     story where other protagonists are introduced. Burnet and Cheren were
     introduced in GTA 1, Red was introduced in GTA 3, Hilbert was
     introduced in GTA 3, and Moon was introduced in a deleted GTA 1
     scene. Red's introduction in GTA 2, in mission ninety-eight, had a
     bit of hints on his past partnership with Ragyo and her gang of
     friends and Valerie and Olympia in GTA 3, with the latter two being
     under the same gang with him.
     It's not much, but I'll develop more of Casey and Giselle's
     personalities and traits in GTA 7. BTW, Casey and Giselle were really
     part of that anti-SJW mission in GTA 5. All scenes are deleted
     scenes.
     GTA 7's final antagonist! If any of you have watched one of the
     Fuchsia City episodes from the Pokemon anime before, you know who the
     final antagonist is. Hint: "some ninja dude's younger sister."
     It was friggin hard to think of a female final antagonist for GTA 7's
     storyline. I'm not even lying.
     And yeah, Casey and Giselle WILL appear in GTA 8.
     Joe had appeared in a GTA 3 mission, with him getting killed for
     having great luck at Snowbelle City's casino. But again, every dead
     common character and OC, previous antagonists, common enemies, and OC
     friends and enemies of common characters, WILL get involved in the
     gruesome chaos/war.
     Mercy and D.Va will appear in GTA 7. Man, I can't get enough of this
     pairing! Before going to work, I had played Overwatch a little. My
     team had lost, but during the opposing team's victory scene, D.Va had
     leaned next to Mercy, and it was hot. This wasn't the only time it
     had happened. D.Va can do the same pose to other characters as well,
     but the only characters I want to see her lean next to are Soldier:
     76 and Mercy.
     In real life, Ann Arbor's college football team, Michigan Wolverines,
     and Columbus' college football team, Ohio State Buckeyes, hate each
     other with a passion.
     I really love Giselle and Casey as a couple. In 2012, I had created a
     story called "An Adventure of Fluffy Love", and it was about May,
     Misty, and many MANY other pokegirls constantly having sex with each
     other in May's house. Also, there were many yuri couples, with
     GisellexCasey being one of them. I was criticized by some for having
     too many pokegirls living under the same roof, wanting some of them
     to go home. It wasn't a decent story overall, but I was just doing it
     for fun.
     Even though they don't fit in the same genre, Team Val and Oly and
     its headquarters, the mansion, is kinda inspired by that story, but
     unlike An Adventure of Fluffy Love, most of Valerie and Olympia's
     employees have different hideouts/homes, meaning that they don't have
     to spend the night there all the time.
***** Chapter 32 *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
~ Mission Sixty-Two: Borrowing ~ (Boss: Madman)
The hideout/10:21 p.m....
*call*
"Beat the final several missions for me, and I'll reveal my true identity,"
Madman said.
"What shall I do now?" Brendan asked.
"Despite the deaths of Cartoon Network, Teen Giants Go!, and Turner
Broadcasting System, "Bring back Cartoon Network" and "Bring back Teen Giants
Go!", two Twitter accounts and serious campaigns on the internet, former
members of "Teen Challenge", plan on reviving the two. The number of signatures
from their petition on Change.org have reached one-million in six hours, but
they need one-million to go. Change.org isn't the only targeted website.
GoFundMe.com is the other one. Their goal is to get $500,000,000, and they've
gained $250,000,000. The groups have a mansion at Seattle, Washington. Delete
them, and delete their accounts," Madman replied.
"Seattle sounds far," Brendan said.
"Hours ago, a friend of yours had explained your enemy on how to use a
"teleport device". I didn't just hear the conversation. I've seen you and the
others disappear, too. Borrow one. The other last missions will be available
outside of Yellowknife," Madman said.
Outside the hideout/A few minutes later...
"Here ya go, luv! Don't break it!" Tracer gave her device to Brendan, standing
with Mercy, D.Va, and Mei. "Have good fun murdering the bloody fanboys! They
and their show both suck!"
"Whenever you're done, come to Overwatch's headquarters. Widowmaker and Reaper
want you to do a few missions with them," Mercy said.
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Seattle, Washington... (Pacific Time Zone)
The destination was far from the spot Brendan had entered the city. So the
fastest way to get there was to use a motorcycle, a vehicle that was all over
the city. Brendan getting one didn't get him in trouble; the victim had never
snitched in his life.
At the mansion, the shortest one in Seattle, Brendan went crazy against the
unarmed targets, looking like a killer that never loved anybody. Half of the
mansion was covered with "Teen Giants Go! forever" and "Cartoon Network is our
childhood" campaign art, the same ones from their accounts; all victims were
wearing shirts of the art, too.
Brendan located a laptop in a room from the second and last floor. Brendan
didn't need to log in because all accounts were already logged in. If it was
the other way around, Brendan would get Bumblebee to help him hack into the
accounts.
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Fifty seconds later...
*call*
"The accounts are dead as a door nail, Brendan," Madman said.
*end call*
~ Mission Sixty-Three: Back to Hoenn ~ (Boss: Widowmaker and Reaper)
London/June 14/Overwatch's headquarters...
"Need me?" Brendan asked the GTA 5 antagonists.
"An expert sniper and killer lover wants us to rendezvous with him at some land
in Castelia City. Let's get there before he seeks somebody else," Widowmaker
replied.
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Castelia City/June 14/The rendezvous spot...
"We have arrived, Laptrap (Cluefinders; human form)," Widowmaker said.
"I thought you guys would never show up. Let's get the fun started!" Laptrap
was part of the Cluefinders gang, a gang of assassins. He was biracial, being
white and black; he also had a smaller percentage of Asian and Hispanic in him.
"Y'all trespassing our white land! Leave!" a worthless, disgusting human being
shouted, making the mass murderers see her and her two racist lovers. Foxxy
Love (Drawn Together) said it, and Widowmaker, Laptrap, and Reaper were
stupefied to see her with Princess Clara (Drawn Together) and The King (Drawn
Together). Foxxy's attire was just a confederate hat, a confederate bra, and
confederate panties.
"I'll explain the story when we get to Mauville City," Brendan said before
teleporting there with his allies.
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Mauville City/June 14/1:38 p.m.... (Japan Time Zone)
In a car...
"Drawn Together's fake, and the self-hating bitch never loved her own race.
She'll tell the world about her secret on January 2, 2012," Brendan explained.
"I won't tell anybody else about it."
"I'll keep my mouth shut, too," Reaper said.
"That's seven months away, which isn't long. I'm with you and Reaper,"
Widowmaker agreed.
"I always thought she strongly loved her race. Boy, I was wrong... I'll remain
silent until that day comes," Laptrap said.
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On Repairville's rooftop...
"Payback time, scumbags," Laptrap said; he, Brendan, and Widowmaker were
looking through their Sniper Rifles, and Reaper was looking through his
binoculars.
The place the criminals were targeting was Not Just Bacon, Mauville's famous
24/7 restaurant. Twenty hours ago, the owners of the restaurant, two cousins,
had snitched on Laptrap for drug dealing behind their place, and the cops
almost took away his life.
The snipers began shooting at random, hitting civilians in and outside the
restaurant and frightening the owners, employees, and others. Drake (Pokemon;
Hoenn), Glacia (Pokemon), Phoebe (Pokemon), and some OCs got out fast, but the
snipers kept shooting, killing three OCs and hitting the future rapists. But
despite getting hit, the future rapists got away.
"Jesus, my right arm!" Glacia cried, putting pressure on her wound.
"Now, we get in and continue to terminate without extreme prejudice!" Laptrap
said.
In the restaurant, Brendan, Laptrap, and the GTA 5 antagonists wasted every
spotted human except for the owners, who were on their knees and begging for
forgiveness. Refusing to accept their forgiveness, Laptrap shot their legs.
Then, he and the other murderers wasted them.
"Oh, I love killing so much," Widowmaker said.
"I second that! Thanks a ton!" Laptrap said.
Reward: $100,000
Total Kills: 689
Legit Kills: 29 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce,
David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge,
and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten)
(Trigon) (Val-Yor) (Ralph and Maple) (Joana, Maria, Gabriel, and Pedro)
(Atsuko)
Non-Lethal Weapons: Spray Can
Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov
Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16
Assault Rifle, Grenade, Baseball Bat
Total money: $320,524.17
Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina)
Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo)
Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing)
Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity)
Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing)
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles)
Rampages: 10 of 10
Odd Jobs: 10 of 10
End of Chapter 32
Chapter End Notes
     Shit, I've forgot to explain the scrapped plans in the last chapter's
     notes. I apologize.
     Anyway, my original idea in the Michiko and Hatchin saga was to have
     Michiko and Hatchin as antagonists. The other original idea was to
     let Michiko and Hatchin kill off Bumblebee in mission fifty,
     originally the last mission of the saga. And finally, Nightwing
     decided to adopt the baby, due to Michiko and Hatchin's deaths.
     Why did I have to get rid of those ideas? Because Michiko and Hatchin
     as antagonists don't make sense. It's just them constantly disobeying
     Nightwing, which had nothing to do with affiliating with Din and
     Nayru. Had I slapped the original idea, Michiko and Hatchin would be
     filler antagonists, and Atsuko wouldn't.
     Also, Pedro and his family don't exist in the original plan.
     Seriously, though. I'm glad I had chosen the second idea, to make it
     more related to Din and Nayru, and to avoid more filler.
     Mas Y Menos, Speedy, and Aqualad also died in the original plan.
     Laptrap didn't appear in other GTA stories, but three GTA 3
     antagonists, Cluefinders characters, had attended his funeral during
     the storyline, taking a small breaking on attempting to assassinate
     Red. How did he die? A deadly colon cancer.
     Update on Overwatch. I'm currently on Level 63 and I still have the
     same username.
     Yeah... They all had appeared on the same mission. And the R word! I
     had to put it there, too.
***** Chapter 33 *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
~ Mission Sixty-Four: More love for violence ~ (Boss: Widowmaker and Reaper)
"Where to next?" Brendan asked.
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College Park, Maryland... (Eastern Unova Time Zone)
"See that guy in the Terrapin costume? He's been acting weird ever since we saw
him early morning," Widowmaker said.
"He might be on drugs," Brendan said.
"He's on his motorcycle. Better tail him," Reaper said; the target took off.
"This is gonna be sweet!" Laptrap wanted to hang out with the three a little
more.
A civilian was about to get inside his car, but Widowmaker and Laptrap both
shot and killed the poor guy. After tailing the target for a while, they
crashed into his home of rare alcohol. Seeing intruders, the target and his
Terrapin costume buddies instantly attacked them, but the four fought back with
their overpowered weapons.
"DIE, DIE, DIE!" Reaper shouted, going crazy with his two Shotguns.
"Pathetic amateurs!" Widowmaker insulted the Maryland Terrapins fans,
eliminating five of them.
"More are spawning like video game enemies!" Laptrap said, killing six enemies
from another room.
"The more they appear, the better!" Widowmaker was displaying her persona,
murdering five targets from the kitchen. "Whoever's left, come on out and face
us like brave soldiers!"
More came from nearby homes and the backyard. The targets' only advantage was
the number of them, but their disadvantage was their level of survival
experience, way lower than Widowmaker, Laptrap, Reaper, and Brendan's;
Widowmaker was right about them.
"That's right, keep coming!" Widowmaker was scoring headshot kills; the men
were hitting other important areas like the throat and heart.
After tons of murdering, the four found a semi truck in the back.
"What's in the truck?" Brendan said. He opened it, and he and company saw loads
of alcohol that looked illegal.
"I've never seen this kind of alcohol before," Widowmaker said, taking a close
look at one of the bottles.
""Made in Columbia." "Drink at your on risk.", Brendan quoted the only two
messages on a bottle. "Probably illegal."
~ Mission Sixty-Five: Protecting the alcohol ~ (Boss: Widowmaker and Reaper)
*call*
"What, Mei?" Widowmaker sounded mad.
"Are you and Reaper in Unova, friend?" Mei asked.
"No shit," Widowmaker replied rudely.
"If you two are close to Charlottesville, Virginia with any type of substance,
feel free to help me, Mercy, D.Va, and Tracer deal with some Virginia Cavaliers
fans!"
"Wait for a few hours," Widowmaker accepted going to Charlottesville because of
Tracer, her ex-girlfriend, being there.
*end call*
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Charlottesville, Virgina... (three hours and thirty-seven minutes later)
"Made it!" Widowmaker stopped infront of Tracer, Mei, D.Va, Mercy, and the drug
dealers; Reaper was sitting next to Widowmaker in the truck, and Laptrap and
Brendan had driven motorcycles.
"'Bout time, mates! We can get this started!" Tracer said.
"WE WON'T ALLOW IT TO HAPPEN!" someone shouted like a real redneck, distracting
his group's chosen targets.
"Oh, no, they're nearby us! Don't let them burn that truck!" a Virginia
Cavaliers fan, the tallest one, said.
"West Virginia Mountaineers fans love to ruin fun in Charlottesville!" another
Virginia Cavaliers fan, a four-eyed fan, reminded.
Brendan, Laptrap, Widowmaker, and three Virginia Cavaliers fans got on top of
the truck, and the others remained below. The armed criminals then took action,
stopping the enemies from trying to set the truck on fire. A new West Virginia
Mountaineers fan flung his Molotov Cocktail before getting shot by Tracer, but
Widowmaker one-shot the Molotov Cocktail like a pro, and the fire landed on the
streets, fifteen inches away from her downward allies.
"New enemies!" Brendan informed before dropping down and rushing to the extra
enemies.
Brendan gave most of them a taste of his own burning medicine, his
Flamethrower, not his Molotov Cocktails. The last opposing fan fled like crazy,
but Widowmaker got him with one headshot.
After the deal...
"Need to hit the bed! I'm looking forward to killing new bums with you friendly
people again!" Laptrap said before teleporting away.
"Tracer and I will step down from crimes because we're going to do the nasty!"
Mei said. She kissed Tracer's left cheek, and Widowmaker quietly growled at
her.
"You're the best, luv!" Tracer said before kissing Mei back.
Tracer, Mei, D.Va, and Mercy left.
"God, I hate Mei! Fat fuck!" Widowmaker yelled.
"Why?" Brendan asked.
"When Mei joined the Overwatch gang, Tracer dumped me for her! I want to kill
her so bad, but I can't! Ugh!" Widowmaker replied.
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The present...
"That's the last time I saw Laptrap," Brendan said.
"Laptrap was a great friend to us, Brendan. He will be greatly missed," Joni
(Cluefinders) said, and Leslie (Cluefinders), Santiago (Cluefinders), and Owen
(Cluefinders) nodded. Joni was absolutely strong-willed, fearless, and
courageous, often to the point of sheer recklessness. Santiago was sensible and
level-headed, and he had a mild fear of heights. Owen was a comic relief
character, and he loved pizza, skateboarding, and evidently, the word dude. As
for Leslie, she was the most intellectual inclined of the group, and she would
sometimes use words in casual conversation apparently in an attempt to display
her extensive vocabulary. The four were former members of Team Ragyo; they had
betrayed the group and joined Team Val and Oly last year.
"Don't think about it, Laptrap. Otherwise, you'll get punished and left
behind," Ragyo threatened.
"I understand..." spirit Laptrap wanted to interact with his old buddies again,
but he didn't want to break Ragyo's promise because Ragyo's new scientific
friends, alive, were currently creating something to bring Team Ragyo back to
life, and it'd take them a few years to let it happen.
"If Moon succeeds every difficult mission in 2019, my mother and I will let you
join Team Val and Oly," Ragyo promised.
Total Kills: 722
Legit Kills: 29 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce,
David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge,
and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten)
(Trigon) (Val-Yor) (Ralph and Maple) (Joana, Maria, Gabriel, and Pedro)
(Atsuko)
Non-Lethal Weapons: Spray Can
Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov
Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16
Assault Rifle, Grenade, Baseball Bat
Total money: $320,524.17
Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina)
Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo)
Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing)
Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity)
Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing)
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles)
Rampages: 10 of 10
Odd Jobs: 10 of 10
End of Chapter 33
Chapter End Notes
     I had made two plot-holes by mistake! The date was January 2, 2012,
     not January 5, 2012! Sorry about that!
     And that's part of GTA 8's super dark plot! A lot of family and
     friend reunions will occur after the 50.1%-99.9% difficult missions,
     but a mandatory war will occur after that. I can't wait to do that,
     and I can't wait to make my OTP from Overwatch, D.VaxMercyxSoldier
     76, support each other like crazy during the mandatory war.
     BTW, the Hilbertxharem commissioned pic finally came to life, and
     it's on Rule34 and Tumblr! Again, it's based on a post-GTA 5 scene,
     with Hilbert's naked harem, non-Pokemon female characters and former
     GTA 4 antagonists/enemies, feeding him food on Valentine's Day.
     Plenty people liked it. Several people disliked it, but it ain't that
     big of a deal, and I'm not like those psychotic CynthiaxDawn shippers
     that immediately attack you for bashing a fake pairing. People have
     every right to dislike fictional elements, and it shouldn't be taken
     seriously.
***** Chapter 34 *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
~ Mission Sixty-Six: Need some detonation bombs for the mixture drugs ~ (Boss:
Michiko and Hatchin)
Behind the hideout/June 14; 6:44 a.m....
"Well, you girls are up early," Brendan said.
"We just need some detonation bombs, and that'll be it!" Michiko was stirring a
large bowl of the drugs she and Hatchin had mixed up; some of that rare alcohol
was in the bowl, and Hatchin was drinking a bottle of it.
"Detonation bombs? Why need them?" Brendan asked.
"To freeze them with our dough and drugs...!" Hatchin replied.
"And to use them for our battle against Din and Nayru!" Michiko replied, too.
"I'll be back here in a little," Brendan said, going to They Ain't Illegal.
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At They Ain't Illegal...
"Sorry, pal, but I'm all out of detonation bombs," the guy behind the counter
said.
"Out of detonation bombs? Who was the last customer that bought them?" Brendan
asked.
"A guy with a purple hat, a mustache, and a blue pickup truck. He's almost as
skinny as you," he replied.
"Which way did he go?" Brendan asked.
"My camera left," he replied.
Outside, Brendan rode on his stolen motorcycle, and he eventually found the
right vehicle. Almost getting past the target, Brendan shot him, but the target
fired back, missing five of his Desert Eagle shots. Brendan killed him, and the
pickup truck collided into a street pole.
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Behind the hideout...
"Got the detonator and its bombs," Brendan gave the items to the girls. "But
I'm keeping the Desert Eagle."
"You're a real sweetheart, Brendan!" Hatchin said. She licked Brendan's right
ear hole for several seconds, and Brendan was okay with it. "We've yet to ask
you this question, Brendan. Do you have a family?"
"My biologicial mom had died during a bank robbery incident when I was eight
months old, and my dad had died in his sleep when I was two. Their friends,
Professor Birch (Pokemon) and his wife, had adopted me, but my relationship
with Birch wasn't normal. I never cared for his bizarre experiments and
scientific behavior, he didn't treat me like a normal son, and we rarely spoke
to each other. But his wife and I were close, and she took care of me until I
was eighteen," Brendan replied.
"Are Birch, his wife, and yo biological parents criminals?" Michiko asked.
"Yes. Birch's wife used to be in the same military, but unlike me, she lasted
there for five years. She was responsible for me going there in the first
place," Brendan replied.
"Are Birch and his wife dead?" Hatchin asked.
"I don't know. I haven't seen Birch since I've moved out of his lab in 2004,
and his wife's whereabouts are unknown," Brendan replied.
"You gonna pay Birch a visit anytime soon?" Michiko asked.
"I'd rather not," Brendan replied.
~ Mission Sixty-Seven: EWR ~ (Boss: Madman)
9:12 a.m....
*call*
"On Twitter, a Newark Liberty International Airport employee had leaked a
secret military jet aircraft and 100% of its information to the world, the UFAS
Lockhead Morton F-50 (a made up name). Steal it, and land it on the beach. I
will get it," Madman said.
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Newark, New Jersey...
Newark was the largest city in New Jersey, and its EWR airport had a strong
connection with the New York and Philadelphia metropolitan areas and was one of
the busiest airports on the planet. But the city itself was small compared to
bigger cities with busy airports, it had less than 280,000 people, and it
wasn't hard to find.
With a stolen car and the power of the internet from his phone, Brendan didn't
have any trouble finding EWR. Like all airports, security guards allowed
criminals like Brendan to keep their weapons as long as they wouldn't hurt
anybody. But after Brendan killed two military guys standing next to a
suspicious looking door, they went after him. Not taking them seriously,
Brendan ignored them, continuing the mission.
The criminal kept slaughtering more military guys until he bumped into the
secret military jet, which was located underneath the edge of Newark's military
base. The military guys behind Brendan told him not to touch the jet, but
Brendan took off with the fast thing.
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Yellowknife/The beach/After landing the jet and gettnig out of it...
*call*
"Stay tuned," Madman said.
Total Kills: 741
Legit Kills: 29 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce,
David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge,
and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten)
(Trigon) (Val-Yor) (Ralph and Maple) (Joana, Maria, Gabriel, and Pedro)
(Atsuko)
Non-Lethal Weapons: Spray Can
Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov
Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16
Assault Rifle, Grenade, Baseball Bat, Desert Eagle
Total money: $320,524.17
Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina)
Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo)
Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing)
Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity)
Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing)
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles)
Rampages: 10 of 10
Odd Jobs: 10 of 10
End of Chapter 34
Chapter End Notes
     The past missions from the previous saga where Michiko and Hatchin
     wanted to collect a variety of drugs, with or without Brendan,
     weren't filler missions after all. And again, the Madman missions
     aren't filler missions.
***** Chapter 35 *****
The present...
"BITCH! B-I-T-C-H!" Kahili (Pokemon) was hitting the door outside the mansion;
Acerola (Pokemon) was standing by her side. Acerola was really a huge fan of
ghosts. She had interacted with tons of spirits, including the non-GTA: Pokemon
series antagonists Red, Ash, Moon, Burnet, Cheren, and Hilbert had killed, she
strongly adored movies revolving around ghosts, and she loved ghost-related
reality shows despite them being real or fake. Kahili was mean towards anybody
except for Acerola and her dad. She didn't like her biological mom because the
mom had cheated on her dad with a richer man once. "I KNOW YOU'RE IN THIS
STUPID MANSION, MOON!"
"Damn it, it's golf bitch..." Moon shook her head.
"Who?" Brendan asked.
"Kahili..." Moon replied. "Come in!" Moon shouted.
Kahili and Acerola came in. "The hell you morons talkin' about?" Kahili asked.
"Brendan's past," Moon replied. "Now, leave."
"We're almost done. Stay if you want," Brendan said.
"We will, asshole! Cum-loading, anal juice licking bastard!" Kahili said.
~ Mission Sixty-Eight: Fun in Fuchsia ~ (Boss: Giselle and Casey)
12:58 p.m....
*call*
"Yo, Brend, visit us at Fuchsia!" Do it!" Giselle said.
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Fuchsia City/June 15/1:59 a.m.... (Japan Time Zone)
"Welcome to Fuchsia, the shit-hole that used to be special!" Giselle said.
"Since you're here, you're gonna help us, minus Mercy, make Fuchsia special
again!" Casey said.
"You and I will do the shooting, Giselle will do the driving, and Casey will do
the swinging!" D.Va said.
"Someone's getting in their ride!" Casey said, going to that person. The person
got in her car, but Casey opened it the driver door, and Casey began to beat
the tar out of the defenseless person. Thirty-seconds later, Casey tossed the
injured victim out. "Snitch on us! We won't mind!"
"Drink piss, bitch!" Giselle said, stomping on the victim's midriff.
Brendan and the four girls got in the car, and the victim called 911. Giselle
started driving, and Brendan and D.Va started shooting at random things. Casey
struck a drunk and lost guy that just got through partying his butt off.
"I rarely miss!" Casey said.
"Where's the Joe guy?" Brendan asked.
"Dude's lookin' for a place to live at Kalos' Snowbelle City!" Giselle replied.
"I've read about Snowbelle before!" Brendan said.
"It's crime rate is gigantic, and it's wonderful! Hahahaha!" Giselle said.
Then, she made a sharp u-turn, an illegal move on the road. "U-turning, for the
friggin' win, baby, yeah!" F yeah!"
"The pigs are here!" Casey said, seeing the cops.
"Oink, oink, mothersuckers!" Giselle said, giving the authority the finger
while driving with one hand. "Brendan, have you ever drove with one hand?"
"Sometimes," Brendan replied.
"I do it ALL THE TIME!" Giselle replied.
"Die, piggies!" Casey said, watching lots of cop cars explode.
"This professional gamer LOVES to shoot things in video games and in real
life!" D.Va said, still murdering cops and more innocent people.
"My D.Va different from me, but I love her to death!" Mercy said.
"Oh, Mercy, love!" D.Va then stopped blasting. "Make out with me!"
"Then, give your woman a sweet kiss!" Mercy said.
Mercy and D.Va made out.
"Work those pink tongues!" Giselle was looking at the kiss through the rear-
view mirror.
"That felt like hitting a Grand Slam!" Casey had smacked a skateboarder's head,
causing him to fall down.
"This is fun!" Brendan admitted, constantly triggering his M16 Assault Rifle.
"Damn correct! The driving, the swinging, the shooting, the kissing, fun! FUN!"
Giselle said. "Have you ever worked with a dirty police officer before?"
"Right now! After our gang war with our enemies ends, we'll part ways!" Brendan
replied.
"You'd better let me and Casey butt in! We love gang wars!" Giselle said.
"Stay in Yellowknife if you two don't want to miss it!" Brendan said.
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Several stars later...
"Five stars!? Take the wheel! I'll shoot!" Giselle said.
Brendan and Giselle swapped spots.
"How many six-star wanted levels have you gotten, Brendan?" Casey asked.
"Close to seven!" Brendan replied.
"That's ironic, with you being an ex-military guy and all!" Casey said.
"Why haven't you told us that before, Brendan!?" Giselle asked.
"Because you two hadn't thought about it!" Brendan replied.
"I f'n like you now! My type of GTA guy!" Giselle said.
After clearing the wanted levels...
"COCKSUCKERS! YOU BETTER GO!" Giselle screamed at the authority; D.Va and Mercy
were still making out.
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Yellowknife...
"Call us when the gang war starts, k?" Giselle said.
"Okay," Brendan promised.
~ Mission Sixty-Nine: Heavy Armor ~ (Boss: Madman)
2:46 p.m....
*call*
"A Kalamazoo, Michigan criminal is giving out free Heavy Armors. Commit theft.
Place them on the weapon building. I'll text you the criminal's address,"
Madman said.
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Kalamazoo, Michigan...
The target's place was short from the spot Brendan was standing in. When
Brendan arrived, he wasted the criminal behind the horde of Heavy Armors. The
target's customers weren't happy to see him dead; they previously had a great
time before Brendan's unexpected arrival. Brendan killed them, not letting them
avenge their friend's death.
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Yellowknife/On They Ain't Illegal...
*call*
"A few more to go, apprentice," Madman said.
Total Kills: 780
Legit Kills: 29 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce,
David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge,
and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten)
(Trigon) (Val-Yor) (Ralph and Maple) (Joana, Maria, Gabriel, and Pedro)
(Atsuko)
Non-Lethal Weapons: Spray Can
Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov
Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16
Assault Rifle, Grenade, Baseball Bat, Desert Eagle
Total money: $320,224.17
Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina)
Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo)
Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing)
Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity)
Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing)
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles)
Rampages: 10 of 10
Odd Jobs: 10 of 10
End of Chapter 35
***** Chapter 36 *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
~ Mission Seventy: A shocking past ~ (Boss: Drake (Orange Islands))
4:31 p.m....
*call*
"Brendan, this dude near us knows Din and Nayru, but he's not a friend of
theirs. He and his merged gang hate them, except for one. Get the others, go to
Funland, and he'll transport us to London," Drake (Orange Islands) said; he,
Mas y Menos, Farore, Speedy, Aqualad, and Emerald had recently talked about Din
and Nayru, and the same dude had overheard the conversation.
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Funland...
"Din and Nayru's enemy?" Nightwing asked the dude; the entire gang, including
the baby on Hatchin's arms, were all here. Nanu, D.Va, Mercy, Casey, and
Giselle were also here.
"Vire (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons/Ages; human form), a loyal henchman,"
Vire was really loyal to his bosses. Although loyal and smart, he had failed to
kill off all of Din and Nayru's grunts for years. However, he remained in the
same position, being above his co-workers. He rarely walked out on his team to
go on vacation; his current vacation was his second one in two decades. "My
comrades and I couldn't stop Din and Nayru's troops from capturing their
leaders. They were too powerful..."
"Um, capture?" Brendan raised his right eyebrow.
"My female boss had a bizarre history with them," Vire explained a little; he
wanted his female boss to say the rest.
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North London/Vire's bosses' hideout...
"Gang, the strangers here want to murder Din and Nayru," Vire spoke to his co-
workers and leaders; Veran (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages; human form) and
Onox (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons; human form) were the leaders, and
Digdogger (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons; human form), Gleeok (Legend of
Zelda: Oracle of Seasons; human form), Aquamentus (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of
Seasons; human form), Mothula (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons; human form),
Medusa Head (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons; human form), Manhandla (Legend
of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons; human form), Dodongo (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of
Seasons; human form), Gohma (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons; human form),
Shadow Hag (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages; human form), Head Thwomp (Legend
of Zelda: Oracle of Ages; human form), Smog (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages;
human form), Ramrock (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages; human form), Eyesoar
(Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages; human form), Pumpkin Head (Legend of Zelda:
Oracle of Ages; human form), Plasmarine (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages; human
form), Octogon (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages; human form), and Kafei (Legend
of Zelda: Majora's Mask) were the co-workers. The co-workers had weird names,
but each had personality except for Kafei (kinda similar to the games).
Speaking of Kafei, Zelda, Female Wii Fit Trainer, and Samus had known Kafei
between 1999 and 2001.
"We can't let all of Seasons and Ages live. They are enemies with Team
Nightwing, they almost killed Emerald, and they killed one of Nanu's families
in '04," Nightwing said.
"Din and Nayru... Those two used to be my great sex slaves," Veran, who was
6'8, an inch shorter than Onox, looked amazing for a person in her late-
forties; she hadn't used anti-aging cream or any other youthful stuff. Her face
and body was natural.
"SEX SLAVES!?" Nightwing, Brendan, Farore, Bumblebee, Nanu, Emerald, Zelda,
Samus, Female Wii Fit Trainer, and Drake (Orange Islands) exclaimed in unison.
"I was their great manager, too. Their careers had started off fantastic
because of me," Veran said.
"So, um... about the sex slave stuff... When did that occur?" Brendan asked.
"Two months after Nayru became an adult, age eighteen. I had commanded them to
do sexual activities to me and each other, and they agreed 100% of the time.
They had referred to me as Queen Veran and Sex Master. We were a happy trio,
living in our own little world. Our merged gangs were unkillable," Veran
replied.
"Why did Din and Nayru betray you?" Nightwing asked.
"Their drunken piece of shit friend, Ralph, had spread rumors about me abusing
minors for years, which was not true. Then, out of nowhere, eight kids with
bruises accused me of abusing them, and Din, Nayru, and most of the world
believed them," Veran replied.
"That's horrible," Farore felt bad for Veran for being a victim of false
accusations.
"I'm not making assumptions, but Ralph obviously had paid the kids to damage
Veran's career as a manager and her relationship with Din and Nayru, due to my
strong friendship with her. He was jealous of me, and he was always a bad
partner in crime," Onox adored dragons; he even had lots of dragon tattoos
around his body, but only the one on his forehead and left cheek was visible
because he was wearing homemade sharp armor (the same one from Oracle of
Seasons). Also, he was super buff, and his signature weapon was a ball and
chain. And finally, he was in his early-fifties, being a few years older than
Veran.
"Ralph's dead, if that makes you guys feel better," Brendan said.
"Thanks for confirming that slimeball's death, but our main priority will make
us feel more better," Veran said.
"Sorry, but they cannot live. They have to die," Nightwing said.
"Let them spend one last time with me. I really need it," Veran said.
"We accept, but don't pull a stupid move," Nightwing said.
"I'm about to go to Kalos' Lumiose's City to deal drugs," Kafei said. "Any of
my new friends want to come with me?"
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Lumiose City...
"Samus, Zelda, and I have met you before, Kafei," Female Wii Fit Trainer said;
Brendan, Mercy, D.Va, Giselle, and Casey had joined Kafei, too.
"I don't remember seeing you guys before," Kafei said.
"Why do you look like a child?" D.Va asked.
"On September 21, 1999, one of the worst days of my life, I had purchased a
special blue potion from a Corvallis scientist named (Professor) Willow
(Pokemon). Willow said that the blue potion would increase muscle mass. But it
shrunk my body, permanently turning me into a child. I was conned... I hid away
from Anju (Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask) and my parents, but before the
twenty-first century had begun, I told them what had happened to me, and they
weren't angry at me," Kafei replied.
"And who is this Anju?" Mercy asked
"My ex-wife. We were married on January 1, 2000, but on July 21, 2001, she had
cheated on me with her childhood friend, Cremia (Legend of Zelda: Majora
Mask)," Kafei replied.
"The three of us and others had witnessed Anju cheating on you! I think Anju
said, "I couldn't take your little cock anymore! Cremia's colored strapons are
thirteen inches bigger than your two-inch cock, and she fucks me infinite times
better than you!"" Female Wii Fit Trainer said.
"Casey and I had encountered Anju and Cremia in Fuchsia City last year,"
Giselle said.
"She did say that... I was embarrassed... And I was a laughingstock... But my
reputation changed after joining Veran and Onox's gangs, and I was a respected
human being. Even tougher gangs like the Overwatch gang had respected me,"
Kafei said.
"I'm part of Overwatch!" Mercy said.
"I'll join their gang in 2015!" D.Va said.
"There they are! Merilyn and Red!" Kafei founded Merilyn (Pokemon) and Red in
one of the smallest allies in Lumiose. Earlier, Kafei chatted with Merilyn on
the infamous Craiglist website, and he promised her and Red that he would do a
drug deal with him at night.
"Too early, but we'll take it!" Merilyn said.
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The present...
"You've met Red and Meriyln, too!? Red's another GTA person!" Joni said.
"I never knew that," Brendan said.
"Red never said a word, but he wasn't dumb," Olympia said.
~ Mission Seventy-One: One final thing ~ (Boss: D.Va and Mercy)
Yellowknife/5:46 p.m....
*call*
"Brendan, do you have $300,000?" D.Va asked."A fan from Rochelle, New York
needed $500,000 for his mom's heart surgery."
"I do have it, D.Va," Brendan said.
"That means his mom's life is saved! You're a real hero, Brendan! Give him
$300,000, and Mercy and I will give him $200,000!" D.Va said.
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Rochelle, New York/the fan's house...
"Oh, thank heavens! You guys are lifesavers!" the fan, who was 5'6 and 132
lbs., said, giving Brendan a tight hug. He then hugged Mercy and D.Va. "Heart
surgeries are expensive in New York, but you guys care so much for me and my
mother!"
*call*
"Excuse me, guys, I've got a call," Brendan then answered the call. "What the
hell do you fucks want?" Brendan cursed at Din and Nayru.
"The war occurs tomorrow, Brendan! Be prepared!" Din replied.
"You heard Din, Brendan!" Nayru said.
*end call*
Total Kills: 780
Legit Kills: 29 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce,
David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge,
and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten)
(Trigon) (Val-Yor) (Ralph and Maple) (Joana, Maria, Gabriel, and Pedro)
(Atsuko)
Non-Lethal Weapons: Spray Can
Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov
Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16
Assault Rifle, Grenade, Baseball Bat, Desert Eagle
Total money: $20,224.17
Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina)
Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo)
Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing)
Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity)
Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing)
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles)
Rampages: 10 of 10
Odd Jobs: 10 of 10
End of Chapter 36
Chapter End Notes
     In the GTA: Pokemon universe, real-life tragedies like 9/11 had never
     occurred, hence why the criminals in the stories always brung their
     weapons in airports and in airplanes. I tried to mention this in
     recent chapters, but I somehow kept forgetting about it.
     AnjuxCremia is my only favorite pairing in Majora's Mask, and I've
     ALWAYS hated that damn Kafei sidequest. I've failed that sidequest
     three/four times, having trouble beating the final part of it. And
     GTA 5's final antagonist is mentioned!
     Seasons and Ages' dungeon bosses (Vire's a mini-boss in both games)
     have appeared as human, and damn it, they, too, are part of my
     childhood. Veran and Onox, Ages and Seasons' final antagonists, are
     part of it as well. Both Veran and Onox are MAD HARD to defeat in the
     games, especially Onox, one of my favorite final video game
     antagonists/boss characters of all time. Veran's one of my favorites,
     too, and damn, she looks sexy as hell. And yeah, it turns out that
     Din and Nayru used to LOVE Veran a lot during their early adulthood.
     I might pay a commission pic of them having a lesbian threesome with
     each other in the future.
     Four missions left, and I'll start GTA 7!
***** Chapter 37 *****
Chapter Notes
See the end of the chapter for notes
~ Mission Seventy-Two: Flashing and stunning ~ (Boss: Madman)
8:08 p.m....
*call*
"Four experienced and retired war veterans have moved here, expecting people to
buy their weapons. Get them all. The weapons I really want to keep are the
Flash Grenades and Stun Grenades. I won't tell you where they are, but they
don't live far from you," Madman said.
*end call*
Brendan decided not to look for a vehicle to steal. He just took Bumblebee's
same motorcycle, which technically wasn't stealing because Bumblebee wouldn't
mind Brendan taking it without her permission.
*call*
"Team Nightwing will perish tomorrow, Brendan. Just wait," Brodie said.
"Perish," Nayru sang.
"That's the last time you're going to hear that sexy singing of hers, Brendan!"
Din said, doing lap dances towards Nayru.
*end call*
One minute and forty-seven seconds later, Brendan saw a large "Expensive
Weapons for sale" banner on a house. Assuming that it was the right house,
which is was, Brendan got in. He smoked a veteran guy who was about to smoke
his large cigar. Two veteran guys with M249s surprised Brendan, but Brendan
barely killed both, suffering low health. The last veteran guy charged at
Brendan with his Katana, but the protagonist stopped him.
"You're a true warrior, an apprentice that never fails regardless of
difficulty," Madman startled Brendan, standing behind him.
"You've been watching the battle?" Brendan asked, looking at Madman.
"Since the start," Madman replied.
"Why steal the weapons? Why the jet? What do you need them for?" Brendan asked.
"Soldiers like you. This world is full of them, and I need more tools for a
better future, to make me invulnerable to anything," Madman replied.
"If more hated shows like Teen Giants Go! are shoving down people's throats,
would you plot on killing off the people involved?" Brendan asked.
"I'm moving on from that, but thank you for asking," Madman said.
"And the last mission?" Brendan asked.
"Just give me a few hours, and I'll call you. I'll stay here," Madman replied.
~ Mission Seventy-Three: Terror in the submarine ~ (Boss: Madman)
11:56 p.m....
*call*
"Humilau City has a military submarine. Steal two of its flying drone guns,"
Madman said.
"Another Twitter guy leaking information? Twitter's wild," Brendan said.
"Without Twitter, the world would be a little bleak, fact," Madman said.
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Humilau City...
"You finna do somethin' bad, homie?" Marlon (Pokemon) asked; he and Brawly
(Pokemon) were smoking weed.
"I'm about to exercise," Brendan replied.
"Mane, we ain't finna snitch on you! You don't hafta lie to us! We smoking
blunts, and that shit illegal!" Brawly said.
"We nab shit, too, mane!" Marlon said.
"A military submarine is out in the sea, and I'm gonna take two flying drone
guns from it," Brendan said.
"You beefing with da military!? You a hard mane, mane!" Brawly said.
"You look like you used to be in the military, bro," Marlon was right.
"I was. Lasted there for two years," Brendan said, then he starting swimming.
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The present...
"You've met our stoners, too!? That's nice to hear!" Burnet said.
"I never knew their names," Brendan said.
"Marlon and Brawly are their names," Ash said.
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GTA 6...
After a long swim, Brendan got on an island. Three military guys were sleeping,
failing to stay on duty. In the large submarine, Brendan used his recent
firearm, the Desert Eagle, against a military man and a military woman,
alerting every military person in and outside the ship. Brendan murdered seen
military people while searching for the flying drone, and he didn't suffer
damage.
Three minutes and nine seconds later, Brendan found them on the lowest bottom
floor, but a military woman, one of the last several survivors, nearly killed
him with two Rocket Launcher missiles. Brendan counterattacked with his own,
killing the survivors.
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Yellowknife/The war veterans' house/June 15; 12:41 a.m....
"I've got them!" Brendan gave the weapons to Madman. "Now, tell me who you
really are."
"Get some rest," Madman said.
"Rest? I'm not tired," Brendan said.
"Do it. I'll keep my promise," Madman said.
"Okay, then..." Brendan agreed, leaving.
Total Kills: 831
Legit Kills: 29 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce,
David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge,
and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten)
(Trigon) (Val-Yor) (Ralph and Maple) (Joana, Maria, Gabriel, and Pedro)
(Atsuko)
Non-Lethal Weapons: Spray Can
Weapons: Handgun, Mac-10, Sniper Rifle, AK-47, Fire Extinguisher, Molotov
Cocktail, Machete, Shotgun, Flamethrower, Rocket Launcher, Silencer, M16
Assault Rifle, Grenade, Baseball Bat, Desert Eagle
Total money: $20,224.17
Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina)
Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo)
Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing)
Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity)
Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing)
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles)
Rampages: 10 of 10
Odd Jobs: 10 of 10
End of Chapter 37
Chapter End Notes
     Two missions left!
     Mission seventy-four will have some of the most darkest moments in
     GTA: Pokemon history, BTW. It's almost similar to GTA 2's mission
     one-hundred.
***** Chapter 38 *****
~ Mission Seventy-Four: All out deadly war ~ (Boss: Nightwing)
The hideout/8:26 a.m...
Michiko and Hatchin came in.
"The baby's dropped off at the daycare!" Hatchin said.
"And we're all off," Nightwing said.
"Wait, hold on! Gotta go to the bathroom! I had eaten a lot of fish early this
morning!" Speedy said before going to the bathroom.
"Dude, really? Fish?" Aqualad was a little disappointed at Speedy for saying
that.
"The hell's wrong with fish? It's healthy!" Giselle said.
"Fishes are his little friends, ergo his name," Bumblebee replied.
*call*
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"Outside the same place. Do not hang up," Madman said.
"If you see them, call me. I'll get this over with," Brendan said, leaving.
Outside the war veterans' house...
"You're on the jet!?" Brendan asked, seeing the jet hovering above the house.
"I am," Madman said.
"Are you going to tell me who you really are?" Brendan asked.
"Yes, and I am Deathstroke (Slade; Teen Titans), an enemy of Nightwing's!"
Deathstroke replied.
"You knew Nightwing!?" Brendan asked.
"I had almost killed him in 2003. He didn't let it go, retaliating, nearly
ending my life. When he had confronted me here almost eight years later, he
admitted that he was searching for me throughout the world, being obsessed with
me. We had a battle. Nightwing won, but I had faked my death, fooling him into
believing that he had really killed me for good," Deathstroke replied. "In
person, I had contacted Din and Nayru before the two and Brodie left
Yellowknife. After they left, I called them, and I vowed to support them during
the day of their return, today. The weapons and armors you had given me wasn't
for my future. It was for today, Team Nightwing's unfriendly day, their last
day on earth!" Deathstroke continued.
"You son of a bitch..." Brendan cursed.
"But kudos to you for being a deadly apprentice, if not one of the greatest. My
daughter, Ravager (Teen Titans Go! comic series), and my late son, Grant (not
an OC), a victim of an airplane crash in the late 90s, were like you, acting as
ruthless, impervious murderers during my missions. I haven't seen Ravager since
2001, but I'm sure she's doing a lot better than, Jericho (Teen Titans),
another son who's as soft as his late mother, the person who's responsible for
my eye loss," Deathstroke said. "NOW, PERISH!"
Deathstroke launched Rocket Launcher missiles and M249 bullets! Brendan dodged
all of them with luck, but he couldn't hide because this city was now a war
zone.
*call*
"They've arrived, and they're acting aggressive!" Nightwing said, hardly
dodging bullets from two female Ages grunts.
"Your enemy, Deathstroke, isn't really dead, Nightwing! He's supporting our
enemies, and he's controlling a military jet!" Brendan said.
"Damn it, I thought he had died! Group up with us!" Nightwing said.
*end call*
After joining his allies, Brendan blew up four male Seasons grunt, three female
Ages grunts, and four female Seasons grunts; he damaged Din and Nayru. Onox
killed two enemies with his signature weapon, Casey killed one with a hard
swing to the head, Farore murdered three male Ages grunts and five OC criminals
that wanted to join the fun, Mercy healed Vire, Veran, Kafei, Octogon, Mas y
Menos, Digdogger, and Aqualad inside a business nearby, D.Va killed four
officers, and more violent scenes from common and uncommon characters kept
occurring. The OCs and officers weren't on either side; they assumed that a
violent riot was taking place, and they chose to attack both sides and each
other.
"Others are butting in! This ain't a riot!" Speedy said, getting assaulted by a
muscular OC on steroids.
"Idiot!" Giselle yelled, killing the same muscular dude.
"Din and Nayru are getting away!" Bumblebee said. She chased them, but some
crazy civilian in a truck hit her, five male and female Seasons grunts, Shadow
Hag, and Pumpkin Head. The grunts died, but the common characters didn't. "That
hurt!" Bumblebee then retaliated, exploding the truck and murdering the OC.
"They work!" Michiko said, using her special detonation bombs against several
grunts, three cops, and eight dangerous OCs.
"LOOK ABOVE!" Brendan yelled, pointing at the jet.
"EXPIRE!" Deathstroke shouted, triggering M249 bullets. He decimated five cops
and three OCs, and he shot Emerald's right leg.
"Damn!" Emerald cursed.
Emerald, Pumpkin Head, and Shadow Hag hurried to Mercy, and Brendan got locked
into a fight with Brodie. Veran, Octogon, Digdogger, and Kafei came back to
fight, Samus and Female Wii Fit Trainer protected Zelda from thieves with less
survival experience, Casey and Onox continued to own opposing people with their
favorite weapons, D.Va, Giselle, Drake (Orange Islands), Manhandla, Medusa
Head, Plasmarine, Head Thwomp, Bumblebee, Hatchin, Nanu, and Farore targeted
the jet, and Nightwing saved Speedy from other OCs. Graphic Violence was all
over the place.
"EXPLODE, MY BABIES!" Gohma yelled, releasing her designed Grenades, paintings
of weird larvae creatures, towards dozens of serious grunts and four OCs.
The targets died.
Deathstroke called Brodie.
"Say it, Brodie!" Deathstroke said.
"CODE F!" Brodie shouted.
The surviving enemies ran away, and Deathstroke dropped all Smoke Grenades and
Stun Grenades. The grenades went off, staggering the merged team and the OCs.
"Go, go!" Nightwing shouted.
Deathstroke dropped nine regular grenades, and the opposing team fired their
weapons towards the large smoke. But the merged team barely escaped from the
explosions, and the cops and OCs ended up dead.
"SNIPER!" Brendan quickly spotted a sniper.
The protagonist got hit, but Farore killed the sniper for him. More snipers and
the flying drone guns appeared, but everybody spread out. Brendan, Mothula, and
Giselle fired their missiles towards the jet, and it got damaged again. The
snipers and drone guns got easily taken care of. The smoke slowly faded away,
and Gleeok, Aquamentus, Ramrock, Dodongo, Bumblebee, Eyesoar, Veran, Onox, and
Smog headed to that direction to search for extra enemies. Seven seconds later,
they did. Emerald, Mas y Menos, Aqualad, Pumpkin Head, Vire, and Shadow Hag got
back in action, aiding nine of their allies and owning their enemies. Only
Brodie got away.
"CURSE YOU ALL!" Deathstroke yelled; the jet's large health bar was almost
gone.
Deathstroke flew away, but Brendan damaged the jet one more time. Deathstroke
couldn't control the jet right; it looked like it's going to crash into
something, butwhere did it end up at? Legit Boats, a boat business north of the
sea. Everybody died there, but what about Deathstroke?
"Brendan and I will see if Deathstroke's dead or not!" Nightwing said.
Nightwing and Brendan rode on a motorcycle, but more OCs and cops continued to
cause chaos! Brendan gunned down the wild and violent OCs, protecting
Nightwing and himself. After a little riding, the duo confronted the badly
injured Deathstroke.
"You won't escape death ever again!" Nightwing said.
The duo shot Deathstroke in the head four times. Dead.
*call*
"We've caught Din and Nayru, but their bitches are protecting them from us!"
Farore informed, killing two grunts.
"Hold on, guys!" Brendan said.
After joining their allies, Nightwing and Brendan helped them, not counting
Mercy, eliminate the remains of the grunts and some OCs. Din and Nayru couldn't
run anymore; they were finished.
"Veran..." Din and Nayru said in unison, dropping their weapons. "We
surrender..."
"Come here," Veran ordered, and the antagonists agreed. Then, she touched their
shoulders. "I'm very disappointed in you two. If you girls hadn't believed in
Ralph's lies, you wouldn't be here. I wouldn't do such a thing to wreck my
career as a solid manager."
"We're sorry..." Din and Nayru said together, shedding tears.
"Din. Nayru. This is the last time we're going to spend a little time together.
Hug me," Veran said. Din and Nayru hugged her, and Veran hugged back. "Ass
grab," Veran added, then the triple ass grab commenced. "Let us sing together."
Veran, Din, and Nayru began singing together. Surprisingly, Veran and Din could
sing almost as good as Nayru, but they hadn't shared the same singing trait as
Nayru. Some of Brendan's allies were enjoying the singing, but others like
Nanu, Emerald, Nightwing, and Farore were waiting for Din and Nayru to die.
Four minutes later, the trio triple-kissed each other.
"You've gotta be friggin' kiddin' me..." Brodie, in disbelief, was seeing it.
Because Brodie was out of allies, he decided to leave Yellowknife and hide
forever.
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After the one minute triple-kissing...
"Goodbye, girls," Veran said.
"Goodbye, Queen Veran," Din and Nayru said together.
Dead.
"Good," Nightwing said.
"It's about time! Burn in flame world, cunts!" Farore said.
"I'll say. Thanks, Brendan. My family can rest in peace," Nanu said.
"You can have one of these, Brendan!" Farore said, giving away one of her M249s
to Brendan.
"Those two are finally out of the way, but we have one more enemy to kill!"
Emerald said.
"Brodie. I'll go to the airport. He might plan on leaving this city," Brendan
was right.
~ Mission Seventy-Five: Final rivalry battle ~ (Boss: Emerald)
The airport...
"BRODIE!" Brendan distracted everybody, including Roxie (Pokemon), Billy Jo
(Pokemon), and Nicky (Pokemon), common characters who came here to relax for a
while, in the airport. "YOU'RE DEAD!"
"TRY TO KILL ME!" Brodie shouted, using lots of his Grenade Launcher ammo
towards Brendan.
Brendan evaded the explosions, but half of the poor civilians in the airport
didn't. Using his M249, Brendan went towards Brodie. Brodie dodged all of the
firing bullets, causing Brendan to unintentionally murder seven people. Brodie
eventually reached to the largest airplane. He climbed on it. But Brendan
climbed on it, too. At the top, Brodie blasted his Minigun. Brendan eluded
bullet damage, but he fell, and he took fall damage.
"PATHETIC RIVAL!" Brodie said.
Going forward, Brodie attacked Brendan with his M16 Assault Rifle, and Brendan
forced himself to roll. After Brendan rolled nine times, Brodie used the
Grenade Launcher again, hurting Brendan. Brodie hurt Brendan again, almost
defeating his rival. But Brendan quickly reacted by firing a missile towards
the large airplane. The airplane exploded, and Brodie suffered nasty damage.
Brodie barely missed Brendan's second missile. Then, he missed Brendan's next
two missiles. Brodie used his remaining Grenade Launcher ammo, but every
explosion didn't make contact with Brendan. Very angry, Brodie used his Minigun
once again, but Brendan swiftly went behind a storage house, avoiding death.
There were two large garbage bins. Brendan hid in the left one. After firing
for nine seconds, Brodie went behind the same storage house. He saw the same
bins.
Thinking that Brendan had hid behind the right one, Brodie attacked it. But
Brendan popped out of the other bin, and Brendan lowered Brodie's remaining
health with the M249, defeating him for good.
"I thought you were smarter than that, Brodie," Brendan insulted Brodie.
"The hell with you..." Brodie then died.
"You're alive, Brendan!" Bumblebee came with Nightwing, Emerald, D.Va, Mercy,
Farore, Michiko, Hatchin, Casey, and Giselle.
"And Brodie's dead. The war is over!" Emerald said.
"No more rivals. Yellowknife officially belongs to Team Nightwing, unless other
team tries to compete with us," Nightwing said.
"Was Brodie tough, Brendan?" Giselle asked.
"He almost murdered me," Brendan replied.
"That means yes!" Casey said.
"Let me heal you, Brendan," Farore said in a dirty and sexy tone.
"I'll heal him, too!" Bumblebee said in an angry tone.
Both non-Pokemon characters kissed Brendan.
"It's over, ain't it?" Nanu arrived a little late.
"It is," Brendan confirmed.
"Then, I don't need you anymore. You've done enough to avenge me and my
family," Nanu said.
"Guys, I thought about leaving Yellowknife after the war," Brendan said.
"Why leave?" Emerald asked.
"To get out more and show the rest of the world who I really am, but it's not
only that. I want to find my adopted mother," Brendan replied. "D.Va. Mercy.
Give this back to Tracer. I don't need it anymore," Brendan then gave Tracer's
teleport device to Mercy and D.Va.
"We'll miss you, Brendan," Mercy said.
"We've had so much fun with you!" D.Va said.
"Brendan, honey," Michiko said, grabbing Brendan's crotch and showing him
dozens of condoms.
"Please stay for ten more days," Hatchin said, rubbing Brendan's ass.
"Please?" Bumblebee and Farore begged in unison.
"Well... Sure. Why not. Ten days ain't long," Brendan agreed.
"Brendan. After you leave, visit my girls in San Francisco. Tell them I'm
running a gang here. Tell them I'll return to them someday," Nightwing said.
"I'll tell them," Brendan said.
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The present...
"So, you did see Farore naked! And you had sex with the girls for ten days!
Awesome!" Ash said.
"Oh, shut the hell up, freak," Moon said.
The past/San Francisco/Starfire and Blackfire's home/June 25; 11:26 a.m./A few
hours later...
"Our Robin isn't dead after all. We're happy he's still safe," Blackfire said.
"We thank you for telling us about boyfriend Robin, Brendan. You are a kind
fellow," Starfire said.
"We respect his decisions, and we'll be happy to reunite with him one day,"
Blackfire said, and Starfire nodded fast.
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The present/Yellowknife/August 3, 2017; 8:58 a.m....
"I'm back, guys!" Brendan knocked on the hideout's door; Moon, Red, Ash,
Hilbert, Cheren, Burnet, Valerie, Olympia, Mei, Tracer, Nanu, Anabel, Angie,
Starfire, and Blackfire were behind him.
Nightwing opened it.
"Brendan, it's you!" Nightwing said.
Nightwing recognized his girlfriends, and Starfire and Blackfire recognized
their boyfriend.
"ROBIN!" Starfire and Blackfire hugged Nightwing, and Nightwing hugged in
return.
"Brendan, you're back!" Farore squealed like a true fangirl; Michiko, Hatchin,
and Bumblebee got super excited over Brendan's return, too.
Brendan's friends with benefits hugged him together.
"So, those are his girls! They look hot!" Ash said.
Moon pulled Ash's ear, yelling, "Let them enjoy their reunion with Brendan,
perv!"
"Moon, this isn't an anime!" Ash said.
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A while later...
"Well, look at this! All nine GTA mass murderers!" Giselle said; she, Hilbert,
Brendan, Ash, Moon, Casey, Burnet, Red, and Cheren were by themselves, while
Team Nightwing, counting Hatchin's child, who was growing up as a criminal,
Team Veran and Onox, Nanu, Anabel, Angie, Valerie, Olympia, Mei, and Tracer
were having a friendly talk in the hideout. "If we were to join a game of
survival, I'd be the winner!"
"You as the winner? Oh, dear me, I've shitted on myself. So intimidated. You
win," Hilbert said sarcastically.
"I've trained super hard in a facility. I'm the best," Cheren said.
"Don't forget about me training in that place! I'll own all of you!" Moon said.
"I ain't afraid of ANYBODY! So, I win!" Burnet said.
"Military training is far superior!" Brendan said.
"If the survival game would add MLB trivia questions, the winner would recieve
more power! That means me!" Casey said.
"I'm a GTA killer with the biggest harem on earth! I rule!" Ash said.
The eight GTA protagonists began to argue on who was better, but Red shook his
head, leaving. Deathstroke, who wasn't really dead because he had an
impersonator with him during the day of that war, was looking through a pair of
binoculars, and Ragyo, Ragyo's mother, Madame Boss (Pokemon), Ash's grandmother
and enemy/final GTA 1 and 2 antagonist, Clay (Pokemon), Hilbert's enemy and
final GTA 4 antagonist, Willow, Moon's enemy and final GTA 5 antagonist,
Brodie, and GTA 7's final antagonist, spirits, floated by his side.
"Go to Littleroot Town and check on their update," Ragyo said.
"I shall, Ragyo," Deathstroke agreed. Yesterday, after Brendan told his story
to Team Val and Oly, Ragyo contacted Deathstroke.
"We saw Veran, Ragyo," Din said.
"Can we speak to her?" Nayru asked. "We promise we won't tell her about your
plan."
"Wait for Moon to beat the impossible, and you two will be able to talk to
her," Ragyo said.
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London/A London graveyard...
"Can't believe they're gone..." Brendan was looking at D.Va and Mercy's
tombstones; Casey, Giselle, Mei, and Tracer were with him.
"It sucks, luv... They were such great friends..." Tracer said.
"Continue to rest in peace, our friends," Mei said.
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In heaven...
"Our man," D.Va and Mercy were fondling Soldier: 76 in their own private room.
"My girls," Soldier: 76 said, enjoying the fondling.
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Littleroot Town's only lab...
"Update?" Deathstroke asked Birch and other common scientists.
"Give it twelve to twenty-six months," Birch and the other common scientists
were working on something special, but what was it?
A/N: Done! Finally done!
I had fun writing this story, even though it was a tad short.
It turns out that Deathstroke/Slade isn't dead! That means that he's the ONLY
antagonist before GTA 8 not to get killed by a protagonist. IMO, I think
Deathstroke is a better name, even though Slade is also a cool name.
Deathstroke's children and late wife will appear in GTA 8, too.
As a Teen Titans fan, I enjoyed mocking the hell out of Teen Titans Go! Again,
I'll take it over Powerpuff Girls 2016 ANYDAY, and I'm not afraid to admit that
Teen Titans Go! has better moments than that pathetic excuse of a show. Another
show that's a lot worse than Teen Titans Go! is fuckin' Dragon Ball Super.
Sorry, but I have to make another rant on DBS. That fuckin' survival arc's been
terrible recently, man. And the worst part is that it'll end in next April or
May. Jesus fuckin' Christ, this anime... It's one of the biggest cancers in
anime history, and it needs to DIE already. But it can't die. Why? The merch.
Despite that, the shows suffers LOW ratings in Japan. Another awful thing about
the show is the fuckin' transformations and powers. So much fail. And yeah,
they're MISTREATING Gohan once again. They've mistreated other beloved
characters, too.
In a post-GTA 5 scene, Zelda, Samus, and Female Wii Fit Trainer had appeared
after a lesbian wrestling match. After July, their three-year contracts had
expired, and they began working for Nightwing again.
Oracle of Ages and Seasons characters! They'll return in GTA 8, and Din, Nayru,
and Veran will be a happy couple like in the past.
Overwatch! I'm currently on level 90, but I haven't played it recently. Lots of
D.VaxMercyxSoldier: 76 scenes will occur in GTA 8 as promised.
I'll start GTA 7 in a few days. The story should be finished in late December
or early-mid January.
Unlike the other GTA stories, this one lacks kudos, but I don't mind. I'm not
the type of AO3 writer that begs/asks for kudos. I just do this for fun and
that's it.
Total Kills: 875+
Legit Kills: 32 (Nigel, Kuki, Wallabee, Rachel, Lizzie, and Abigail) (Bruce,
David, Lenny, Constance, and Ashley) (The Brain, Monsieur Mallah, Madame Rouge,
and General Immortus) (Mammoth and Gizmo) (Fang, Killer Moth, and Kitten)
(Trigon) (Val-Yor) (Ralph and Maple) (Joana, Maria, Gabriel, and Pedro)
(Atsuko)
(Din and Nayru) (Brodie)
Non-Lethal Weapons: Random
Weapons: Random
Total money: Random
Toronto Maple Leafs large stickers: 50 of 50 (Unlimited stamina)
Montreal Canadiens jerseys: 50 of 50 (Infinite ammo)
Calgary Flames helmets: 50 of 50 (extra healing)
Vancouver Canucks 2011 choke signs: 50 of 50 (Increased lung capacity)
Ottawa Senators logo pucks: 50 of 50 (extra Body Armor healing)
Edmonton Oilers mini sticks: 50 of 50 (extra speed from vehicles)
Rampages: 10 of 10
Odd Jobs: 10 of 10
The End
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